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  1. harvey birdman

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    I listen to Advisory Opinions from time to time's even though I disagree with their politics and opinionated takes. I still enjoy hearing about big appellate and Supreme Court cases. Even knowing now that it’s all bullshit and the 5th circuit has made a mockery of the profession. Also read the Law Dork blog.
     
  2. RJF-GUMP

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    Keenan Edge. Mitnick has a good one. Trial Lawyer Nation. I haven't listened to any of them lately. My enthusiasm for trial lawyering comes in waves. I love what I do for the most part and I love studying about jury trials and plaintiff tactics. But I also have a fatigue level that goes along with that and I already do multiple KTI seminars during the year and other CLEs. Sometimes when I have upcoming trials my enthusiasm peaks and I listen to Keenan Edge podcasts are some of the others I mentioned. But on the typical week or even typical month I don't listen to them at all.
     
  3. harvey birdman

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    For me I have been no interest in legal podcasts similar to my actual day to day job. Although I have never been into self improvement books or podcasts. Probably should’ve been.
     
  4. bwi2

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    nerd alert
     
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  5. (Z)

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    I really enjoy what I do (most days).

    The day I go home and listen to a legal podcast, whew boy...
     
  6. Gallant Knight

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    To be fair I am reading a 400 page book on voir dire that I paid $200 for so maybe I shouldnt talk shit
     
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  7. harvey birdman

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    Listen while I work. Although I work from home.
     
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  8. RJF-GUMP

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    what book? I like to nerd out on this shit too
     
  9. harvey birdman

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    Oh God, I’ve become Gump
     
  10. wes tegg

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    I listen to Mitnik’s stuff a lot. That’s about it.
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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  12. devine

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    Not a podcast but I follow the husband and wife law team on Instagram, they give great advice for free
     
  13. El Tiburon

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    The defense doc’s depo yesterday would have been hilarious but for the fact that they aren’t bending over backwards to send me their policy limits on an indefensible case.

    In Florida, there is a very specific regulation regarding how you can perform a fat transfer during a Brazilian butt lift procedure. There is objective evidence that the doctor flat out did it wrong (CTs and MRIs). The doctor had only been in private practice for 4 years when the incident occurred and he claims he couldn’t remember how he was taught to perform this surgery during his three years of fellowship. And that wasn’t even the dumbest thing he said.
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    Is your client Kate Middleton?
     
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  15. El Tiburon

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    My client wouldn’t be allowed within 100 feet of Kate unless it was to clear the table and wash her dishes.
     
  16. Gallant Knight

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    $300k limits offer on a rotator cuff surgery 1p case today. Being able to get atty fees is such a game changer
     
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  17. (Z)

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    How do y’all handle soft tissue cases in great venues, but you’ve got no in-state defendant.

    I’ve got a commercial carrier, clear liability, amazing venue, but limited damages. Out of state company and driver.
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    Guy I've met is trying a case against Fred Loya and I shot him an email saying good luck

    his response:

    "They do need a nut crushing."
     
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  19. CF3234

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    Had a mediation this morning that I thought had zero chance of resolution as of last night.

    Carrier told me that under no circumstances would they ever pay for a new roof and the client was coming up with all sorts of non-negotiable demands.

    Then I get to mediaiton and show up and the carrier is telling me that an undisputed payment for 38k in interior damage is already on the way and they want to settle for a full roof this morning. Meanwhile client is all of a sudden willing to take 25k less for the roof (which now falls into reasonable territory) and all the non-negotiable demands are not even priorities. Case settled and I made good money in an hour at mediation.

    Sometimes things just work out.


    Also, dipping our toes into some marketing. Hired someone to optemize our website and manage google ads and someone to do some social media stuff. I feel like I'm 2 steps away from being a billboard attorney.
     
  20. Oranjello

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    Mallory v. Norfolk Southern? Don’t think it applies in Alabama but couldn’t hurt to look
     
  21. (Z)

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    I’ve got personal jurisdiction on Defendant in the venue. Accident happened here.

    Issue is going to be if I ask for more than $75k, I’m getting removed on diversity grounds. (Maryland based commercial carrier with a Florida driver)
     
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  22. Sammy Meatballs

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    just don’t ask until it’s not removable
     
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  23. Sammy Meatballs

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    I only listen to my own webinars.
     
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  24. (Z)

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    Thought about that, but I’ve noticed most people filing removal as soon as complaint is filed when it’s a corporate defendant. They’ll also try to pin you down on amount in controversy in early discovery too. I could probably win removal argument if they try, but huge loss if I don’t.

    Case might be worth $5,000 in fed. It’s probably worth $250,000 at least here.
     
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  25. steamengine

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    A judge gave my wife this book and said it’ll change your lawyering. I told her just read Calvin & Hobbes.

    https://a.co/d/1xIIYd0
     
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  26. RJF-GUMP

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    Went to a mediation this morning in a small MVA case. Meds were $27k. Debateable lost wages claim of $8k. $35k total specials. 9 months of treating then MMI. Soft tissue neck stuff with preexistings. I had the total case value around $81k and client was prepared to accept that if we could get them to it. I told my client and the mediator I thought maybe we could get them to $90k. Mediation started at 10AM and walked out of it at 11:45 with the case settled for $90k.
     
  27. (Z)

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    Sounds like a good days work.
     
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  28. Sammy Meatballs

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    right on cue

    i was just invited on a podcast
     
  29. CF3234

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    few better feelins as a lawyer than getting above your bottom line at a mediation.
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    I’m always afraid I’ve undervalued it unless there’s some glaring problem I know about and know they don’t.
     
  31. RJF-GUMP

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    It's pretty rare in my experience. Usually have to drag the carrier kicking and screaming to get even a half way reasonable settlement.
     
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  32. Gallant Knight

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    I had an absolute dogshit case with Chubb. Mediator spent legitimately ten minutes going over all the shitty aspects of the case and I didn’t really disagree with him on any of it. I think there was like a month gap in treatment, the pain doctor was under investigation by the medical board, the property damage was barely visible. Like $40k in meds

    after all of that he goes

    So their offer to start this is $90,000
     
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  33. CF3234

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    Exactly why getting above bottom line feels so good
     
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  34. (Z)

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  35. Gallant Knight

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    And my employee who is on maternity leave who is scheduled to return to work in a few weeks just called and said she needs to work from home indefinitely because her car got repossessed
     
  36. Nug

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    Get her one of those black ubers you talk about
     
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  37. Sammy Meatballs

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    yeah wes tegg texted me

    terrible. It's crazy to think of the number of people he coached that I just know about who have gone on to be really good trial lawyers.
     
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  38. (Z)

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    Yep, I learned more in that trial ad class/team than the entire rest of law school combined.

    I was afraid it was coming. Their firm was in that trial I was in that got stopped for mediation. MG was telling me it wouldn't be long.
     
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  39. (Z)

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    I love getting a nice stack of medical records where the physician notes that my client, who denied having back/neck pain prior to the MVA (years worth of records with these problems apparently), says he is either a very poor historian or cognitively impaired.
     
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  40. Sammy Meatballs

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    I learned a lot from Bob. We had a lot of fun. Me and John Givens were trial partners and he had his dad helping him out and Mitnik was helping me. Bob was ok with my strategy of trying to keep the other teams out at the hotel bar as long as I could. We also drank a lot of good wine with Bob.

    He was the best.
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    I still use a ton of little things I learned from Bob. He’s who got me into wine, too. Such a great dude and great lawyer.
     
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  42. (Z)

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    I don’t like tictacs but bc of him, I keep a thing of altoids with me whenever I’m in trial.

    You’re not going to find that written in any book somewhere. :laugh:
     
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  43. herb.burdette

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    Create your own claims.
     
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  44. Sammy Meatballs

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    there are a couple of lawyers in atlanta that seemingly have an inordinate amount of Uber claims.

    things that make you go hmm
     
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  45. Sammy Meatballs

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    him honking a bicycle horn in my ear when i'd say the same word at the beginning of every question on cross broke that habit really quick
     
  46. (Z)

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    Emens did this to me. I was first person in the class to get the treatment. :facepalm:
     
  47. Gallant Knight

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    lawyer who state farm sends cases that they earmark for trial

    trial last week
    in trial today
    assigned on wednesday this week
    assigned on monday next week
    assigned on tuesday next week

    would rather die
     
  48. CF3234

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    I've noticed a pattern with all of these attorneys

    They are all divorced, egomaniacs who have some kind of vice that will put them in an early grave.
     
  49. Gallant Knight

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    i think this dude has also tried ~250 car wreck cases so he can probably review a file for like half an hour at the courthouse and be ready to go
     
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  50. CF3234

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    With Carl Weathers gone, there's no point to ever go back to that storyline.