Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Why would they want to be somewhere where even Israeli hostages are killed by the Israeli military?
     
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  2. AHebrewToo

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    I get a strange inkling that all of these libs saying decriminalize marijuana and expunge non-violent possessors records would not be jumping at the opportunity for a stint in federal pound you in the ass prison.
     
  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    wut
     
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  4. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    :ocho:
     
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  5. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    There are no standing colleges in Gaza after Israel has bombed them all. Great point as always, Lauren.
     
  6. fattus

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    I dunno. How’s the coffee there?
     
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  7. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    What you mean
     
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  8. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I believe he is just making fun of Boebert using a ridiculous example.
     
  9. NYGator

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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    In addition to her dog killing story, noem has a separate story in her book of her dad getting mad at one of his ranch hands and tricking him into eating his own cat, so not far off.
     
  11. OHW

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    wtf
     
  12. NYGator

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    But Obama wore a tan suit and racism is funny…

     
  13. Deep dirt

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    I will John, you sick fuck.
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    Speak for yourself bub. Read some book, get my whale eye dug out like a canoe. You know, really work on me for a bit
     
  15. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Chef Goldblum
     
  16. ClemPson

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  17. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    I am making fun of her, but the example may be less ridiculous than what she actually proposed.

    Protesting bombing a society out of existence/Advocating for decriminalizing marijuana vs. studying-abroad in a warzone/volunteering to go to prison.
     
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  18. CUAngler

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  19. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  20. NYGator

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    What was he trying to say here, the Yiddish word verkakte or farkakte. It means shitty in Yiddish.

     
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  21. NYGator

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    Yes this is believable because he always takes the advice of those around him without throwing a shit fit.

     
  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Also, some of those agents were/are on Trump's camp and not the US Govt
     
  23. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Is she stealing Jerry Falwell stories?
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  25. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  26. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Wasn't this reported and he did in fact flip the fuck out but they wouldn't give, then he denied it.
     
  27. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Attempting to jerk stuff off really is her go to move.
     
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  28. Tug

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    Yes it was
     
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  29. NYGator

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    Yes, that is why he is saying what he is saying...to refute that.
     
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  30. portlandspartan

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    The theme was free speech
     
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  31. NilesIrish

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    ahhh.. my bad, I refuse to watch his ass, assumed he was confirming something he already denied like he is wont to do.
     
  32. Deep dirt

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    Finally had a great chance to test unlimited presidential immunity and we blew it. One little drone goddammit.
     
  33. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Police! Quick! This is evidence of an outside agitator who isn’t a student! I’ve been told these types are very dangerous!
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Go on and aim the sniper rifles at her. She’ll take good care of them all.
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  36. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Chris is gonna get himself fired talking like this
     
  37. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure Colombia students are literally occupying the same building that Columbia students had previously occupied when protesting for divestment from apartheid South Africa.
     
  38. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Antisemite!
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    First time she's been on a college campus?
     
  40. SuperCam

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    Candace Owens was in Tuscaloosa days ago and now there are clips students there counter protesting. It’s going to get worse on college campuses



     
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  41. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  42. BellottiBold

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    133 Democrats.
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    probably the first time she has ever been on a college campus
     
  44. BudKilmer

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    fuck
     
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  45. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Stupid fucker.

    For curiosity sake, how many descendants of pre-1776 colonists even exist anymore, even a rough estimate? Not that I believe for a millisecond that they alone should have voting rights.
     
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  46. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Hey Joe, the supreme court has been ambiguous regarding your full immunity for assassinating political rivals. What do you say we take these assassination coordinates and create a case study?