Sitting head football coach Deion Sanders logs on to cyber bully former players; embarrass self

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  1. dump

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    Lmbo if you truly think this
     
  2. fucktx

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    Yes dump the players will certainly stay once Deion leaves and not transfer. I was going to say all of the guys would leave, but I just saw they have the 80th best recruiting class. Some of the low end guys will stay making it essentially the same talent Colorado had before
     
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  3. dump

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    Clearly you dont realize just how bad Colorado was before Deion
     
  4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Shocked I tell you
     
  5. DDB

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    Dump also thought Jimbo was gonna be a great coach, so there’s that.
     
  6. fucktx

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    clearly you didn’t read what I said. If you take out the best guys in their class they’d probably close to dead last in recruiting. Those top players will leave.
     
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  7. Sir Phobos

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    if I was a prospective HC, I'd actually be clamoring for the job. the only thing Deion can do is recruit and run his mouth. if you can come in after his failpile of a career in Boulder and take them to bowls regularly and make them a respectable opponent on everyone's schedule, the fans will build a fucking statue for you. their fans only like it now because all they remember is 1-11 a couple years ago. the shine will come off Deion in their eyes and they will tire of his antics when they aren't backed by wins. come in, be boring as bologna, but win and in a few years you'll have the whole CU fanbase calling Deion corny.

    a moderately good HC should be drooling over this job when it opens because a decent amount of success will mean a contract extension granting tens of millions of dollars. they will 100% overpay the next guy they find to bring them reasonable success and I'd want to be that guy.
     
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  8. killerwvu

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    He can't even recruit that well
     
  9. Fuck this

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    not to go full brad Pitt moneyball if he can hit why doesn’t he hit


    But his recruiting class this last year had 12 players. 80th class. If he can recruit then why doesn’t he recruit good?
     
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  10. TC

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    Does that include portals?
     
  11. Shinzon

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  12. Fuck this

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    No
     
  13. dump

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    Did you look at their classes prior to Deion?
     
  14. EdmondDantes

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    a perfect encapsulation of colorado fans and posters.
     
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  15. Handcuffed

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    Deion's inability or unwillingness to recruit high schoolers has been the most surprising thing about his tenure.

    And because of it, the only way his tenure isn't a failure is if CU wins 9+ games this year. They are not being set up in any way for future success but are instead being figuratively strip-mined by Deion, his family, and his friends (hello Warren Sapp at $500k).
     
  16. Shinzon

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    His recruiting mantra is “you know where to find me!” Not a joke.
     
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  17. CUgator

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    Worked to beat Nebraska once already...
     
  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They process 25 guys a year, only go after top recruits and try and fill through the portal. That sounds a lot like Jimbo. How did he leave ATM?
     
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  19. dump

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    Jimbob never really worked the portal so idk what you mean
     
  20. 20/20/20/20

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    Sounds like it's working great!
     
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  21. DeToxRox

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    Embarrassing behavior, and that’s just the start of things. Wait until Prime spends the night at a recruits house!

    lol like he’d ever visit a recruit at home
     
  22. DeToxRox

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    In fairness to Deion, my plan is to join a TMB online NCAA league, go 4-8, tell all the other league owners how much they suck and then take my QB into Madden 25 and win a Super Bowl. So in a lot of ways he and I are very much alike.
     
  23. PSU12

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    He’s shitposting as HC of a P4 program. It’s just tremendous content.
     
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    lol
     
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    Wow only you and six other teams can lay claim to such a prestigious feat.
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    What are #Colorado Buffaloes expectations for this year?

    Backend looks pretty brutal after the bye. Week 2 will be fun. Week 3 revenge game.


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  28. Dan Kendra

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    What are their roster numbers like? They have to be far from 85.
     
  29. electronic

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  30. PSU12

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    If they can beat NDSU week 1, that week 2 game in Lincoln will be a massive draw. Excited for that one.
     
  31. Saul Shabazz

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    Arizona was 11?
     
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  32. Truman

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  33. CUgator

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    Make a bowl and im happy. Expectations should probably be higher, but thats what 20 years of suck does.
     
  34. Tommy Jefferson

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    Fuck, marry, kill:

    CU makes a bowl
    CU beats the vaunted Husks
    CU coach cyber bullies former player
     
  35. xec

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    Holy shit!
     
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  36. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Hell yeah
     
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  37. Andy Reocho

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  38. DeToxRox

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    Very conflicted here
     
  39. Truman

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    "Bitch-Made" is such a vintage message board burn. Have to respect it.
     
  40. dukebuckeye

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    Right??
     
  41. Corch

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    If you think about it we're all "bitch made"
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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  43. football501

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  45. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    I expect all the Deion defenders from the other thread in here as soon as possible
     
  46. fucktx

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    Deion Sanders Jr is by far the worst of them. He does absolutely nothing but talk shit to people on Twitter and has been like that since Deion arrived
     
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  47. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Let’s go at this. A guy only recruits through the portal. Is that sustainable long term?
     
  48. DrTomOsbourne

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    Deion is the trump of cfb.

    Just says and does what he wants.

    Most people see it and can't believe it

    His followers ignore the flags and cheer him on no matter what
     
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  49. Saul Shabazz

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    would have to basically have a 100% hit rate every season
     
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  50. DeToxRox

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    And they were both good for just a couple of wins
     
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