Leo Messi will join MLS with Inter Miami mid season 2023.....

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  1. DirtBall

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  4. TheFreak55

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    Mans rolled up in the Canadian tuxedo
     
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    Enjoy your night out, king. Wear what you want.


    But wtf is Jordi wearing? What is that white thing draped over him?
     
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    More like wtf is Suárez wearing
     
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    It looks like white puffy pants?
     
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    “Messi and some teammates”. Also they’re all drinking Michelob Ultras :roll:the dudes a living billboard.

     
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    Guess it’s better than what Maradonna was doing
     
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    Decked out in Heat gear with the customized jersey? Average NBA fan, imo
     
  11. hood b. goode

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    messi conversational in english yet?
     
  12. DirtBall

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    “one michelob ultra please”
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Columbus just creampied both of MX’s giants. Just a ho hum 5-2 aggregate ass kicking.
     
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    This gotta be breaking some kind of rule

     
  15. DirtBall

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    It’s MLS, all the rules are written in pencil
     
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    Whatever benefits Miami
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    We can take the Time Machine here….or whatever benefits LAFC….or whatever benefits ATL….or whatever benefits Seattle…or whatever benefits LAG. Been watching this dog and pony show for decades.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Messi with one of the most insane stat lines of all time today
     
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    Lol what benefits did Seattle get? League has been dictated by whatever the LA teams and now Miami want.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Ummm, Dempsey
     
  23. soulfly

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    Can’t help it my guy didn’t want to go to Portland :loldog:
     
  24. DirtBall

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    He did all of this in a 32 minute span:

     
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    That last assist from Messi was absolutely dirty. My word.
     
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    Maybe a little too much left to be toiling in a farmers league.
     
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    He seems to be having a nice time
     
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  29. xec

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    Dude’s printing money, having fun. His family apparently likes it in Miami. He’s cheered by opponent’s fans.
     
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  31. JGator1

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    Miami is the perfect city for him and his family I'm sure he's having a blast. It's always funny to compare him to Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia with the venerable House of Saud banning everything resembling fun.
     
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    IIRC Ronaldo and his girlfriend are the only non married couple allowed to live with each other in the entire country.
     
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  33. JGator1

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    This is correct. Allah makes exceptions for Cristiano Ronaldo, I'm no scholar but that seems kinda convenient.

    Long video but yeah, the Jordan Henderson saga is absolutely hilarious among others. These guys lived in a Euro bubble so long and took the money over every rational thought.

     
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  34. Gunners

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    Neither seem to drink and are home bodies

    Give me any amount of money and would still hate to live in either
     
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    Ummm, did you not see throwing down those Micky Uktras at the basketball game?
     
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  36. JGator1

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    I'm sure it was a one time thing but Messi shopping at a Publix makes him immune from any mundane criticism. And Gunners I'm sure if you had unlimited money you'd enjoy yourself in Miami.
     
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  37. beerleagueman

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    no language barrier and the unofficial capital of Latin America. and a city that caters to millionaire athletes. I can see why he loves it. The only negative is that crap FIU tier stadium
     
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    The Publix trip and drinking the Mickys at the basketball game were both marketing stunts. Publix is one of Inter Miami’s top sponsors and Michelin Ultra is an MLS sponsor and Messi was named their ‘official representative’.
     
  39. JGator1

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    The marketing stunts are working

     
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  40. Gunners

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    Not trying to go on 1, just don’t like Miami at all. Bless up
     
  41. JGator1

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    All good bud save your sanity trying to break down ETH's Man U at Old Trafford tomorrow.
     
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