MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Bouanga doing a selfie celly. SMDH. Dwyer did that 15 yrs ago bro.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    That’s a REALLY weak handball imo
     
  3. DirtBall

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    I was doing that back of the envelope math during the KC match with 72K. Think most of the tickets for both matches would average in the 250-300 range though. Still an insane windfall for these teams. Months worth of ticket revenue in one match.
     
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  4. xec

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    The investment to bring him to the league has been successful imo.
     
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    Bretos just said he’s the second coming of Maradona
     
  6. DirtBall

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    I mean, just in the Apple TV subs alone. They freakin tripled. Really excited to see what happens this summer. Giroud to LAFC, Lewandowski to Chi, Modric to NYC, Antione to SKC. Shit is about to pop off.
     
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    Great save from the French international
     
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    Wow. Not often big dog actually recognizes something that doesn’t directly make him a lot of money

     
  10. DirtBall

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    Favorite Chara fact, he broke the record for most yellow cards in league history and he never saw a red. Then after he broke that record he got reded like 2 games later.
     
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    Best Tillman with a strike
     
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    What a fucking king

     
  13. DirtBall

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    lol. Kei got an assist on the game winner
     
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  16. Rootgers

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    How is that guy employed by anyone in media? Shockingly bad
     
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  17. Rootgers

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    It's all making sense. These things all check out

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  18. Rootgers

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    Relatives probably mentioned in Blowback Season 2
     
  19. DirtBall

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    This guy I swear

     
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    “ITS SO EASY TO SEE, ITS THE EASIEST THING YO SEE IN THE WORLD”
     
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    I do miss when Hearh was around and him and Vermes took veiled shots at each other. Was the southpark cripple fight come to life.
     
  22. El_Pato

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    Lol wtf, he's decent. Will do well here, but I think his Europe window closed
     
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    Hunny wake up, new MLS meme template just dropped

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  24. DirtBall

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    Dang. I had hope in him this time.

     
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    Honestly, the only thing I can think up is he's involved in some organized crime. They don't give a shit about your schedule of a job lol
     
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  26. Shiggityshwo

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    would probably explain the pistol whipping incident
     
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    Boupendza must of tried hitting on the wrong dudes girl

     
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    Finally knowing when every contract is up, including option years. Next step is telling us how much GAM/TAM clubs have at their disposal.

     
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  32. xec

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    It’s almost shocking that they did this.
     
  33. SugarShaun

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    Sounds like MLS is moving Crew home games against New England 5/29 and Seattle 6/1. Expected Seattle of course but not New England to avoid midweek game the week of.

    I don’t understand this feeling of Don doing favorable things for Columbus
     
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  34. Rootgers

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    This shit sucks so hard

     
  35. DirtBall

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  36. Rootgers

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    Parsing their roster to see which supplemental roster player they'll sacrifice so that they'll somehow be roster compliant with Di Maria. Yannick Bright shouldn't make too many summer plans.
     
  37. DirtBall

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    We all saw this one coming

     
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  38. Rootgers

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    Lol, the only way it could get any better is if Miazga was the puncher
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Take a deep breath root, Fabrizio’s got your back

     
  40. Rootgers

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    Kiss of death
     
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  41. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    The team has been playing better with him on the bench this season. The sooner they can dump this moron the better.
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    Awww this was super cute. MLS and us soccer wouldn’t be anywhere if it wasn’t for local sickos like Thad

     
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  43. DirtBall

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    He probably won

     
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  44. SugarShaun

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  45. DirtBall

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    Boupendza you dumb twat
     
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  46. SugarShaun

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    DirtBall any idea how money from CCL/CCC and Club World Cup is handled. I assume that the team involved doesn’t get to keep it all and there’s some split with the league but couldn’t find anything
     
  47. DirtBall

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    IIRC, each club keeps the ticketing/merch/player bonuses for their individual matches. The TV/sponsorship/advertising money goes straight to SUM.
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    My guess is one of the PNW teams

     
  49. DirtBall

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    Hmmm, let’s go with Texas for this one

     
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  50. Shiggityshwo

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    geez I'd forgotten all about this guy