2024 MLB Thread - Paul Skenes is HIM

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  1. DirtBall

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    Not gonna lie, I’d crush a cheesy corn brisket totchos served in a helmet right now.
     
  2. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Getting food and drinks delivered to your seat>>>
     
  3. Gunners

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    100 straight regular season series without being swept
    0 straight in the postseason
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Wow, Elly’s up to 6th in war.
     
  5. DirtBall

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  6. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    All time?
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Not yet
     
  8. fucktx

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  9. Tex

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Fidelio

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    white sox are back
     
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  11. DirtBall

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  12. fucktx

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    the rays black magic bullshit finally ran out
     
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  13. devine

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    David bednar is so unbelievably cooked
     
  14. devine

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  15. DirtBall

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    Bucs are back
     
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  16. southlick

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  17. soulfly

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  18. fucktx

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  19. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Get Elly'd
     
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  20. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Astros are only 3 games up on the White Sox
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    Royals getting creampied but at least bob did something neat

     
  22. Gunners

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    Fucking Kimbrel

    out on this bum
     
  23. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Woo sweep we're world series bound! :smugdog:
     
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  24. Emma

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  25. 40wwttamgib

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    :shrug:
     
  26. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Make it 2.5
     
  27. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Yeah suck it Tex!
     
  28. Tex

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    :bobbleresolve:
     
  29. JGator1

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    Seeing that fucking Rays contract bust Vinny Castilla on the ESPN broadcast is angering me
     
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  30. fucktx

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    Rays are done for
     
  31. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Following in the hallowed footsteps of true Yankee Alex Rodriguez.
     
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  32. devine

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    So when is it too early to cement someone as a bust?

    henry Davis?
    Jarred kelenic?
    Jackson Holliday?
     
  33. fucktx

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    He’s pretty much a bust but he can be useful as a platoon bat
     
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  34. i am a bammer

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    Phillies destroyed the medicore padres
     
  35. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  36. Truman

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    ‘Innovating’ is an interesting word choice
     
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  37. Degausser

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    Maybe I'm built different, but I don't notice the uniform changes while watching games. Hasn't stood out to me once this year.
     
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  38. bro

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    Some high quality innovations such as ‘making everything worse’

     
  39. Andy Reocho

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    Amazing that Nike became warshed and forgot how to do everything the moment Fanatics came along
     
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  40. fucktx

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    You should’ve watched the Rangers Reds game today. Looked like the reds starter Abbott took a shower wearing his jersey because the new ones show all sweat
     
  41. WillySaliba

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    How he continues to get paid is baffling to me. Hopefully you guys shut him down before the end of the regular season.
     
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  42. fucktx

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    A’s fans are so mad about their broadcaster that just so happens to be a woman that they started a petition to remove her. They barely gave her 30 games. Shit is lame and I hope this is the one time Fisher doesn’t budge
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    The skyray is a great logo, but like most City Connect jerseys, these suck.

     
  44. fucktx

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    Guy Fieri ass jerseys
     
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  45. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    This hat fucks though.

     
  46. ohhaithur

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    Unfortunately she's not good. But others aren't too and they don't get petitions
     
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  47. fucktx

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    Oh yeah I agree but it’s very early in her career and she can get better. Some of these dumbasses have been doing it for 20-30 years and they’re just as bad. That was more so my point, not that she’s very good.
     
  48. ohhaithur

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    Yeah she got job because ownership needed something positive so they hired a woman and I believe it's her first play-by-play job and it's the fucking Major Leagues. It's going to be a rough start, it's a hard job
     
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