2024 NFL Draft Thread

Drake Maye just called his brothers “goofballs”

no sauce will be a bust

 

I’m hearing a ton of rumblings from inside the war rooms

 

Which one of you was this again?

 

100% chance that guy is just a Bama fan

 

That’s not what she said

 

Stroud didn’t go to Bama

 

I goofed

 

Saban up on stage bitching about NIL again. How players getting paid is bad for the game. Kids are too entitled, etc.

 

sounds like he's gearing up to quit again

 

it's a pretty big bitch move from the czar of ball iwbh

 

God damn I feel for this guy

 

If it hasn't been posted yet. In honor of draft day one of the best mixes ESPN has ever done

 

I feel that if you're dressing up to be some super fan to stand for hours with many other unbathed super fans to watch football mans get drafted, it's time to reevaluate things.

 

Those people are the true psychos. They belong on watch lists just like Disney Adults

 

i would love to go if it’s ever in charlotte. has to be absolutely elite people watching

 

Spoken like a fan of a team who has won 3 super bowls in 5 years

 

Imagine the attendance for a super bowl parade if the Lions ever won one. The fan support they get despite being the worst franchise in sports for 50 years is amazing.

 

Sunglasses inside looks even more ridiculous when everyone’s doing it.

 

Standing pat I get it

 

Maye will almost die if he has to go to the Patriots

 

posturing and leaking to get us to increase our offer. we are fine everything is fine

 

Greenberg and Goodell doing a propaganda segment on ESPN. Did you guys know that Christmas games, ppv streaming and international games are all actually good things? Nothing to do with money actually, just overall better products!

 

The NFL is a work

 

Charles Davis is so bad at this. OMG does he stick out in his incoherent and awkward thoughts

 

Forcing guys to play on four days rest of course good

 

ross tucker said so according to ark

 

Annual chance to reflect on Mel Kiper being scared to get a widdle shot in his arm.

 

@DanWetzel:
NFL is estimating crowd of 150,000.

Damn, detroit showing out

 

Second overall pick in the spoiler

Spoiler

Your Mom

 

Jayden Daniels talking on speaker phone in public. Cross him off the board. Undraftable.

 

Sick fucks

 

This Caleb guy hit a fire anthem

 

Would 100% decline to attend this nonsense if I was a player

 

A-10 flyover

 

The vape cloud going up during the anthem proving this is our most American event

 

Not the best choice for the national anthem. Everyone in the crowd and the players on stage looking like wtf is this.

 

Thats a bit harsh

I would say in order of acceptable to weird

1. its your city's 1st time hosting the draft & youre coming for the first round

2. its your city's first draft and youre coming for days 2 and 3

3. you're traveling cross country to attend the whole thing

4. you go every year and attend the whole thing

5. anything involving face paint or dressing up

 

Huge few minutes for Calebs. Long time coming.

 

Dude is talented, but he definitely didn’t get the appreciation he deserved from the people there.

 

Ian Rapoport has tanning bed goggle tan lines.

 

See but I can't be harsh on Disney adults and not make these folks feel the same heat.

 

You know people will be pissing and shitting in that crowd.

 

Jesus christ Ed Werder looks like a stretched out condom