Snobby pool thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by lechnerd, Jun 25, 2018.

  1. bigred77

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    No daddy to be found?
     
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  2. bigred77

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  3. Owsley

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    ducks are rapists for real

    Look like mottled ducks to me. Note the speculum feathers on the males wing on the right.
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching.
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    Both are back this morning and trolling Cedric. He'll stand on one end, they'll swim to the other side, hop out and look at him, he'll run to their side, they'll jump back in and paddle to the other side. Over and over and over.

    The blowup alligator and snake came last night, I'll get them out there tonight so we'll see how that works.

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  6. LuPoor

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    Just a really lovely backyard, and one that makes it even more staggering you wanted a tattoo that included the phrase "you need a thug in your life"
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    If I win the lottery I'll buy a massive house and call it Thugz Mansion.
     
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  8. ned's head

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    Got an idea - ducks feel threatened when they see or hear others of their kind coming. I'd try using a duck call each day to see if that scares them away
     
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  9. bigred77

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    Fake floating ducks would be a good idea too
     
  10. blind dog

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    Dump a bag of millet in your pool and you will never see another duck
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Have you tried sucking the duck’s dick, dbl?
     
  12. ned's head

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    Just saw some ducks floating in our community lake. Not on my watch. :crossedarms:

    Just emailed the HOA to ask them to kill the heater.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Better try the inflatable alligator wearing sunglasses from Amazon first.
     
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  14. dblplay1212

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  15. bigred77

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  16. dblplay1212

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    Sooooo many turds. Thank god it gets cleaned tomorrow. Kid can't even get in the pool, she's stuck in the hot tub.
     
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  17. Owsley

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    Sucking a corkscrew seems kinda difficult but idk
     
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  18. Degausser

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    Can we get an ID on the snakes above? Thanks.
     
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  19. dblplay1212

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    On the bright side, kid is obsessed with snakes right now. She named all 3 of them.
     
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  20. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, with that attitude!
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    We're good so far. Pool was cleaned this morning and ducks haven't been back. I've been checking every 30 minutes or so, haven't seen them. Lowkey going to miss them.

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  22. dblplay1212

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    Haven't seen ducks in 2+ weeks. At 7:30 this morning, Cedric was going nuts in the living room. Wife gets up to let him out. He went springing outside bc the ducks had come back and he wanted to play. We had a windy storm overnight and the snakes and alligator had been blown out of the pool so they ducks were coming to hang out and he wasn't having it. They flew off. I guess they've been checking daily.
     
  23. DDB

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    Need a new robot, any recs?
     
  24. pperc

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    a basic dolphin robot works very well. call up marina pool and spa in Denver for the best pricing and having the warranty (you don't get it if you buy online on amazon), IMO.
     
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  25. dump

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