NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1 (Hamass Forced Out of LA)

Boston is frauds like many have been saying annually

 

Pelicans are one of the most aesthetically displeasing franchises in all of sports. I’m sure the smoothie king center will be rocking this weekend

 

Celtics inability to dribble seems problematic

 

Beat that ass with the Dame trade package. How's Joe Cronin feeling this morning?

 

Probably pretty fucking good, given the state of the Bucks franchise

 

I can’t believe Spo can still surprise me with how good he is. How many coaches would take their C and only big man you have on the floor put him on the opposing teams best perimeter player and dare a team who is already bigger then you at every position to beat you inside because you aren’t going to give them free looks from 3.

KP in the post was supposed to be their answer to easy offense when things start getting disorganized for them and dude couldn’t score on Caleb Martin smh. Also dude was talking about how he wanted to play the heat. bro how about you stfu you just got here yesterday you haven’t been through the battles and heartache like Tatum, Brown, Horford, White. Hell I’ll even give a pass to Holiday because of what he went through last year but a guy who hasn’t even been in the playoffs talking about wanting to play your teams biggest nemesis over the last five years is funny.

 

One day folks will admit that Miami's offer was actually the best offer available for Dame. One day we will all see the light.

 

Honestly, I don’t know that the Celtics hilariously losing to an 8 seed again is worth this

 

That would be correct.

somehow.

 

This is always my great struggle as well. This is Diesel's first appearance in the thread since last year's finals, and we were richer having lost him.

 

Lebron wouldn’t be top twenty if he never had Spo

 

Stellar chime in! Can't wait for more!

 

Should have said top fifty. He’s not top twenty now

 

Oh wow all the riff raff is showing up this morning

 

Counterpoint:

 

I do not post in here all the time but read every night, I love when the playoffs come and people who have not watched one second of basketball show up

 

good integration with this weeks rewatchables

 

Yes that's very nice, but I have to go looking for it to enjoy Simmons schadenfreude. The cokeheads and DeSantis voters currently polluting the thread are coming to us, they can't be avoided until Miami loses/Kyle sees a shiny object.

 

And this isn’t fair.

2 of our at least semi-regular Miami posters are terrible all the time

 

pretty solid, tanking isn't for the weak-stomached...got two 1sts this year and bringing back Chauncey for another tank season in an effort to land Cooper Flagg

things can only go up when you're floor level

 

who was the last franchise white for the Blazers? Bill Walton?

 

nurk

 

Usually it isn't until a little closer to the finals

 

Not the first time Kyle crashed into something unexpectedly

 

Snorted so hard at this I blew a booger onto the screen of my phone

 

The casuals coming to our local bar and grill. Gross

 

Cavs - Magic tonight

 

Speaking of a lack of traction and Kyle....

 

Please win tonight

thanks

 

Hey casuals, there’s one shitposter here and his name is dump.

 

We also provide some of the best topic-specific thread titles on the front page.

*this season

 

just going back 10 years, Portland's had quite the who's who of cacs

Arcidiacono
Eubanks
Nurkic
Zeller
Z. Collins
Hezonja
Leonard
Layman
Stauskas
Connaughton
Papagiannis
Plumlee
Blake
Kaman

 

traction has never been a problem. Sometimes things just get in the way

 

Two games last night but three tonight during round 1 of the draft makes no sense to me.

 

Hiding Orlando-Cleveland that only a sick fuck would watch

 

Man heat fans came out of nowhere

 

I wish I wasn’t going.

 

hood doesnt need his head to get any bigger

 

need a filipino version of this