Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Defense counsel is instructing their client to violate a court order so they can bill hourly defending him? That IS a bold strategy.
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    Just another delay tactic by those guys.
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    I don't think he understands that the jury is the only ones making a decision. He's more than welcome to take the stand and defend himself.

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  4. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    He'd freak the fuck out if he had to defecate in a steel toilet without a seat ring instead of his golden shitter. I know I would.
     
  5. bwi2

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    passover
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Welcome to me sitting in church service every Sunday from when I was 8 to 14.
     
  7. ned's head

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    He'd die from saturated fat withdrawal by day 3
     
  8. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Here's the menu if anyone is interested:
    https://doccs.ny.gov/statewide-facility-food-menu

    tonight's dinner:
    BAKED SALISBURY STEAK
    WHIPPED POTATOES
    SEASONED GRAVY
    STEWED TOMATOES
    WHITE BREAD / MARGARINE
    CHOCOLATE PUDDING
    LEMON BEVERAGE
     
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  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    That makes perfect sense and I have nothing else to add.

    Gallant Knight actually I do. It’s a question. Can overall gag orders be set for the media? Maybe they have, but to me, even interviewing people who were dismissed is a bad look. I know nothing about this process (despite what Trump thinks about black folk) but there are no cameras, so there isn’t really a chance to leak info unless it’s from the inside, right?
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    maybe i need to go to prison that sounds legit tbh
     
  11. El_Pato

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  12. soulfly

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    Ask me any court question!

    Object to the form of the question!

    Checkmate :gocho:
     
  13. fattus

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    Margarine?????
     
  14. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  15. Gallant Knight

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    JAMAICAN BEEF PATTY
    STEAMED WHITE RICE
    SEASONED CABBAGE
    WHITE BREAD / MARGARINE
    RASPBERRY GELATIN

    does trump need a fall guy?
     
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  16. HoosDaMan

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    It sounds delicious.
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    Sorry Mittens I have to pay women to not have sex with me all the time but that’s because I’m built different
     
  18. BayouMafia

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    who got some margarine for Bobby Shmurda?
     
  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    But will you vote for him?

    Yup
     
  20. steamengine

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    These are shit. Get me a new guy who can do his fucking job.
     
  22. i am a bammer

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    Looks like the troll that smashed Frodo in the halls of Moria
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Not the least bit trout-like
     
  24. Tommy Jefferson

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    Of all the backward bullshit the lawyers do in the name of tradition and symbolism, still having a human use chalk to draw what’s happening in a courtroom is the most absurd.
     
  25. drewru

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    Yea, but he was an “ethnic” in Alabama so…
     
  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    that stack of papers he brought to the courthouse today were probably the missing TS docs from his Mar-a-lago shitter
     
  27. Redav

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    I think it's too far personally and we should have someone whisper to us what the scene looked like in a dark room
     
  28. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    "I have a camera right here. It's on my phone."

    "No you can only draw it and it better not be realism"
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    Another reason Bill Cosby wishes he'd done time in NY and not PA.
     
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  30. seanofthedead86

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    Yeah my understanding was that 1) the $1000 amount is so that the lawyers can't argue that a higher amount is excessive and only being done because of who he is and 2) As they stack up it's justification for a larger punishment down the road.
     
  31. drewru

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    This is accurate and his failure to comply with the gag order, regardless of the severity of the penalty levied, can be considered in sentencing if he’s found guilty. Meaning it would weigh against any leniency within the judge’s discretion.

    Still, a $1k fine is a joke considering almost anyone else, and def anyone who isn’t wealthy, would be jailed for doing what he’s done.
     
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  32. racer

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    How blatantly dangerous to jurors do you have to be to be denied the right to a jury?
     
  33. Gallant Knight

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  34. Biship

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    Maybe it’ll be a military tribunal!
     
  35. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  36. dblplay1212

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    They wouldn't take his right to a trial by jury away but in the most extreme cases I would assume they could jail someone and take all communication devices away for the duration of the trial. But I'm not a lawyer so I'm sure one of the big brains will chime in.
     
  37. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    A big problem is no one has seen anything like this even at the highest levels. He's like a child that wont take a hint but because he is a former president, current nominee, and has 20 million crazy people willing to do whatever he says, it's a bit of a pickle.
     
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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So why does the option of incarcerating someone for contempt or tampering exist if not for exactly this?

    Fuck this system.

    Nothing will come of anything
     
  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So glad we have this wondrous system to keep us safe from innocent people and petty criminals.
     
  40. London Humphreys

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    Has anyone with secret service protection been jailed for contempt?
     
  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Seems like the strategy of going soft and continuing to fine him tens of dollars is going great.

    Jail the motherfucker. His SS can wipe his ass for him like always.
     
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  42. London Humphreys

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    I want him jailed, but ive seen judge after judge err on the side of caution with pro se litigants (yes, I know Trump is not pro se but he's such a a dumbass he's compromising his own trial like he is). I suspect here the judge thinks trump is dead to rights and wants the trial to go forward without any grounds for delay or appeal. But I'm just a dumb country lawyer.
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I wonder if anyone else has ever thought they had Trump dead to rights with a mountain of evidence before.

    He's gonna monkeywrench this shit like he always does. He wins by no one calling him. For 78 years.
     
  44. London Humphreys

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    Probably three other courts, two of which were juries.
     
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  45. dblplay1212

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    Has anyone with secret service protection been in court on a criminal trial? This is all new ground here, there doesn't have to be precedent for this stuff.
     
  46. London Humphreys

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    That was kind of my point.
     
  47. steamengine

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  48. IanBoyd

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  49. AbeFroman

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    When does bird law come into this case?
     
  50. steamengine

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