What TMB poster are you wondering whether or not they are still alive

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  1. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    mission accomplished lol
     
  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Didn't remember him but looking at his post history this is quite the read
     
  3. The Blackfish

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  4. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    He just having a little sex bro, he gonna text you back no worries
     
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    edit: from his postings on the private thread, and the time he got kidnapped, we are right to be concerned
     
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  6. Phil Connors

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    Based on facebook he has a 6 month old so that may explain it
     
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  7. Lip

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    apparently too much fuckin
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think he got offended at some point and left the board. Was a weird situation.
     
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  9. Lip

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    he was not bright and a pretty shitty poster, but hope he’s doing well
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    Legend has it the baby was conceived and born during the same sex session.
     
  11. buckwild

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    Yeah....he got offended that people started inquiring what his toddler/young daughter felt about the revolving door of gross white trash threesome partners he and his wife continued to bring in for their preferred lifestyle.
     
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  12. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    münchausen syndrome comes for us all i suppose
     
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  13. Gunners

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    Definitely a nice guy but yeah, I don't know how he thought that thread was a good idea.

    He was also kidnapped(maybe), wild life.
     
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  14. devine

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    To be fair he posted a news story on it
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think some of those women were Anerican Indians. He was a fascinating guy.
     
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  16. Goose

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    That thread was like a bad car accident where you can’t look away
     
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  17. dblplay1212

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    Seems like I missed a thread. Link?
     
  18. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    You missed BlazingRebel getting kidnapped?

    bro what
     
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  19. Lip

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    I think he’s probably talking about his poly thread where he talked about the troubled women he was fornicating with
     
  20. ARSENAL

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    Laughed a lot in that thread

    good guy: that’s not a real gun
    Kidnapper: pulls out a real gun
    Good guy: oh shit. You weren’t kidding huh?
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    No the 3 some stuff, apparently.
     
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  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    There’s nothing that riveting beyond the having a sub/dom relationship with two women under the same roof as a 7 year old.
     
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  23. dump

    dump Oklahoma’s Daddy
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    When did this board become so kink shaming
     
  24. The Blackfish

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    I just wanted to make sure he was still alive. He’s posted a couple times since the poly thread then just stopped so together.
     
  25. Redav

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    Several people got really mad at his posting it seemed like
     
  26. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Some people here get really weird when someone is different, or more so when they talk about their different lifestyles.
     
  27. Redav

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    Yeah I wasn't particularly interested in it but whatever floats your boat. Seems like I remember some other Bama fan or fans not liking him and making it personal
     
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  28. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Did he ever change up the hairstyle?
     
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  29. Boo MFer!

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    A lot of people forget that BlazingRebel, a grown man, broke his arm throwing a softball in a beer league men’s game.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    :roll: what in the world
     
  31. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Dude spent so much time inside on his computer avoiding gainful employment that he probably had rickets
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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  33. BudKilmer

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    :roll: :roll: :roll:


    Man can have Prince level coital sessions but can’t stop a chimney sweeeper from tagging up
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  35. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    In his defense, his short stop said fire it home!
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    Very good question tc and one of the main ones he hears from his IRL friends all the time.

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  37. Emma

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    dr. evil rightttt gif
     
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  38. theseasonisover

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    “Held the runner at 3rd.”

    hell yeah brother
     
  39. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I get that weird injuries happen when you get older but breaking your arm throwing a softball? That's hilarious
     
  40. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I love him setting the stage of the score and inning like adult league softball matters whatsoever
     
  41. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    This made me laugh the most
     
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  42. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Ngl at his age that story usually ends with it oh yeah I had bone cancer
     
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  43. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I liked him rip
     
  44. Degausser

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    BR really set the scene there. I felt like I was listening to Vin Scully.
     
  45. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    This destroyed me.
     
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  46. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Seems like a really nice guy just not very bright. In addition to the 4 hour story he had a string of posts where he talked about going down on a particular young lady as “wearing her like a hat” over and over until someone finally called him out on it being incredibly weird.

    he had a pattern in the Poly thread of talking about how he and his wife had found the perfect partner, the three of them cuddling in bed with his daughter, daughter calling the new partner mommy after a weekend, then reporting that it went south fast and ended horribly, then a week or two later rinse and repeat with someone new. I figured he got offended by someone giving him a hard time about it and left
     
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  47. fattus

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    Wait, how old? I always thought he was 20s.
     
  48. BayouMafia

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    We all were once
     
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  49. Degausser

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    I checked in with him a couple months after he'd stopped posting. That was like a year and a half ago now though. This was his response then.

    Yeah I'm good just busy with life , my fiancee and little one are out of town in ND seeing family and honestly I was getting way too into the trump and politics thread and just needed a break because it was affecting my mood. You can let the guys know we are good, fiance and gf and Roo are great just needed to step back. Appreciate you checking on us
     
  50. BudKilmer

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    :roll: fucking hell