Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. WhiskeyDelta

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    Where I live it sets in the South like half the year
     
  2. Ralph

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    Yep, either one of those guys:

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  3. Can I Spliff it

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    Idk where to put this
     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    I love these “behind the scenes Trump is actually pissed” stories. As if his cool, calm, and collected public persona hides a darker truth.
     
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  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Don't let the warm, kind grandfather veneer fool you!
     
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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "I am 100% going to murder and imprison mexican immigrants and political opponents"

    But what's behind these vague statements? Matt Tabbi reports
     
  7. Redav

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    "He may seem like a mad awful hateful person and behind closed doors he's pretty much the same."

    Thank you
     
  8. Mister Me Too

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    I refused to believe that the first person who she’s sparring with is a real person and not Kristen Wiig in character.
     
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  10. $P1

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    Why would this even be in the realm of the right thread to put this in? Maybe the random thoughts thread. The Netflix thread. Maybe start a thread.
     
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  11. beerleagueman

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    Stephen A Smith is now arguing w the NAACP after victimizing Trump
     
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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Trump is so weird. He is like one of 750 people in all of America who watches and cares about the jokes happening on late night TV
     
  13. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Not to mention she works from a foundation who literally runs off other people’s money because they don’t make anything of value
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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    Hilarious context for the bed wetters
     
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  15. fattus

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    I can’t keep up with all the lib subtypes.
     
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  16. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    :pffft: of course he's pissed at the court sketch artist

    That's just about the most on brand thing that's ever been on brand
     
  17. Lyrtch

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    The resist libs have the mandate of heaven
     
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  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    House negroes gonna house negro
     
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  19. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Is resist lib under the umbrella of neolib, illib or shitlib?
     
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Please do not print it in the Rolling Stone that I’m mad!
     
  21. NYGator

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    Pretty sure it’s called Madlibs.
     
  22. steamengine

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    Just now happened to walk past and glance at a copy of Griftopia and chuckle at the fact the guy who wrote it is now in fact, a grifter.
     
  23. Doc Louis

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    Exactly. Underneath that dumpy Floridian exterior there's a cold-blooded New Yorker.
     
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  24. fattus

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    So depressing
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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    Stormy Daniels’ disgraced former attorney Michael Avenatti has reportedly said he is willing to testify against her in the hush money trial of former President Donald Trump. “The defense has contacted me,” Avenatti reportedly told the New York Post from a Los Angeles prison where he is serving a 19-year sentence for extortion, tax evasion, fraud, embezzlement and many, many other federal crimes.

    “I’d be more than happy to testify, I don’t know that I will be called to testify, but I have been in touch with Trump’s defense for the better part of year.”
     
  26. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Yes I’m pretty sure that’s how attorney client privilege works, sure.
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  28. southlick

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  29. steamengine

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    Mike Johnston and Covenant Eyes, welcome to the resistance
     
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  30. VaxRule

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    Juror 4 and Alternate 2, what the fuck guys?
     
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  31. theregionsitter

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    sure Jan
     
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  32. soulfly

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    Are these based on what the jurors said, or what they were asked about? Surprised no NPR.
     
  33. seanofthedead86

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    Who the fuck listens to Mueller She Wrote in 2024
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    TMB wasn't listed, so :idk:
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Im hearing he farted so hard he rupture a blood vessel and sadly passed. RIP.
     
  36. Tug

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    People are saying he might be dead and that was an AI recording cancelling his rally. Might be true, might not be, but people are saying it
     
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  37. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    WNYC is the local NPR.
     
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  38. soulfly

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    In that case, Juror 7 has my sword.
     
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'll never believe he's dead ever
     
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  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Good Lord, I knew that dude got into some trouble after he clout farmed for months on Twitter but I did not know he got 19 years in prison. He must have been ripping off hundreds of people.
     
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  41. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Read that in the style of Howard Stern and Pig Vomit



     
  42. BudKilmer

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  43. BudKilmer

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    basta
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. JGator1

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    Terrible person but want to hear a Logan Roy rant on Moscow Marge.
     
  46. steamengine

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    I listened to this interview. I don’t know anything about his movie but the dude sucks.

    -thought he was a leftist then in the past few years he was a radical centrist
    -leftists only further strengthen the right (same thing leftists say about libs)
    -he had to make the movie because of what’s happening in Britain where the labor party just waited for the tories to self immolate (not sure how that justifies a civil war movie)
     
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