Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    Would have been 3 if Jon Moxin wasn’t a cunt and Billy Bob wasn’t a bitch.

    season 9 of my podcast series is “why coach Kilmer did nothing wrong.”
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Maga dude self-immolating got me leo dicaprio hue hue type laughing

    Lol sigh we are just so divided arent we
     
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  3. IV

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    it’s nuts
     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump will be dead from exhaustion by 2:46 pm Wednesday
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    Get fucked Olivia
     
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  6. steamengine

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    I wasn’t talking about a black person, you racist
     
  7. steamengine

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    Words have no meaning anymore
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Y’all please stop reading this guys manifesto, all he wants is the clicks
     
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  10. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    this engagement farming will not stand! :crossedarms:
     
  11. Harrison Beck

    Harrison Beck Bailout Bro
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    Lol. Enjoyed all the “this guy obviously needs help” posts only to be followed up by “you know the guy that lit himself on fire actually makes a lot of sense” posts.
     
  12. soulfly

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    :roll:
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I mean those clicks don't do him much good at this point
     
  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Yes that was the joke
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm inebriated and will shit my pants in anger.
     
  16. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Well, at least you aren't at work.
    you aren't at work, are you?
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    I am hammered and will piss on my neighbors yard in support
     
  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Reminds me of my former neighbor from South Dakota, who has a PhD in Physics, INSISTING he piss outside in my back yard when a few of us guy neighbors were drinking one night. As in I offered the bathroom inside and he wasn't having that.
     
  19. Truman

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    A real man
     
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  20. IV

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    what’s the problem?
     
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  21. BudKilmer

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    One morning I was pissing off my deck and my neighbor was doing the same. It was 4:30
    Am.

    I see nothing wrong with your friend
     
  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I'm sober and just pissed on my backyard fence in support of you pissing in your neighbors" yard
     
  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well you could see into my former house's backyard from the street for one. Don't get me wrong I love pissing outside, but not when my junk is exposed to the streetlight
     
  24. JGator1

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    Pissing off the balcony area of our 3rd floor apartment (highest floor) in Gainesville as a 20 year old after endless games of beer pong brings back good memories. Of course in that same complex I walked out to my car one morning and found a golf ball type dent in my windshield, at the height of the Great Recession thank god insurance covered it.
     
  25. IV

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    asked and answered
     
  26. IV

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    hell of a kidney stone
     
  27. fattus

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    I knew a guy who only pissed outside to conserve water.
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Pissing outside is the best
     
  29. CUtigers

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    I try to piss outside at least once a day
     
  30. Redav

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    I've considered building a partition or something like a stall in my yard I could walk behind and piss. Might be too obvious what I was doing though
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    Reddit has a full view of the guy self-immolating from like 10 feet away on the front page

    Regret seeing that
     
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  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Because you're in a place where your laughter is not socially appropriate? Like a funeral?
     
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  33. Doc Louis

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    And after he was finished he shook hands with everyone and called it a night.
     
  34. Doc Louis

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    The worst part about laughing at funeral is when the ventriloquist dummy falls off your lap.
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Maybe this guy is user15000
     
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  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This one time out at the ol crynasty farm me and dadskrt were burning a brush pile and threw a couple of big old rotten bird houses on the fire. Well aparently there were a bunch of mice living in there and they caught fire as they ran off back toward the barn so we had to chase and tamp em down with shovels before they got there and started the whole place on fire.

    Anyway, that's sorta my vision for the next J6 if Trump loses again. I and my shovel volunteer ourselves for our democracy
     
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  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  38. GrizzliesDrew

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    Eastasia has always been our enemy!
     
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  39. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. SD_Irish

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    I'm not sure how that wasn't immediately disqualifying by the judge. Truth Social is literally Trump's mouthpiece.
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    Iirc that person said they get their news from Twitter and follow his Truth posts on Twitter bc they are news. Half of them get posted here so I can't say they are wrong.
     
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  43. CoastalOrange

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    Also the 2 people getting their news from Facebook and another getting their news from Fox News. No way is he convicted of anything.
     
  44. The Banks

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    So the graphic is wrong?
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    The Fox New guy watches MSNBC too lol
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    It says Truth Social and Twitter for Juror 2.
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    Juror No 2
    Juror No 2 is a married man who works in investment banking. He has an MBA in finance. He described himself as someone who “reads basically everything” and said that while he doesn’t hold any strong beliefs or opinions, he does follow the news and sees Trump’s Truth Social posts via Twitter. He told the court that he had not read any of Trump’s books, but had seen quotes from The Art of the Deal.
     
  48. Can I Spliff it

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