CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Poor guy, wish he had more sick time to use instead of PTO.
     
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  2. Sportfan

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    First positive in forever, boosted many times over. Felt tired Friday and a tinge of a sore throat, then like death Saturday (body aches), 95% better Sunday until night time, and again wiped out today with congestion that hadn’t existed before, but still better than Saturday.
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    People always like "do you choose to believe in heaven because it just makes you feel better?"

    No, it makes me feel better to believe there is a hell for people like this
     
  4. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I'm always curious of the percentage breakdown that are true believers that see themselves as heroes to the innocent vs found a lane to make a shitload of money and have a speaking platform.
     
  5. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    thought my luck finally ran out. Felt awful Sunday night w chills and night sweats. got tested for Covid and the Flu on Monday and was negative for both. Since then I have only felt a hoarse dryness sore throat and some pain in my left ear/tube. Both feel mostly cleared up this morning
     
  6. Sportfan

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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So much fucking influenza rn
     
  8. dathalfnukkahd

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    I had some shit last week where it took my voice. Couldn’t speak for two days
     
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  9. ~ taylor ~

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    I got fucking killed a couple weeks ago. Was an absolute zombie for 3 days.
     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Send THAT to your conspiracy dipshit friends
     
  11. a.tramp

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    That is 2/week. BOOSTED to the moon.
     
  12. AHebrewToo

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    He turned into an actual spike protein.
     
  13. slogan119

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    That dude might be shedding vaccine when he breathes on you
     
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  14. Can I Spliff it

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  15. shaolin5

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  16. AHebrewToo

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    How many COVID vaccines?

    80085
     
  17. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Bump. You can still order these through today. If you haven't ordered any since September of '23, you can order two kits. Just fill the form out, submit, and then it will tell you if you can order a second one.
     
  18. fish

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    Got mine in the mail today.
     
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  19. DeToxRox

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    Never forget
     
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  20. lazy bum

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    think he ended up having the flu and not COVID, but the situation was still like a flashing red warning light schools actually paid attention to.
     
  21. Kent Pavelka

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    gbr nfm
     
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  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Everyone obviously remembers, but Rudy Gobert touching all the mics in that press conference, him getting COVID I think the next day, and the NBA shutting down was such a hilarious sequence of events in hindsight.
     
  23. dump

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    I mean it was pretty hilarious at the time too
     
  24. The Hebrew Husker

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    Yeah it was influenza and I don’t think they confirmed/announced that until the next day. Mid-game it looked like he was seconds away from dying.
     
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  25. southlick

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  26. dump

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    Paul Alexander, the man who lived in an iron lung for 70 years due to polio, died at age 78 yesterday and oh boy the COVID conspirators have taken ahold of the news and already spreading lies about him dying of COVID
     
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  27. VaxRule

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  28. pperc

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    Ebright is such a piece of shit
     
  29. Prospector

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    Wood jab
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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    Just inscrutible politics
     
  31. fuxstockings

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    Holy shit lol
     
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  32. Henry Blake

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    Elon and Trump both kind of made their moves on a lark. Elon with a takeover that he was forced to honor, and Trump b/c he got mad that Obama made fun of him that one time. Pretty amazing timeline.
     
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  33. Prospector

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  34. One Two

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    Yelling “Fire!” in a crowded movie theater is next to be protected
     
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  35. IV

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    I hope Vivek gets dysentery
     
  36. shaolin5

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  37. Prospector

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    72-year-old patient had COVID for record 613 days, accumulated over 50 mutations from virus before it killed him

    A Dutch man with the longest case of COVID infection ever recorded suffered from the sickness for a record 613 days, with the ailment mutating into a unique new variant that baffled medical researchers.

    The 72-year-old unnamed patient was diagnosed with the omicron variant in February 2022, according to Time, citing research from the University of Amsterdam.

    It is the longest time anyone has been infected with the virus, researchers said.
    Doctors quickly found that his body had become resistant to Sotrovimab — a monoclonal antibody for the early treatment of COVID-19 — after taking over two dozen nose and throat swabs while they searched to find him treatment.

    They also discovered that the development of an anti-spike antibody in the first month was minimal and soon realized the patient’s immune system was incapable of ridding the virus.

    The patient died in the hospital in the fall of 2023 due to his weakened immune system and underlying blood disorder.

    The Sun. “This underscores the risk of persistent infection as unique viral variants may emerge due to extensive evolution.”
    Scientists studying genomic data in wastewater have also discovered evidence that humans may have had heavily mutated coronaviruses for more than four years but were unaware, according to Time.

    Vergouwe explained that the case is being added to reports of patients testing positive for the same infection for over a year, but she noted it was the longest case she’s ever seen on record.

    The most extended case of COVID-19 ever recorded before this was from a British man who suffered from the virus for 505 days before dying.

    Research has shown that 24.4% of American adults who received a positive COVID-19 test have experienced symptoms that persisted for three months or longer.

    Previous research has found that long COVID was more common and severe in patients who were infected before the 2021 Omicron variant, unvaccinated or reinfected.
     
  38. Fuck this

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    Had Covid about 5.5 weeks ago and I still feel like total shit on occasion. First time this has happened. It’s wrecked my appetite
     
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Lol Crapton all "fuck them [my] kids"
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I don't know what thread to take this to but for the purist classic rock diehard that I am I fuckin hate Eric Clapton
     
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  41. AptosDuck

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    PREACH
     
  42. Redav

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    He once was a gifted guitarist but seemingly sucks total ass as a person. He's the reason I started playing but it sucks to say that now
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Technical prowess, which is substantial, aside, to me his music is the most famous dave's-ass, retired teacher blues band shit ever
     
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