NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1

I canceled this season long ago. Then double canceled it when the owner was too cheap to convert Vit. Unfortunately on the West Coast tonight and this is on ESPN and I bet on a few things so we are watching,

bets looking great so happy

 

when you going to admit that Trae is in fact the problem

 

The lack of Bufkining going on is disappointing.

 

Obviously needing a timeout. Don't call the timeout. Immediately a stupid turnover leading to a layup. Then a timeout lol.

 

i like how these deluded maniacs get more upset for not breaking the bank on a 36 win team than making one of the worst trades this century in any sport

 

Are you talking about the Luka trade or the Dejounte trade

 

Bulls win without Jimmy

there’s my hot take

 

the one they already made or the one they are going to make in two months?

 

No the biggest problem isn’t owner. We have many problems

 

Trae trying out a beard is a problem

 

I’m just glad that Luka never had to suffer in that poverty franchise

 

what a fuckin loser

 

Not only attempts it. He then bitches to the ref and allows the run out.

 

Fuck you Andre Drummond you fucking loser

 

Boston’s road to the Finals is sickening with all the injuries in the East

 

I found LuPoor ’s tiktok account

 

when I die, write Atlanta sports fan on my grave.

these motherfuckers I swear

 

I bet they go to a game 7 at some point in the East

 

I think they would have won regardless. Heat have been checked out all season and really for the past two minus the playoff run that came out of nowhere

 

Trae with a robust -27 last night

 

First round of the NBA playoffs blows the first round of the NCAA tournament out of the water. So many great games every day

 

wish they had kings-pels tonight instead of two games tomorrow imo

 

Heat twitter fandom already well into summer mode

 

Reading Lowe's postseason awards article and it seems All-Defense teams are now position-less, as well? That's kind of dumb if 5-7 of the 10 guys on those teams every year going forward are centers. I'm not sure what the point would even be in having them any more.

 

it is position-less and a few people I have listened to have pointed out all-defense is going to end up with 8 out of 10 dudes being rim protectors.

 

Ash Trae

 

I get the logic with All NBA but doing it for all defense means that a bunch of great perimeter defenders are effectively locked out of recognition for it

 

half the floors will just be filled with hay bales

 

I bet that building will house the worlds best Applebees.

 

Tall buildings in OKC don’t have a long shelf life

 

a night of peace before 6 weeks of insanity isn’t so bad

 

Damn

 

This only happens with towers stolen from Seattle

 

Stop this right now

 

You can see the current tallest building in OKC(barely a skyscraper by today’s architectural feats) from anywhere in the city. Which is saying a lot, since it’s one of the largest cities by land mass in the US.

Putting the country’s tallest building in its flattest city, in the middle of tornado land, is certainly a choice.

 

On the plus side, you can run the whole city on the electricity from all the lightning strikes.

 

Not only can you see Devon Tower from anywhere in that desolate, wind blasted city, but the way they light it at night has to be a deliberate attempt to further invoke Barad-dûr. Look at this fucking thing and tell me they aren't trying to convey the image of Sauron surveying his area of dominion.

 

They've got the space to max Tobias and Klay. It's gonna rule.

 

We’ve all known this was happening