Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Tug

    Tug Well-Known Member
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    It’s orange so you know it’s off brand
     
  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’m not doing any of this fyi
     
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  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    It’s 2024, we eat ass now, grandpa
     
  4. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    His tongue is tired after eating the ass of every B1G fan after Michigan won the title.
     
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  5. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Just rename him stinktongue IMO.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    orange kool aid. You don’t need the metaphor of drinking “the orange koolaid” explained to you, do you?
     
  7. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    whats wrong with eating a little ass every now and then prude
     
  8. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I gotta be honest michigan has never even crossed my mind
     
  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’ll take this to heart
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    So does the Kool-Aid man toss salad or not?
     
  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Oh yeeeaahhhhh

    I’ll see myself out.
     
  12. fattus

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    He breaks down the back door. He doesn’t pick the lock.
     
  13. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Depends what flavor of Flavor Aid you mean. Kool Aid gets a bad rap for something they didn’t even partake in!
     
  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I missed the kool aid origins here but FTR there are two and only two flavors, grape and red.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    my kind sir it’s literally Orange koolaid
    this picture
     
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  16. fattus

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    I’ve thought on this for 5 minutes and you are correct.
     
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  17. dblplay1212

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    That's wannabe Tang.
     
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  18. fattus

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    Tang is gross.
     
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Tang was weird. It was Gatorade before Gatorade. That astronauts used it stuff worked. Used to love it, but once it got co-opted as slang for vagina game was over
     
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  20. fattus

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    I dunno what it was, it just tasted off, but I only ever had it if I was at a friend’s house.

    Best orange drink is McDonald’s.
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    I don't remember it being anything like Gatorade. I just remember it being orange Kool-aid. I just bought some a few years ago, it's mid at best.
     
  22. The Banks

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  23. fattus

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    Hahahahaha! That was awesome!
     
  24. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I’m saying the phrase “drinking the Kool Aid” means falling completely for deranged ideologies, which was popularized by Jonestown. BUT those cultists were drinking Flavor Aid, the generic knockoff shit.
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    TIL
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’m a little older. This is what the astronauts drank. It really rang. It wasnt a replacement like Gatorade, but when I did sports a kid pre Gatorade it was Tang or Hi C orange. Yet another reason Gen X is a DGAF generation. Replenishment drinks and fruit slices? Try water from a hose or fountain between games.
     
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  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Jonestown was literally the start of that phrase, right? I’m gonna end up down some weird rabbit holes tonight
     
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  29. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Tang, the drink the astronauts took to the moon!
     
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  30. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Hi-C Orange rips
     
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  31. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    no, because Jonestown was Flavor Aid. you'd say it popularized the phrase, however.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Dan Crenshaw is a Tom Clancy Republican who doesn’t understand when killing Russians went out of style.
     
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  33. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    kids sound alright
     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    He led an amazing life
     
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  36. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    First call has to be to Gruden or Bellichik
     
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  37. The Banks

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    While we are giving context to idioms, it’s not “low man on the totem pole”. Depending on the culture there is either no hierarchy based on order or the bottom figure is the most important as it’s holding up all the rest. It being eye level also makes it more important to the viewer.
     
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  38. El Tiburon

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    I drank the shit out of Tang, Quik, and Country Time lemonade as a kid.
     
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  39. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    I audibly laughed. Bravo.
     
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  40. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    he just died? wow, i didn’t know that. i just uh…you’re telling me now for the first time
     
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  41. Doc Louis

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    Or premium. Definitely dollar store brand.
     
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  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    perfect :golfclap:
     
  43. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    If you send $100, then Trump 2024 will confirm he’s alive.
     
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  44. NYGator

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  45. BudKilmer

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    I give Mehdi money because of stuff like this and I think it’s awesome he told MSNBC to fuck off over Gaza
     
  46. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    He’s smarter than to believe Twitter viewership stats
     
  47. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    82% of stats are made up
     
  48. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Only 67% of the time
     
  49. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Link?
     
  50. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    RIP Big Hitler Pig. We were robbed of your second act, MAGA.
     
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