Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. dblplay1212

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    I've made you quit multiple times.
     
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  2. dblplay1212

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  3. wes tegg

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    If you lie to be on a jury in a case of this magnitude and of this level of public concern, you will 100% get caught. If they don’t figure it out and strike you, you’ll likely end up forcing a mistrial or a reversal of the conviction and going to prison. It doesn’t matter if it’s Clay Travis or one of our esteemed posters, suggesting infiltration of the jury is fucking stupid.
     
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  4. London Humphreys

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    It's a pretty easy hedge. Yes, I can set aside my biases and render a fair and impartial verdict. I would be happy to evaluate the merits of Trump's defense, but I seriously doubt he has one to make in Court.
     
  5. BrentTray

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  6. Redav

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    Ok here's my plan...

    - Move to Manhattan
    - Get randomly selected for the Trump jury (chances have to be pretty good right? how many people live in NYC anyway?)
    - commit perjury

    I'm not sure what happens next but wish me luck
     
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  7. CoastalOrange

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    Profit.

    That's the one you're missing at the end.
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Assuming the lawyers aren’t wholly incompetent, they’re going to ask more specific questions than that. For any of us posting regularly in this thread, it would take perjury to end up on the jury,
     
  9. wes tegg

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    My biggest fear about this case is a juror thinking he’s going the right thing and blowing it the fuck up. Juries are the great equalizer, and they’ll be fucking gone if there’s any real evidence of tampering by the government/government’s side here.
     
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  10. Papa

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    They filed it late last night. Essentially said that Trump has an account with exactly $175M in cash in it that is pledged to KSIC that KSIC can exercise control over. Which immediately begs the question, why does he need KSIC if he has an account with $175M in cash.
     
  11. Doc Louis

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    You truly are the Hacksaw Jim Duggan of arguing.
     
  12. Tommy Jefferson

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    I think most of us fall into that trap of assuming the general public follows politics even half as close as we do. I’d bet a vast majority of the jury pool has no clue why Trump is sitting in the court room.
     
  13. London Humphreys

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    Right, but the defense would be forced to use one of its strikes. Hard to see a Judge striking a juror for cause who states he/she can set aside any biases.

    Granted, if they have our posting history and can confirm our identity, that would be interesting.
     
  14. Tommy Jefferson

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    Has Trump told the court that he doesn’t have the cash to pay the bond already? Considering Trump was convicted of fraud, I hope the court does the right thing and protects KSIC of falling victim to another Trump crime.
     
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  15. Redav

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    It's also NYC so he's not going to get a favorable jury. Like 85% voted for Biden
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    Happens all the time. In most jurisdictions, you can’t “rehab” a juror who shows a clear bias, and a refusal of a good for-cause strike is grounds for reversal.
     
  17. London Humphreys

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    I'm aware it can happen, but most people don't fully disclose their bias in such an overt way. I certainly wouldn't if I were part of the pool. I also don't think that constitutes perjury.

    I do get your ultimate point. Being such a high profile case, there should be no unnecessary risk of mistrial or overturn on appeal.
     
  18. wes tegg

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    Saying “I’d try to be unbiased” isn’t perjury. Denying message board posts wishing prison upon Trump would be. I can’t imagine a voir dire that doesn’t ask questions that require answers to the latter.
     
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  19. $P1

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    "Have you ever shared negative feelings about the defendant on social media?"

    Welp.
     
  20. zeberdee

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    probably a stupid question but how could anyone be expected to be unbiased about Donald Trump at this point?
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    Lawyers git

    Git out
     
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  22. PeterGriffin

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    Hence why all of our ill wishes for Trump are hidden by [redacted]. Squeaky clean.
     
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  23. The Banks

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    They only get so many strikes and so much time, connecting hundreds of people to their online postings isn’t gonna happen, even on this high profile of a case.
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    It absolutely will once they’re on the jury.
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    I always thought it was the way Abbott got got, but not could be from that video I saw of him punching trees. Getting his revenge.
     
  26. wes tegg

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    They’re going to have to run through a lot of panels.
     
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  27. Tommy Jefferson

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    It could happen during/after the trial to be submitted during the appeal.
     
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  28. Beeds07

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    Wait, the former POTUS who likely is so incontinent from all the drugs is supposed to be bailed out by Mr. Hankey? That’s some A+ writing right there.
     
  29. skiedfrillet

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    Judge: "i see here you said that you wish donald trump was to die in jail on a sports forum? How does that jibe with you saying you're impartial?"

    user London Humphreys: "well, you see, user Lyrtch called me an illib on page 8854 of the trumpocalypse thread and now i'm starting to realize that both Biden and Trump are pretty much the same person."
     
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  30. London Humphreys

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    "And this is why that's bad for Biden..."
     
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  31. dblplay1212

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    lol at them asking jurors where they get their news from.

    "Sir, I get my news from the-mainboard.com." would crash TMB within minutes.
     
  32. Josey Wales

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    It’d be tough to be completely unbiased knowing the factual stories of Trump being a scumbag. Not to mention knowing about his other ongoing criminal cases that may lead any logical person to conclude he’s dishonest.
     
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  33. PeterGriffin

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    Trump Media shares fall more than 5% after saying Truth Social to launch TV streaming platform
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  34. IV

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    Smart money doesn’t trust this dude or anything associated with him
     
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  35. Redav

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    Always been low-key hilarious to me that Trump's hometown votes for his opponent at approaching a 90% clip.

    I grew up in a small town which is obviously v different but anything you do being met by resounding boos from your hometown kills me
     
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  36. IV

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    Also DJT down 10% on the day
     
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  37. OHW

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    Okay is there any way Clay Travis can get charged with anything because lol
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    Wow the silent majority has its hand in their pockets.
     
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  39. dblplay1212

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  40. JRodMK1

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    Used it last week but shares are roughly half the price they were when I first used it so let's roll with it again

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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    A series of blockbuster Trump trials that he mostly just sleeps through
     
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  42. nexus

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    no wonder he’s having a tough time paying attention
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  43. dblplay1212

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    lol at this being a hot take that causes someone to be dismissed

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  44. dblplay1212

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    Eat Arby's

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  45. lunchbox

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  46. 1 other person

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    I will reject this science as I need my music to work and tune out my coworkers talking about nonsense
     
  47. Beeds07

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    I keep thinking this ends with a hung jury, but the great thing about every Trumpster I know is that can’t shut the fuck up on social media, so they should be able to weed these people out.
     
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