Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    Reminds me of the old lady from something about mary

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  2. NilesIrish

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  3. BudKilmer

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    They both look like Jericho
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Appliance week CANCELLED! The american consumer can WAIT

    Now its very serious foreign policy week
     
  5. cutig

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    Appliance week would've been an incredible week to experience
     
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  6. The Banks

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    After two dozen infrastructure weeks it certainly would’ve been nice to spice it up.
     
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  7. fattus

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    Looks like when we’d get a new 50 year old meth addict in rehab.
     
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  8. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    her and boebert have the same chicken legs
     
  9. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Boomers, I don’t think that’s actually her.
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

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  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I love how we cycle between “omg how to they believe that?!” to believing obvious joke tweets.
     
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  12. Doc Louis

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    How can you tell with the superior camera quality of the iphone4?
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    If you’re in line, stay in line!
     
  14. CaneKnight

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    What a pathetic fucking human. Man I'm so glad my parents raised me right. I would never debase myself like this for money.
     
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  15. HoosDaMan

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    Congressman and felon…
     
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  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    Could that be considered jury tampering?
     
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  17. Sammy Meatballs

    Sammy Meatballs DeBoer on the Floor
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    i don't think anyone in manhattan watches newsmax
     
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  18. dblplay1212

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    DJT down 15% bc they filed to issue more shares to sucker's lol
     
  19. CUAngler

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  20. Gritty Badger

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    lmbo why is Robert E. Lee talking in a Yorkshire accent holy shit I'm dying
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    My faith in finding an entire jury that doesn't comprise one Trumper is pretty low.
     
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  22. NYGator

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  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He looks exceptionally orange today. Reminds me of Tupperware that had spaghetti in it for a few days.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    but...


    And finally, the big elephant in the room will be the election. "This is a tough jury pool for Donald Trump," Honig noted. "This is a jury pool loaded against Donald Trump — politically." Honig continued that in Manhattan, New York County, Trump only got 12.3% of the vote in 2020. "Important to remember, no Bronx, no Queens, no Staten Island, no Brooklyn here. This is Manhattan and Manhattan only."
     
  25. dblplay1212

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    The amount of money spent protecting this fucker bc he's always in courtrooms instead of chilling at on a golf course somewhere is outrageous.

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  26. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    12.3% of 12 is 2 jurors.
     
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  27. dblplay1212

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    Better than 10 in Florida
     
  28. dblplay1212

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    That's hyperbole, math nerds.
     
  29. fattus

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    My statement was not based on belief.
     
  30. dblplay1212

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    Being his attorney would suuuuuuuuck,

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  31. Truman

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    dang tweet deleted
     
  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  33. NYGator

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  34. Vito Corleone

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    That mental correlating line of Trumpism = Patriotism just terrifies me

    Such a wild time to be alive
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    HE IS AN OLD MAN LEAVE HIM ALONE
     
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  36. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    $DJT down 17% today, likely due to a secondary offering of shares today...and it being a total scam to begin with.
     
  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “Oh so now it’s illegal to take quick nap in court???!”
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sleepy Joe vs Dozy Don
     
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  39. NYGator

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    Something about nepotistic children of disgraced right wing nut jobs is even worse than the original. The family grift as a profession is just so bizarre to me.

     
  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Failsons gonna be failsons. From a reputation standpoint Rudy has to have taken the biggest hit, right?
     
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  41. texasraider

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    thankfully organizing a mass insurrection in DC is still legal
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. Can I Spliff it

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  44. shaolin5

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  45. Truman

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    Well, he is anti-woke...
     
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  46. NYGator

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    :drumroll:
     
  47. Lyrtch

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    My God
     
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  48. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    He’s got a point.
     
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