2024 MLB Thread - Hot Dads and Streaking Cheaters

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  1. DirtBall

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    Not looking good tonight friends. YOUR Royals look like they’re going to lose. It’s been so long since it’s happened I don’t remember what it feels like.
     
  2. Baron

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    Eeek.

     
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  3. i am a bammer

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    The archetypal two true outcome player
     
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  4. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Yeah that’s broken

    Ouch
     
  5. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Angel Hernandez deserves to be in prison

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  6. texasraider

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    Angel being Angel
     
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  7. WillySaliba

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    Last game too one to the clavicle too. Fuck, has to hurt.
     
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  9. Emma

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    Jackson vs. Jackson matchup did not live up to the hype. Combined 0-8 with 6 Ks.
     
  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The reds are cloning Adam Dunn
     
  11. pianoman

    pianoman my drinks are free
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    With speed.
     
  12. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Why do we have to call strikeouts punchies
     
  13. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I'm kind of turning around on Angel. I find myself tuning into games he's behind the plate for to see what wild shit he calls.

    I'm officially on board with the Ump show
     
  14. Gunners

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    Peralta is nasty, Holliday had no chance up there. Somehow Cowser keeps mashing every righty, his turnaround after last year is insane. Hopefully can hit lefties.
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Was a week ago but don’t remember it getting posted

     
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  16. texasraider

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    is it possible to be warshed at 20 years old?
     
    #5917 texasraider, Apr 12, 2024
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  17. RoderickJaynes

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    I bought a ticket like 15 rows behind the white Sox dugout for $7 an hour before the game. I was expecting many people there but it was shocking.

    Elly’s homer was sweet
     
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Warshed
     
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  20. DirtBall

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  21. dblplay1212

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    He retired in 2010.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Not that one, the real Junior.
     
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  23. dblplay1212

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  24. DirtBall

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    We’re talking about the future HoFer in here…

     
  25. dblplay1212

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    Seat's taken.

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  26. DirtBall

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    lol. Some “posters” are posting Macklemore props instead of an actual MLB superstar. SAD!
     
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  27. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    What is going on?
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Certain “posters” getting their panties in a knot over a nickname.
     
  29. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    there's only one Junior in MLB and I don't wanna hear otherwise

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  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I’ll probably start going in the next week or two often when there’s a team or pitcher I really want to see. I can probably scoop free tickets but if I can’t I’ll just pay the $3 :laugh:
     
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  31. COVIDiskilingme79

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    My favorite are the midweek day games where 1 ticket gets you the whole section
     
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  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Umps seem to hate Wyatt
     
  33. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    the Angel clips seem especially egregious for so early in the season. usually when you take a piece of shit out of the shade and put it in the sun it takes awhile for it to warm up and start smelling. Angel seems like he's been cooking all winter.
     
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  34. PeterGriffin

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  35. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  36. El_Pato

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  37. bro

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    Some rough scorecards from last night
     
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  38. ohhaithur

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    3 worst calls were same AB lol
     
  39. duc15

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    Seems like umps have been especially bad this season. I could be way off though. Robo-umps aren’t that far away.
     
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  40. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  41. dblplay1212

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    Yea idk what they are doing with him. He's thrown 46, 44, and 55 pitches over 3, 3, and 3.1 innings. 19 k's, 4 hits, 2 walks. He's dominating but they aren't letting him get even into the middle of game. I stashed him for fantasy thinking he'd be up in May but it's not looking that way.
     
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  42. texasraider

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    Three straight pitches
     
  43. ohhaithur

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    As Norm would say: at least he's not a hypocrite, cuz that's the worst part
     
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  44. NP13

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    pitch/catch knew exactly what they were doing too.
     
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  45. CF3234

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    If Eric Gregg I mean Angel Hernandez is going to give you 5 inches off the plate, of course you keep throwing over there until somebody adjusts.
     
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  46. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Scott Barry’s was worse a week ago

    These umpires fucking suck
     
  47. fish

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  48. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    you can’t adjust to a pitch 7 inches off the plate :laugh:
     
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