Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. Simon Templar

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    Plus side is not having to attend school events for your kids
     
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  2. WillySaliba

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    Also probably not telling many people what you do for a living.
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    That was so obviously a joke
     
  4. Lip

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    life hack - don’t register
     
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  5. Baron

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    Do we still have the Nextdoor thread? I can't seem to find it.
     
  6. Baron

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    nvm
     
  7. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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  8. zeberdee

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    the northeast just had an earthquake (from Philly to NY that I'm aware of)
     
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  9. teel

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    I just survived said earthquake on a 6th floor AMA
     
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  10. ~ taylor ~

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    It was me dropping my mixtape
     
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  11. bwi2

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    Only a 4.8? Sounds about right.
     
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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    It's folk punk
     
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  13. Shawn Hunter

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    8.6 in the Tokyo Dome though.

    For the unaware, that's a joke in reference to a guy who famously/infamously rates pro wrestling matches
     
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  14. Josey Wales

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    Thought you were just saying he’s big in Japan
     
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  15. BayouMafia

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  16. i am a bammer

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    why am I praying for someone who got a free fingerpop?
     
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  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    alright, let's fucking go

     
  18. bingbing

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  19. southlick

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    New neighbors moved in and I met them late tonight while very high and a little drunk.

    I can't remember their names to save the life of me but I goddamn remember their dogs names. Zeus and Lulu.
     
  20. Redav

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    Always bad when someone tells you their name and you can't remember. You can't ask again. Just steal some of their mail
     
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  21. Hank Scorpio

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    Check their mail imo

    There's also a way to look up homeowners online too. I think it's through the tax collector or something
     
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  22. The Blackfish

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    Did you introduce them to all your cats?
     
  23. Owsley

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    Pollen has officially wrecked me
     
  24. Celemo

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    Slept in til 9 for the first time in ages, feels like half the day is gone
     
  25. Cabs

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    Go to an ENT brah. Pollen used to fuck me up until I went. He prescribed me two nasal sprays that I do every day and it changed my life. Used to sneeze 60+ times on a bad day. Just watery snot constantly pouring out of my nose. Now I’m just mildly congested at worst.
     
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  26. Lip

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    when I read this post, I definitely thought it was from the guy who is always sick

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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    We might have many bad (or sick) guys on this here site
     
  28. wes tegg

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    My ENT trip resulted in a nasal reconstruction surgery and daily sublingual allergy drops, but it was well worth it.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    I was allergic to literally everything for which they tested me except for dogs. The world has actively tried to kill me for 39 years. Dogs were my only allies.
     
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  30. DuffandMuff

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    Oil change place asked for a tip lololol when will it stop
     
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  31. beist

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    I just bumped into a rival dad at the putt putt course today. Our sons suggested we play together. We have met 3 or 4 times. It was clear neither one of us remembered the other one’s name, and we weren’t going to ask. Tried texting my wife mid round but she didn’t respond.
     
  32. Simon Templar

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    You have in real life rivals? That’s savage
     
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  33. beist

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    After I smoked his ass at putt putt today he’s been downgraded to little brother
     
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  34. Simon Templar

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    How did he become your rival? What did he do?
     
  35. beist

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    Nothing. Calling other dads rival dads is just something I see memes about on instagram.
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    Dive bar bathroom artwork
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  37. Corky Bucek

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    Dive bar spread
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  38. fattus

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    First time in Houston. I like it.
     
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  39. One Two

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    Good time of the year to be there. Was there in July years ago and it was the hottest place I’ve ever been
     
  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    American south east is obviously brutal in the summer, but I look at like the average temperature and humidity in any city in Indian and it's 10x worse. I don't understand how humans live there.Obv there's tons of heat related deaths there each year, but still.
     
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  41. Simon Templar

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    Trying to determine if you mean India or Indiana.

    India - probably born there without many options

    Indiana - probably just really hate themselves
     
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  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    India yes, I won't correct myself.
     
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  43. Corky Bucek

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    Going to Indianapolis on Thursday for a wedding. Any recs?
     
  44. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  45. Shinzon

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    St. Elmo Steakhouse. Pretty famous restaurant, and it’s supposedly one the best in the state.
     
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  46. Lyrtch

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    St Elmo's cocktail sauce is not good it's just a meme
     
  47. Corky Bucek

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    I’ve always been perplexed that the recommended dish in Indy is a shrimp cocktail
     
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  48. Shinzon

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    What about the steak?
     
  49. Goose

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    I have never had St. Elmo’s but I buy their seasoning and put it on air fried wings
     
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