2023 CFB Coaching Carousel: Ryan Day finally gets a Chip

he did well for us and sucks to lose him. enjoy the constant religious tweets and calling players soft baked cookies though.

Spoiler

 

*working at places as a recruiting assistant

 

he's a good dude, no idea if he can coach at all

 

Sucks to lose him. Really hoping the success he had with transfers was due to scheme.

 

He shouldn’t have to do much at RB in 2024, but our RB room loses both Henderson and Judkins in 2025.

Our old RB coach whiffed on all his targets in 2022 and 2023. We signed one RB total in those two classes.

Recruiting is a priority this year.

 

Oh he'll recruit his balls off, that's his wheelhouse is dealing with HS kids and their families

 

sadly, we never saw that in Eugene. relied heavy on portal

 

it's the same deal these days

just get talent

 

Yup. I’d much rather kiss an already established player’s ass than a hot shot kid who hasn’t stepped foot on a college campus.

 

Coach Locklyn always knows where the camera is, I’ll tell you what.

 

Religious tweets will make him fit like an absolute glove, unfortunately

 

He’s replacing Tony Alford, we’ll gladly accept this trade-off and revel in his religiosity and goofy player insults.

 

who could possibly be against this guy?

 

I had never heard of this person before last night, but I am now against him.

 

He’s been blocking Oregon fans, so he is certified soft

 

I have always found Oregon fans to be rational and not weird at all when coaches leave. This news is surprising.

 

Don’t make us curse another coach, we are letting him go without a curse.

 

oregon fans seem a bit upset

 

when arent they upset tho

 

not sure we are upset. everybody bitches about their position coaches and here we are. we even said we didn't want to lose him.

 

I feel like Master Teague never got enough credit for weirdness, probably because Sermon and Henderson took over his spot.

For those who don’t know, we had a RB who went on a three year Twitter crusade against masturbation.

 

I guess the ball wasn’t the only thing he wasn’t touching then.

 

One of Murfreesboro’s finest.

 

Mizzou's RB coach said no. I'll take that as Mizzou 2, OSU 0

 

So did Bama's

 

As did Penn State’s, I have on great authority

 

Michigan's RB coach's offer was rescinded

 

We would have had to trade Caleb back and that's not something we're willing to consider.

 

That would've been an even trade imo

 

Nebraska’s RB coach told them no

 

Hell Bingvilles RB coach is a no talent pussy and he said no

 

GA's make $150k? That's great. I always thought it was some free tuition bullshit

 

That number probably varies wildly

 

Super secret HCIW

Adalius Thomas coming soon as well

Name your favorite 90s player, he might be GA next week, we're just rotating them out, raffle style

 

God damnit

 

Oregon upgrades again after losing a coach.

 

Did dilly dirty

 

upgrade is underselling it

 

Dilly understands that ASU is our AAA affiliate.

 

Dilly is just a good dude

real "wants everybody to be great friends" type

Unless you're Chubba Purdy lol

 

Dilly sounds just like Mike norvell sometimes.

 

He uses the serial killing to balance it all out.

 

Of course