Kate Middleton conspiracy

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  1. ned's head

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    Sorry to disappoint all of you who were out for blood

     
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  2. jokewood

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    body double's plastic surgery has healed
     
  3. NoNatty

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    Worse body double than fake Melania.
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    lol there is no such thing

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  5. EMAW FC

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    if that's how we're playing it, there are no such thing as short kings either
     
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    Well, yeah, no shit
     
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  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    Statuesque and follicularly well endowed representing.

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  8. dblplay1212

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    Why do I have any interest in this? I can't explain it. So ok she's alive, that's great. Now I need the real story in why couldn't do a quick "hi!" video when thw rumors started going crazy. I get wanting a low profile but there was too many questions to not just say you're not dead.
     
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  9. DetroitNole

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    Love the part of the article about how devastated they are about the speculation when they could have stopped it any chance they wanted to
     
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  10. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    I don't think that is her
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    I agree
     
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  12. EMAW FC

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    yeah uh that's not her
     
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  13. Goose

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    Do they have their back turned for the English national anthem? Lol
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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    It is tough cause the only people I trust to recognize her from grainy video are all mentally ill.
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

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    This is some Bene Gesserit plot to break my mind
     
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  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’ve seen better quality security video footage, fuck out if here connecting those dots with a 1.0 mega pixel picture Stephanie.
     
  17. Kevintensity

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    Pretty sure that third picture is from an episode of The Americans
     
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  18. Mister Me Too

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    Or once he becomes king he brings back the old powder wigs.
     
  19. Shinzon

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    That’s the woman they used for Kate’s body in the photoshopped pic with the children. She’s also William’s “secret” younger mistress and the reason Kate has refused to make any public appearances. Kate’s fine and healthy, but William stopped hiding his side relationship behind the scenes. He expects Kate to be okay with it and okay that this woman is building a relationship with her kids. Kate wasn’t, and she now refuses to play the part of happy wife for the media.

    - what my wife and her friends say is happening.
     
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  20. i am a bammer

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  21. Sir Phobos

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    because we're damn near predisposed to conspiracy on a base level. life is boring and people seek every avenue possible to make it fun and intriguing. everyone loves to know a secret, they love to know an inside joke, they love the feeling that comes with knowing something that other people don't. because the reality of "she didn't feel like making an appearance before she felt ready" is boring and people hate boring so your brain just starts going "there has to be a better reason" and off it goes imagining scenarios and having fun.

    if she makes a statement to address the rumors, she's addressing the loons. Parliament isn't asking her whereabouts. foreign governments aren't expressing concern. her parents aren't in the paper begging for answers. it's just the bored people and/or the crazy people and she doesn't owe those people an answer.
     
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  22. wes tegg

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  23. Doc Louis

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    If AI is all it's cracked up to be, it would've found her by now.
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    It's a tad interesting that seemingly no one in LA remotely cares about the royal family but when I talk to friends in the Southeast they are very invested.
     
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  25. The Banks

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    Makes total sense with the historical fraternity/sorority and plantation culture of the south.
     
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  26. WhiskeyDelta

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    The South pines for a retvrn-with-a-v tradition and an absolute monarch anointed by God with magic blood to tell them they're better than other people and it's ok to exploit them.
     
  27. Sammy Meatballs

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    because LA is blessed with the American royal family - the kardashians
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    I have exactly zero conversations about this outside of this board.
     
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  29. Shinzon

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    Worrying about (and trying to control) the lives of others when it has literally zero affect on you is definitely a Southern trait. No surprise all the insane abortion and reproduction legislation starts there.
     
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  30. Jax Teller

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    Yall gave us the Kardashians. These is just pay back.
     
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  31. Snakes

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    Well my wife is certainly interested in it and brings shit up I saw in here 2 days ago. But if I brought it up to my friends and/or co workers they would look at me like I was crazy.
     
  32. One Two

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    You are in the trust tree here
     
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  33. Chipper>Jeter

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    We all know LA people are Team Harry and Meghan you can’t fool us
     
  34. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    One of the biggest bag fumbles of all time RIP
     
  35. Eathan Edwards

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    I have yet to see them since their move - I've met Harry twice in Vegas but I've never seen them at an event or anything in LA.

    I think they had a heavy expectation of being immediately famous here and that just didn't pan out.
     
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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    I would probably be willing to watch any decent host have all four of them and just ask wtf happened here?

    I can't fathom having a bad relationship with my brother though I know a lot of people do.
     
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  37. WhiskeyDelta

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    That's the Armenian royal family.
     
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  38. BP

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    Must be using the same cameras as those people looking for Bigfoot.
     
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  39. One Two

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    “The previous Royal is under further review”

    *cuts to the college football playoff sideline camera*
     
  40. Eathan Edwards

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  41. steamengine

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    There’s just so much to do in LA
     
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  42. steamengine

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    Explain this reference for the fellas who don’t get it (not me obviously)
     
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  44. steamengine

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    Oh comic book nonsense. Should’ve known.
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    marvel upgraded the actor playing James "Rhodey" Rhodes during the iron man film series.
     
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    Don was better. And less insane.
     
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  47. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    it's a movie actually so
     
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  49. One Two

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    That really ruined the MCU movies for me
     
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