Kate Middleton conspiracy

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  1. Sir Phobos

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    I obviously don't think he's dead but you're crazy if you think the monarchy would ever let the Irish celebrate the death of a sovereign on their national day of celebration.
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    And he shouldn't be gone, in front of his home
    What they did to Boo was wrong
     
  4. Nostradumass

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    That's actually a really good point I hadn't considered. I didn't even notice the second half of your post when I replied
     
  5. Handcuffed

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    little bit of a jon snow situation here
     
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    What say ye dukebuckeye
     
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  7. IV

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  8. Lip

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    this was posted earlier, but it’s probably a helpful reminder for some. Here she is with her sister and Tony Blair.

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  9. IV

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    I don’t believe that’s the same person
     
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  10. ramszoolander

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    that would be WILD and maybe the end of the monarchy
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    The Aristocrats!
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    If this were 900s and I learned there were twins with claims to the English throne whether true or not, I’d sell this information to the Danes
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    The bastards aren't going to be acceptable to the witan.
     
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  14. Shinzon

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    They forgot to add his sausage fingers.
     
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  15. IV

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    don’t think that’s really how it works, those kids aren’t considered heirs even if their his
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    No, just no.
     
  17. IanBoyd

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  18. LuPoor

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    Yes there's certainly no history of bastards being legitimized when it comes to lines of succession
     
  19. Arrec Bardwin

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    Ready for Game of Thrones in UK
     
  20. IV

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    I don’t think there is much value in William legitimizing them or them fighting for recognition of their rights, but maybe I’m misunderstanding you
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Kate entering her Richard III era. Slay Queen.
     
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  22. dblplay1212

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    Wasn't there a girl somewhere recently that was able to prove her DNA snd was declared a princess? I swear that was a story.
     
  23. ramszoolander

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    Wasn't a history of divorce being allowed for the monarchy, either...

    ...until there was. The monarchy has been a joke since the Plantagenets.
     
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  24. IV

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    As a random aside highly recommend this book


    Time Travelers Guide To Medieval England https://a.co/d/dNGF9dA
     
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  25. ClemPson

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    Is there a British version of Maury and if so can they get them all on there for paternity test?

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  26. Sam Elliott

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    “happy, healthy, and relaxed” Kate Middleton and husband Prince William were reportedly spotted visiting a local farm shop over the weekend, but — bizarrely — no photos were captured of the royals during their rumored outing
     
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  27. ramszoolander

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    At this point, seems like Kate has something big on them and has them by the balls.
     
  28. Nug

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    I wonder if it's aliens
     
  29. WhiskeyDelta

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    Going off the "Westeros is just Great Britain + an upside down Ireland fused to the bottom", I'll be representing the Karstark's going forward.
     
  30. WhiskeyDelta

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    Before that even. Alfred the Kinda OK just retconned Anglo-Saxon history to say he's going to "reclaim and reunite" an England that never existed.
     
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  31. fsugrad99

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    Time for the Irish, Welsh, and Scots to each individually invade England

    Which inevitably devolves into a Fatal Four Way
     
  32. EMAW FC

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    William, it's time to come home man. Just bic it

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  33. ~ taylor ~

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    Gwynedd has been waiting for this moment since Edward slapped them around in the 13th Century.
     
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  34. WhiskeyDelta

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    Scottish armies don't perform particularly well outside of Scotland.
     
  35. dblplay1212

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    Damn he's only 41 too. Yea time to just go bald, King.
     
  36. ramszoolander

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    I mean, who the fuck cares. He can do whatever he wants with his hair. He's just projecting that his testosterone is just fine, chaps.
     
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  37. WhiskeyDelta

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    Yeah...what an asshole....going bald at only 41....

    :sad::sad::sad::sad::sad:
     
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  38. dblplay1212

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    Na didn't mean it like that, just seems early. No judgement here.
     
  39. Shinzon

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    Some are saying the #princeofpegging is bald from all the intense friction against the headboard.
     
  40. Capt Wigs

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    Dude has been going bald since St. Andrews.
     
  41. EMAW FC

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    as a bald king myself, everyone decides when to come home and William ain't there yet apparently.

    At a certain point, whatever voodoo magic you're doing to disguise the fact that you're bald isn't worth the effort. It's pretty clear he's on double decker struggle bus
     
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  42. bwi2

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    The whole benefit of being a royal is that he gets an official hat to cover that shit up
     
  43. ButchCassidy

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    Use those tax payer dollars for a transplant.
     
  44. EMAW FC

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    Monarchy in rooins

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  45. Drown ‘Em

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    A few centuries ago, he’d have on a powdered wig and it wouldn’t matter. He should bring it back in style once he’s king.
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Priorities - no judgement assesessd.
     
  47. Wicket

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    So it reminds me of a dutch soccer player. A video was leaked of him being on the receiving end of some pegging and the taunting was so relentless that he transferred out of NL and basically never showed jn public here again. Dont even know what british tabloid media would do, should this become proveable
     
  48. EMAW FC

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    arjen robben, well known bald
     
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  49. Shinzon

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    Harry is the line of succession so there’s one example. But slightly different I guess since it was his father that wasn’t a royal.
     
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    Last edited: Mar 18, 2024
  50. BP

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