Bruno Mars down bad

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  1. hood b. goode

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    $50M to be specific....cant fathom how you can lose that much



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    #1 hood b. goode, Mar 17, 2024
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  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    gonna be hard for him to put those pinky rings up to the moon after the mgm breaks his fingers
     
  3. The Banks

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    Any chance he can place a relative as a co-chair of the RNC?
     
  4. southlick

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  5. JGator1

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  6. The Banks

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    It’s a good thing he has 12 shows this summer at…checks notes…MGM
     
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  7. OZ2

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    I wanna be a not in 50 million debt so fucking bad.
     
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  8. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    take, take, take it all but you never give
     
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  9. tylerdolphin

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    I don't get that. I understand how loan sharks work for your average degen, but obviously your average loan shark doesn't have $50M to lend out and I can't fathom the MGM running someone a $50M line of credit. But I'm also not an expert on massive lines of credit at casinos so what do I know.
     
  10. southlick

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    I saw a video that said he makes 90 million/year.

    60 million after taxes
     
  11. Gunners

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    Kinda like what casinos do
     
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  12. beerme

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    He wanted to be a billionaire so freakin bad… Bruno you were so close
     
  13. beist

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    He just has to put $50 million on black. And if it doesn't hit, then do it again with $100 million. Etc. duh
     
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  14. Doc Louis

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    So we'll finally get some new records/tours. That's good right?
     
  15. Gambler

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    Maybe gambling isn't his thing.
     
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  16. CF3234

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    50m to one of the biggest male pop star in the last 10years is peanuts. Worst case scenario is that they have him in their debt and he does this
    For free and they make even more money off that 50 mill investment.
     
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  17. Deuce

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    If you owe someone $50, you’ve got a problem.

    If you owe someone $50million, they’ve got a problem.
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    Fucking taxes. This is why I refuse to make $90 million a year!
     
  19. Fusiontegra

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    Everyone knows the trick is to make 100mil because that’s when you get to stop paying taxes.
     
  20. timo

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    He can pay it back, just needs one good hand, imo
     
  21. Saul Shabazz

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    guys music sucks
     
  22. wes tegg

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    Probably about to set a few more dates.
     
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  23. Sanjuro

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    He must have been betting on the Atlanta Hawks covering the spread all season.
     
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  25. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    No u
     
  26. Eric The Viking

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    “You won’t believe how we got him to perform for free.”
     
  27. GoodForAnother

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    I don’t buy MGM giving out a 50M marker tbh
     
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  28. tjsblue

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    What is their risk? He keeps losing and he works for free for a year. It’s not like they are laying out cash when he loses.
     
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  29. DriveByBBQ

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    I don’t think this adage is entirely applicable to casinos though. I’m not well versed on casino regulations or accounting practices but loaning an individual $50mm in cash is materially different than crediting them $50mm in “chips” to gamble within your casino. It’s not like they gave him $50.0mm cash and he walked down to the Bellagio.

    The phrase I’ve always used is “if you owe the bank $10,000 the bank owns you. If you owe the bank $10.0mm, you own the bank.”

    The casino still has all the leverage as the creditor even though Bruno is on the hook for an alleged $50.0mm. I don’t think MGM is sweating it, they’re actually probably delighted to have him in their debt. I'd imagine if MGM can’t recoup they just write it off as bad debt and get a break on their taxes?

    I don’t know though just thinking through it…please discuss.
     
    #30 DriveByBBQ, Mar 17, 2024
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  30. beerme

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    no one wants to lose 50mm like that to save money on taxes. Usually you do that for a long term benefit, like spending in investing in future growth of a business.
     
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  31. DriveByBBQ

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    my point is issuing credit as a casino isn’t the same as issuing credit as a traditional lender. Maybe I’m off base…but if you offer me a $100 bill or a $100 MGM chip you can probably guess which one I’m taking.

    In this scenario, MGM never really sent $50.0mm in cash out the door.
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Cool lingo guy
     
  33. Saul Shabazz

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    My music is fiya
     
  34. GoodForAnother

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    my guess is that MGM’s gambling arm and entertainment arm are not allowed to do this because they are probably technically separate companies for a whole lot of really good reasons
     
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  35. Fusiontegra

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    post your SoundCloud pussy
     
  36. Mr Bulldops

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    [​IMG]
     
  37. skiedfrillet

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    Your knowledge of who does and doesn’t want to lose $50mm has me asking questions not answered by your shirt
     
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  39. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Yeah but it's not like they can make him work it off. Maybe can if he chooses, but it's not like the MGM can just decide he has to do discounted or free shows for them for years because he owes them money. That's aside from the problem of a guy working in a Vegas to pay off a debt he's in because of a gambling addiction.
     
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  40. tylerdolphin

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    I get that, but the $50M figure seemed pretty high to believe
     
  41. Mr Bulldops

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    Can’t find the tweet again but it said that he is so serious about cosplaying as a black dude in the 70s, he includes the coke addiction and gambling debts
     
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  42. theregionsitter

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    Sign me up
     
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  43. Daddy Rabbit

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  44. NineteenNine

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    Bruno's accountant after the next concert series:

    [​IMG]
     
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  46. TrustyPatches

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    It all just sounds so illegal. Like the plot to a mob movie.
     
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  47. Chumbolone

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    Played poker with him (and Russ Westbrook) a couple times at MGM National Harbor. Both are decent.
     
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  48. nolecpa

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    Pretty sure the gaming side, which is heavily regulated, can’t just eat a $50M loss so the entertainment side can make “free money”. A good way to piss off a regulator is for the regulated businesses to take substantial losses that directly benefit the unregulated side.
     
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  49. Killy Me Please

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    Cocaine's a helluva drug
     
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