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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  2. Mr Mortisay

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    I spaced on doing the roommate selector thingy senior year in high school so when I finally got notified that I had to finish selecting a roommate I knew I’d be scraping the barrel. What I didn’t realize that he would legit be the strangest human I’ve met still to this day. He was a mini-legend around campus, just the absolute oddest dude. His dad let him legally change his name from David to Nightvid when he was 10 years old because he preferred nighttime to daytime, for example.

    Needless to say I moved out after a couple months
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This is just the Dayman vs. Nightman Always Sunny story.
     
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  4. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Sweet Jesus, wonder what Nightvid is up to now
     
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  5. El_Pato

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    Context for those who haven't seen it

     
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  6. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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  7. Mr Mortisay

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    Looks like he finished his Physics Ph.D. a few years back and is working in Maryland now. I think NASA was his dream for awhile. He never washed his sheets so they were yellow by the end of the year. Never wore shower shoes. Was deathly afraid of partially hydrogenated corn syrup (probably valid in retrospect). Walked in on me at least 3 times despite the “signal” being up on the door that there was a girl in there. Had the most nasally voice ever with a weird way of talking too, part of what made him so distinctive.
     
  8. One Two

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    Well now we know you are making all of this up
     
  9. Professor Moriarty

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    The “girl” in question….

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  10. Josey Wales

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    Hard to put a sock on the doorknob when it’s busy working your knob.
     
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  11. Tug

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    That’s why they come in pairs
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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    Nightvid’s cousin may have been my random dorm roommate. Very similar vibes. This kid never showered or washed sheets either. He watched anime constantly, but would immediately change the channel if I walked in, like he was embarrassed. He also turned his desk and sat in the closet so me and our third roommate couldn’t see what he was looking at on his computer.

    He went home one weekend and third roommate went on his computer and found thousands of videos of animated girls getting progressively bigger (like they were filling with helium) until they exploded into confetti.
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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  14. One Two

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  15. bro

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  16. Prospector

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    What am I looking at and why did it go viral?
     
  17. DirtBall

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    She made a Reddit post where a bunch of lawn nomes attacked and raped her. Went viral 1 for how weird she/it was but also 2 she’s got a nice figure on her.
     
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  18. buckwild

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  19. buckwild

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  20. One Two

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  21. Boo MFer!

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  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    You have to click buckwild's tweets then the QT to see the video. It's basically lingerie basketball.
     
  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  24. chuckmasterflex

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  25. beerme

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    White wine too… oh boy
     
  26. bro

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  27. goheels10

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    I'm going to make a couple of these and put them on the toilet paper dispensers* at work

    *I have no idea what you call the contraptions that contain the toilet paper
     
  28. laxjoe

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    We call them goheels
     
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  29. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Pretty pretty shocked Constant doesn't understand technology.
     
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  30. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    And why am I catching strays?
     
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  31. wes tegg

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  32. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    idk, i'm sorry
     
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  33. Handcuffed

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    where do people grow up where kids don't play soccer? i thought everyone did that because it's cheap and every kid can play, basically.
     
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  34. Upton^2

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    The South
     
  35. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    South Alabama late 70s, early 80s soccer may as well have been riding unicorns.
     
  36. ned's head

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    Didn't play at all in Florida, nor did I know anyone who did
     
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  37. Handcuffed

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    TIL

    i genuinely thought it was ubiquitous across the country
     
  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I played youth soccer in Punta Gorda from like 8 to 13. God it wreaked havoc on my asthma but I enjoyed it.
     
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  39. Hank Scorpio

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    Need to update the state flag ASAP

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  40. zeberdee

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    nobody near me played soccer growing up.

    I remember playing it at gym one day in elementary school and nobody knew the rules.
     
  41. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I did not live in a town where soccer was played until I was a freshman in college. So rural Oklahoma and Kansas are 2 places that answer your question.
     
  42. goheels10

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    I grew up in rural VA and if you played soccer you got your ass whooped. it wasn't common to see it until I went to college.
     
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  43. wes tegg

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    Like the entire rural USA until relatively recently.
     
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  44. Festus McBadass

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    Where is soccer cheap? Between league fees and uniforms I just shelled out about $500 for my 10 year old daughter to play rec league for 10 weeks.
     
  45. WillySaliba

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    Soccer was always huge where I am from, played from four/five on. Despite that, still a definite outlier in terms of rank in the area. Other sports were still way more popular and given the schedule football always killed it.
     
  46. roggins

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    Played youth soccer in metro Orlando in the early eighties. Very large scene back then.
     
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