Buying a new couch…help

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    We have one that’s a chase with a couch attached with the ottoman piece you can move around to be part of the couch or footrest. I hate that thing. I haven’t sat on it in probably a year. I just sit in my recliner. It was cheap because we don’t want to buy anything nice until we buy a house.
     
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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    brolift passed out and pissed on our Bassett loveseat. I assured him it was fine as I had done the same before myself. It cleaned up and was perfectly fine. We ended up getting rid of them because the cushions finally wore out and didn’t feel like getting new ones. Plus it was that rustic leather stuff. Those things made it almost 20 years
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    A night out where brolift doesn’t piss himself is considered a dull affair
     
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  4. ClemPson

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    We have a CR Laine which seemed like a good compromise of price and quality. We went up to Hickory, NC at the gigantic Furnitureland and sat on 10,000 sofas over a weekend when we bought it.
     
  5. Mr Mortisay

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    American Leather makes awesome couches but probably not a great idea with pets
     
  6. UncleJesse

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    My man. You got fabric or leather?
     
  7. Duck70

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    Some tips for buying a couch:

    -if you are spending a few thousand dollars, they should be able to show you a diagram or at least specs on the internal construction

    -you want real wood frame, preferably hardwood like maple or walnut but that is more expensive. Most mid tier couches are poplar.

    -for support, make sure the S springs are at least a 10 gauge, 8 gauge would be best.

    -In the showroom, pick up one corner of the couch. If it flexes at all as you lift it, its shit and frame isn’t durable
     
  8. nofatchildren - cissp

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  9. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    This guy’s never seen a Nebraska furniture Mart
     
  10. ned's head

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    Living spaces by me is nearly the size of NFM, but with only furniture. No comparison on the size.
     
  11. Mayonegg

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    This was a good call. We just spent an absurd amount of money on a LoveSac couch about 9 months ago. Are they easy to clean? Yes, compared to other couches I guess. Doesn’t mean it’s a breeze. Also you think you’re gonna reconfigure it a bunch of times: you won’t. It’s kind of a pain and is really a two person job to get it to fit snugly. Also, couch looks good but is not a comfy napping couch in my opinion. Good sitting couch depth, not amazing napping comfort. 4/10. Would not buy again.
     
  12. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    Had a pottery barn couch and it was a piece of garbage.

    Currently have a room and board L couch we bought in NYC. Good storage, pulls out to a bed, durable for kids & dogs. Will replace in a year or two as it's only moderately comfortable.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Quit with this pussy footing shit and buy Americas couch.

     
  14. ButchCassidy

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  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    Macy's had some very nice leather ones on sale

    which we did for our dog that sheds and thinks he is a human
     
  16. CF3234

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    We got a macys couch and like it
     
  17. bcuga

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    I went with fabric
     
  18. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Corch, this is your time.
     
  19. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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  20. Boo MFer!

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    Well, there’s your first problem. Pegging goes in the ass, not in the feet.
     
  21. pperc

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    I call my ass “feet”
     
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  22. Kevintensity

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  23. blind dog

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    I actually hate every couch anyone has ever owned. They aren’t as comfortable as beds garbage furniture and I have 4
     
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  24. blind dog

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    Actually 3 I don’t think the other thing is a couch but maybe

    thank you for caring
     
  25. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Basically what I did last time I got couches. Walked into a store and just sat down in any couch that had the right aesthetics and picked ones that felt nice. Couldn't even tell you the brand right now.
     
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  26. dome foam

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    I just paid lotsss of money for a Lovesac bc the wife was hell bent. We have kids and pets so I understand the appeal. Otherwise, no one should be spending this kind of money on a sofa unless they’ve got the cash to burn.
     
  27. ~ taylor ~

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    If you walk into a sitting room and can't name all the couches, you're one of the couches.
     
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  28. pperc

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    Get that no interest financing? I think mine was 5 years interest free
     
  29. Lip

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    I know this makes sense, but I hate the idea of making monthly payments for a fucking couch
     
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  30. pperc

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    that's how they get ya!
     
  31. ramszoolander

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    Different discussion for the POORS among us

    What brands should we like/avoid on secondhand sales?

    Our house is a Craftsman 1910's house that has one big room in the front downstairs. The ideal couch would be a crescent-shaped single unit that's about 12' long. Of course that's a white elephant, but I DID see something fitting that description for dirt cheap the other day on marketplace (thus the comment).