NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 2

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Jun 17, 2022.

  1. LuPoor

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    I heard on a pod that Embiid has been trained to fall down because at that size with legs that long you're more likely to injure yourself by trying to catch yourself. It's safer to just have a controlled fall. Would guess Chet has similar instruction going on.
     
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  2. Irush

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    doesn’t seem to be working for Embiid
     
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  3. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    would really like to thank the lakers for insisting on getting dlo and not just keeping mike conley and nickeil alexander-walker for themselves
     
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  4. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    only a matter of time before luka garza reaches his destiny of being a bucket getting bench big for some god awful team
     
  5. The Goat

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    Some quality shot making going on to close this 4th quarter in Suns vs Kings.
     
  6. LuPoor

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    This might have caused Twitter to crash had it gone through
     
  7. GrizzliesDrew

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    No way Lebron would allow the shame of joining Steph
     
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  8. beerleagueman

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    would have been weird
     
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  9. BudKilmer

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    Draymond getting traded as salary filller for Lebron would be hilarious
     
  10. Xander Crews

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  11. BudKilmer

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    Morey is insufferable :laugh:
     
  12. LuPoor

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    Shooters shoot
     
  13. The Goat

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    He then called the Suns and asked if Durant was available. When told no he then asked about Booker and Beal. Morey like that one guy we all know in our fantasy leagues.
     
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  14. hood b. goode

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    i know GMs around the league roll their eyes when they see his caller ID
     
  15. CaneKnight

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    Knicks fans deserve all the horrible shit that happens to that franchise imo

    Fucking losers
     
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  16. LuPoor

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    BING BONG
     
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  17. bertwing

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  18. Handcuffed

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  19. DeToxRox

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    Never forget Stewart trying to fight the entire Lakers team
     
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  21. Tug

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    In all fairness though, LeBron gave him a cheap shot elbow to the head
     
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  22. dump

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    He’s a Suns player so no doubt he deserved it
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

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    Through three quarters, Tre Mann is making Trae Young his bitch.
     
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  24. LuPoor

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    I'm just so glad how those two guards are working out in Charlotte so far
     
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  25. am16401

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    lol they showed the dance cam in Philly and some old black chick was dancing and lifted up her shirt
     
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  26. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    i think we can officially declare the brooklyn nets the winners of the "we got flights to catch" championship for this asb
     
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  27. Fusiontegra

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    -Kendrick Perkins and LuPoor
     
  28. am16401

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    their record when one of their big 3 is missing compared to when all 3 start is definitely something
     
  29. LuPoor

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    Regular season only
     
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  31. southlick

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  32. Gunners

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    Deni Avdija cheap extension may be first smart move this franchise has done in forever

    Realize the expectations are insanely low so don’t piss in my cheerios
     
  33. CaneKnight

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    FUCK EM
     
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  34. elfrid

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    happy paolotines day to all who celebrate it

     
  35. Corch

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    Justin Holiday playing in crunch time is bad
     
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  37. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    League has brought me more nightly joy than any season I can remember. I’ve unintentionally caught so much pre-game and halftime fan content that is so spectacularly cringey
     
  38. bertwing

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  39. Celemo

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    Ok Draymond
     
  40. Celemo

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    That sounded insensitive…my bad
     
  41. hood b. goode

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  42. CaneKnight

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    Golden State getting hot going into the break
     
  43. bro

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    Bad loss for the nuggets
     
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  44. Fuck this

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    Well this escalated quickly
     
  45. southlick

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  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the clippers security guy is the most retired cop looking motherfucker ive ever seen
     
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  47. CaneKnight

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    Draymond got Ty Lue to get himself thrown out :laugh:
     
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  48. Corch

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    The bench isn't good
     
  49. CaneKnight

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    Isn't it pretty much the same bench minus bruce brown and the corpse of Jeff Green?
     
  50. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    i heard they had a bench unit that was just destroying teams earlier this year