2024 MLB Thread - Hot Dads and Streaking Cheaters

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  1. RoderickJaynes

    RoderickJaynes Well-Known Member
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    This could be dumb, but I feel like baseball would bury that before digging into it more. Not sure they’d be eager to weather a gambling scandal.

    The other pro leagues wouldn’t be thrilled about it either as they continue to become more integrated with gambling.
     
  2. WillySaliba

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    Baseball writers will make it their life mission to try and completely destroy the sport. In a few years they’ll figure out how to keep players out of the hall of fame for buying a scratch off.
     
  3. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I don’t follow. Are you saying that reporting on sports gambling will ruin baseball?
     
  4. WillySaliba

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    Saying baseball writers are consistently the worst sports journalists in probably the entire world.
     
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  5. Irush

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    There’s no group of sports writers in American sports who just seemingly assume their opinions should be held up high as much baseball writers do
     
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  6. bro

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  7. ashy larry

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    SNAKES ALIVE
     
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  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Rangers replaced Chapman with David Robertson

    Both pretty good, yet uninspiring and old

    At least the Rangers don’t have a woman beater on the team now
     
  9. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    You downgraded
     
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Beltre being a hall of famer is a joke luckily only sportswriters and basement dwellers still pay attention
     
  11. slhorn

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    5…4…3…..
     
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  12. Baron

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  13. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  14. Baron

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  15. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Shit I’d get something like that on my leg

    Truly is a masterpiece
     
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  16. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    People fucking suck

     
  17. Baron

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    What the fuck
     
  18. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Gas chamber for them
     
  19. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Seems like a bargain, surprised Astros didn’t try to match

     
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  20. DeToxRox

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    Not bad for a guy yet to make his debut
     
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  21. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    I like deals like this and Churio's for both parties. Even if they disappoint you can probably move them to a team who is willing to try and fix them because the price isn't bad.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    feel like a guy named colt keith comes out of the womb with a domestic violence charge on his record
     
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  24. dump

    dump Oklahoma’s Daddy
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    For anyone who cares (nobody) but Tropicana is closing in Vegas (finally) and that will be the spot where the A’s stadium will be
     
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  25. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    Excited for our great Las Vegas A’s posters on TMB
     
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  26. WillySaliba

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  27. bro

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  28. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Mariners make trades just to make trades.
     
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  29. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    Yes, but this one fills a need a 2B.
     
  30. WillySaliba

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    Not saying he’s Jeff Kent or questioning your authority but Julien?
     
  31. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Pre-mad about Altuve not getting in because he’s a cheat
     
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  32. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Not following you here. The Mariners had a need at 2B. Josh Rojas didn't need 450 PAs. Polanco fills that need.

    Not sure what Julien has to do with the M's needs.
     
    #2432 Fat Drunk & Stupid, Jan 29, 2024
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2024
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  33. steamengine

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    Well, yeah
     
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  34. WillySaliba

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    I agree, no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
     
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  35. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  36. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Fyi

    A recent study in the British Journal of Sports Medicine suggests that isometric exercises, like wall sits (also known as wall squats), can help reduce blood pressure even more effectively than other forms of exercise, including aerobic activity, weight training or high-intensity interval workouts.
     
  37. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Seems like Dylan Cease has been on the verge of getting traded for 2 months now and it's just as much of a mystery of where he lands as it was back then
     
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  38. ashy larry

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    many are speculating those trade talks have ceased
     
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  39. bro

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  40. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Gotta wait to trade Kim until after that
     
  41. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  42. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    are you an al central team with junk you’d like to get rid of?

    then call the seattle mariners stat
     
  44. bro

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  45. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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  46. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Good timing with their crop of young studs
     
  47. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    First Dan Snyder and now the Angelos family??
     
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  48. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment
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    Let’s go!!!
     
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  49. bro

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    that's awesome for Baltimore fans.
     
  50. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Cal part of the ownership group

    Eat my ass SugarShaun