Alabama Coaching Search Thread - #1 Target Kalen DeBoer Accepts the Job

this is what my sources are telling me

 

Feels like Rees

 

Tomscaloosa

 

4 corners of baptismal pools in the players facility

 

In retrospect it seems like Nick sprang it on Alabama this week

 

Which is very funny

 

The wolves are licking their lips getting ready to pick this roster over

 

If you aren’t already then you ain’t a wolf

 

All the NIL money burning a whole in the ole pocket...time to drop bags...

 

It seems like most of the roster is honoring the end of the week request by Saban but it's pretty clearly a shit show after their top several options turned them down in embarrassing fashion

 

Oh I’m sure y’all are tampering along with us.

 

we Could be but Actually Less so than Everyone Besides you.

 

Don't video it and tweet it out. Fyi

 

Please do not send emails to [email protected]

 

Sexton is elite at his job

 

Did he get norvell to let randy go?

 

We're mere hours from this becoming a Tennessee search

 

Fine, I’ll do it

 

So where does this go if Deboer says no?

 

If DeBoer passes, we're about to see Bama move down the list of former Saban assistants that they'll beg to come home.

Mike Locksley, Curt Cignetti, Charles Huff territory

 

I think Sexton is just getting him paid. We're choo choo'ing.

 

This is outstanding

 

Kindly get fucked

 

Well and coupled with the industry reports from top sources and insiders that their NIL program is nonexistent without Saban, it will probably be pretty easy for about anybody to pick over their roster

 

Aren’t the reports saying NIL doesn’t exist because Saban?

 

Another coach turning down the Tide?

 

I’m not reading through like 10 pages. Can I please get a list of those that have turned Bama down at this point.

 

What's Jimbo up to these days?

 

Well done, Sexton. Now let DeBoer announce his extension and we can finally announce Kiffin.

 

Thank you both for all of your assistance.

 

yikes
sexton just raped and pillaged that AD in Tallahassee

 

Crimson Ebb lmao

 

*whispers* Mario Cristobal is making $8 million per year

 

Tyfys Noles

 

Dear lord, Jimmy.

 

$80 million for Mike Norvell my god lol

 

I’m sorry to say it, but if it’s not Lane or DeBoer I will have to put Alabama’s football progrum on warshed watch

 

Jimmy been waiting on Saban's retirement for years. Getting everybody paid.

 

Seems obvious it’ll be lane right

 

Napier being so bad his first two years that he gets no extension

 

Tbh the bama announcement was probably extended by several days just for jimmy to do his dirty business for everyone else