Rose Bowl: Michigan vs Bama - Here for the Sunsets

Haaaalllllpppppp

 

I have you dweebs making up lies left and right. I clearly don't need help when you're resorting to that.

 

Good lord, people.

We're on a new page. The last one sucked except for my excellent posts. Let's just move on and talk about how Alabama is going to win 69-0 and anything less than that would be super embarrassing for the Tide.

 

Don’t worry, if you beat them, the Michigan guys all disappear.

 

Damn dbl stop

 

They already dead?

 

edit wrong thread but whatever

 

Hard to keep track which 3 letter Bama user starting with DB did which shitty thing. Apologies.

 

Is portnoy a Michigan guy?

 

no, he was excommunicated

 

Yes, went to Michigan. Michigan Man personified.

 

finally a man of sophistication

 

A clown baby would fit in well here

 

That Mizzou team is pretty good

 

The wife and I just got back from hiking Eaton Canyon. Saw Michiganders walking the street in Arcadia on the way to Altadena, crossed paths with three groups of UM fans in full maize and blue on the trail.

Not a single Alabama fan to be seen. Of course, voluntary exercise is probably not high on the list of priorities for a visiting Bammer.

 

They’re probably all busy getting drunk and partying my dude

 

Bama goes in dry tomorrow, but tonight happy new years!

 

Stingray has Al Borges as a guest.


Streamed live 4 hours ago
On This Special Edition of The Stingray Show, We Will Preview The College Football Playoff Semifinal Rose Bowl Matchup Between Alabama vs Michigan. Joining Me Today Will Be Former Michigan and Auburn Offensive Coordinator Al Borges To Discuss The Michigan Side of This Game. I Will Then Be Joined By Joe Gaither of Bama Central To Discuss The Alabama Side of This Game.

 

We ready

 

That is wild.

 

edit: trustypatched

 

I wouldn't want to be where you are either

 

We so ready

 

I’m about to shoot a Roman Candle out of my ass for the tide

 

Dawg, of course you didn't see us, we were all wearing camo hoodies.

Plus Eaton Canyon sucks. Anyone who is anyone takes the Gabrieleno Trail.

 

We typically do the Mt. Wilson trail to first water but I wanted to see if the recent rain had made a difference.

 

Let's dance motherfuckers

 

I’m still drunk but after thinking on it, I think I should go put another thousand on Bama because this is the lock of the century.

 

Roll Tide

 

I know the past doesnt usually factor in to Vegas lines a ton, but I honestly have no idea how Bama isn’t favored if for no other reason than Saban simply does not lose these games and the best from the southeast each year does not lose these games. I will be strongly financially and emotionally invested for that to continue.

 

All I can think of is that Michigan found some hip new way to cheat that only Vegas knows about

 

“Go Blue” sounds like something you would say to cheer on a cop chasing down an unarmed African American teen who didn’t commit any crime whatsoever

 

In this moment, it has never felt more right

 

Sooner or later Michigan is gonna have to win a playoff game. Unfortunately, today is not that day.

 

You’re thinking of Boo MFer! who likes to pretend to be like me, ie a dad and a threadstarter, even though he’s neither of those things

 

Roll Damn Tide.