2023 Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by oldberg, Mar 2, 2023.

  1. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
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    Need Metcalf to outscore Elliot tonight by 5.2 in a half point PPR league, not liking that Lock is probably going to start.
     
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  2. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    I need AJ Brown to score less than 2.5 points :ohnoes::ohnoes: ...or I will be out of playoffs with 3rd highest score this week and my best player (Tyreek) missing his only game of season
     
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  3. DriveByBBQ

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    Similar situation, I've got Metcalf and a 7.4 point lead, he's got Elliot. Winner advances to the championship.
     
  4. O-face

    O-face emotional support duck
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    Thank god I had a bye this week. Etienne, Ekeler, and Dak would have bounced me.
     
  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
    Florida State SeminolesPhoenix SunsTottenham HotspurAvengersSan Diego PadresBorussia MönchengladbachFormula 1

    Despite Ekeler and Dak, I will advance unless KW3 gets 42 points. Waddle and Miami DEF carried.
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I would have been bounced in the 2 leagues I had a bye in this week. Need Tyreek Hill to be healthy next week
     
  7. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    Had Tyreek. Went against a guy with Waddle.

    not great.
     
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  8. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    I’m done and up only 20.9 while he has Hurts and Goedert. My only chance is likely if Hurts is out sick. And that’s embarrassing because he has Tyreek and Keenan sitting. Those damn Mahomes picks that weren’t his fault cost me 7 points as I also had the Chiefs defense going. Kyren had a great game but had two fumbles that cost me 4 points. And just generally, Mahomes, Kelce, DHop, Ekeler getting me 37.4 total is going to cost me. That’s a 9.35 average for those 4 guys. And that doesn’t include Henry on my bench only getting 5 points.
     
  9. Harry Twatter

    Harry Twatter Brooks was here

    What’s the word on Hurts?
     
  10. Truman

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    Ive seen 'fantasy people' say he's expected to play. Nothing from anyone credible.
     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Rapaport said something like "NFL players usually try to play in his condition" and that has spread as "likely to play."
     
  12. One Knight

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    Thoughts out to all you who got fucked over by Bijan, Breece Hall, Dak, Denver defense, etc this week.
    What a thoroughly bizarre week of football.
    I was on bye but none of what transpired gives me confidence for next week.
    Bijan, Hall, Zay Jones gone, Pacheco maybe not being back, OBJ doing nothing.
    I went from loving my roster to fearing it.
     
  13. One Knight

    One Knight https://www.twitch.tv/thatrescueguy
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    My buddy thought he was golden when Tyreek was out, his opponent started Godwin.
    No idea how people who bet on sports for a living handle the craziness and unpredictability, I'd be on tilt all the time.
     
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  14. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    I overcame Waddle this week. Just FYI.
     
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  15. Truman

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    Same.
    Lost Tank Dell, Mark Andrews, Pacheco in consecutive weeks. Then get -.10 from Bijan at the worst time

    And Im relying on a sickly Hurts or Mariota to put up a big number with Smith tonight.

    The past few weeks have not been a good time
     
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  16. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    That was me lol. Used a waiver and got the saints D thank god
     
  17. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Need Metcalf and an IDP Safety to not score 40 in a 1 point PPR format.
     
  18. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Any chance the Hurts news is leaked early or will it likely be all the way until 90 mini before kick off?
     
  19. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    I could be way off, but if he was going to play, it gets announced earlier. As we get closer to game time - it's more likely he doesnt.
     
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  20. HurtsMcGoo

    HurtsMcGoo I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!
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    Team No Hurts!
     
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  21. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Flu game lets go

     
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  22. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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  23. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    He better fucking start if he's active.
     
  24. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Maybe that shitheel OC will actually run the ball a little tonight then.
     
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  25. HurtsMcGoo

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  26. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    So Hurts is definitely playing?
     
  27. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Definitely - no. Most likely - yes. The whole game… pleeeease.
     
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  28. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    I'm fine with the Eagles taking Hurts out now.
     
  29. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    I do not care for how Jalen is throwing the ball at defensive players.
     
  30. DriveByBBQ

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    I’m the team on the right…

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  31. danny2430

    danny2430 Well-Known Member
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    Man Hurts stealing these touchdowns has to be killing some fantasy squads right now
     
  32. ~ taylor ~

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  33. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Currently up 2. I have KW3, he has Myers. Really need a TD drive, not a FG.
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Update
     
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  35. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Down 2
     
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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    You need a swing pass
     
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  37. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    lol I'm going to lose bc Seattle called a TO when they didn't need to and gave time for a review to show they'd been sacked. :facepalm:
     
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  38. ~ taylor ~

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    That sucks.
     
  39. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    I need 1 catch for Walker for 4 yards. Or 14 rushing yards.
     
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  40. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Prime swing pass territory
     
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  41. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    That's to tie but nobody knows the tiebreaker rules lol. We don't have one in the regular season and its never come up in 15 years in the playoffs. I would assume we'd use bench points and I win easily bc I set my lineup terribly this week but literally nobody knows right now lol
     
  42. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    I bet he gets more or less then 1.4 pts
     
  43. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    I need 2 points. 26 receiving, 86 rushing, PPR. No fractional points.
     
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  44. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Why is Charbonneau in there?
     
  45. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    :facepalm:
     
  46. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    To fuck with dbl.
     
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  47. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    It's simply coaching. K9 can run through a defense.
     
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  48. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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    Better hope for overtime
     
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  49. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    2nd most points on the season and I put up think clunker in r1 smh. No Hill was tough but still would have won if I played Singletary or Brown over OBJ smh

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