Official Middle East/ISIS thread: Tehran up another part of the Middle East

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  1. BWC

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    Wait, he’s related to AJ?
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

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    Not to my knowledge. Just is related to a person who wears infowars attire to family functions
     
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  3. BWC

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    Still makes sense. To be fair, Illini is all good on domestic policy. It’s absolutely wild how lost in the sauce he is on foreign policy (i.e. browns in the Middle East don’t have a right to exist).
     
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  4. Illinihockey

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    you know that is a complete misrepresentation of my position
     
  5. BWC

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    You’ve been pretty damn consistent over the years
     
  6. DuckKin

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    I feel like if our barometer for intelligence is not having stupid relatives, we will all be in trouble.
     
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  7. Artoo

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    These are the two that Illinihockey is trying to make a story for. Dee clears it up

     
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  8. Illinihockey

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    Glad dee, the guy whose profile pic is a child wearing a terrorist uniform could justify the public lynching and desecration of two people’s corpses.
     
  9. RSK

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    Now you care about their lives? Foh
     
  10. Artoo

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    You are a deeply unserious poster in here. Rest assured this is our last interaction.
     
  11. Artoo

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    Of course he cares about the traitor's lives, they were helping his team
     
    #8511 Artoo, Nov 26, 2023
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  12. Daniel Ocean

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  13. Illinihockey

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    oh no, where will I get my steady stream of Russian propaganda
     
  14. Mr Mortisay

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    I think we can all agree, this is a very funny post
     
  15. BellottiBold

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    Hamas executed two Palestinians and thus the Palestinian people haven't been subjected to decades of apartheid and aren't the subject of an ongoing ethnic cleansing project. Got it.
     
  16. glimmer

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  19. glimmer

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    more detail: https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/26/us/palestinian-students-shot-burlington-vermont/index.html

    Three Palestinian college students were shot in Burlington, Vermont, on Saturday evening, prompting calls from civil rights organizations and the victims’ families for authorities to look into possible bias by the attacker.

    The 20-year-old men are all receiving medical care, according to a Sunday news release from the Burlington Police Department. “Two are stable, while one has sustained much more serious injuries.”

    The students were walking on Prospect Street while visiting a relative in Burlington for the Thanksgiving holiday when “they were confronted by a white man with a handgun,” says the release.

    “Without speaking, he discharged at least four rounds from the pistol and is believed to have fled on foot,” police said.

    Police said that two of the victims are US citizens and one is a legal resident.

    Two of the three students were wearing keffiyehs, traditional Palestinian scarves, according to the police department. Two were shot in the torso and one in the “lower extremities.”
     
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  20. Illinihockey

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    you probably don’t want to debate about what happens to people in detention.


    In his next meeting with relatives, on March 1, Mr. Ishtiwi told his brother Hussam that he had been tortured since his fourth day in detention. Six weeks later, when his wives visited, they sneaked out a note, of which Human Rights Watch shared a photograph. “They nearly killed me,” it says. “I confessed to things I have never done in my life


    By June 7, when Samia visited her brother at a Qassam base near Gaza City’s used car market, Mr. Ishtiwi “looked destroyed,” she recalled.

    “I asked, ‘Why are you crying, brother?’ ” she said. “And he said, ‘I have been wronged, wronged.’ ”

    Relatives said Mr. Ishtiwi had told them he had been suspended from a ceiling for hours on end, for days in a row. He was whipped, and guards blasted loud music into his cell, banishing sleep.

    Samia said he had raised his trouser leg to show her that he had carved the word “zulum” into his skin with a nail, as a message in case he was killed. This could not be confirmed.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/02/...mmander-mahmoud-ishtiwi-killed-palestine.html

    spoiler alert, he was then executed
     
  21. BWC

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    *mostly
     
  22. electronic

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    Guy whose response to thousands of civilian deaths was “welcome to war,” now posts this? I assume you’re mad that Israel bombs couldn’t get them first.
     
  23. electronic

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    Is Human Rights Watch an authoritative source for you? If so, I've got some bad news:

    https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/11/14/gaza-unlawful-israeli-hospital-strikes-worsen-health-crisis

     
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  24. Illinihockey

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    #8525 Illinihockey, Nov 27, 2023
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  25. spagett

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    "HRW said reports of 471 dead and 342 injured "displays an unusually high killed-to-injured ratio" and appeared to be "out of proportion" with the damage visible on the site."

    Feels like something you shouldn't guess about and that reads like a guess
     
  26. Andy Reocho

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    So just like you’ve been doing this past month?
     
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  27. Illinihockey

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    Sounds like there is a deal for a two day extension of the ceasefire
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

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  29. Lyrtch

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  30. timo

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    After all the (justifiable) outrage over the Russians shooting down a civilian airliner in Ukraine, I wonder how the western media and governments would react to Israel blowing up a civilian airliner in Syria.

    *I don't actually wonder, I know exactly how that scenario would play out...
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    hell yes even better
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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    "Stopping the war = dissolution of the government"
     
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  34. yesman

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    Without digging into it that is a bit distasteful but objectively funny.
     
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  35. WhiskeyDelta

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    "Non-native, invasive, and expansionist" kinda sounds like the other side of this particular conflict
     
  36. WhiskeyDelta

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    Not enjoying getting targeted ads from Israel on Xitter
     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    Perfect chance for Shaq to finally do some ads for genocide
     
  38. CaneKnight

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    Kinda sounds like what a certain demographic as done by force globally since the dawn of time
     
  39. Andy Reocho

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    SIGN ME UP
     
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  40. i am a bammer

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    Can't articulate how evil it is to be a Zionist

     
  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  42. Artoo

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    You just can't hate that man enough.

    Edit: Oh shit, he's dead!? :chatzy:
     
    #8547 Artoo, Nov 29, 2023
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  44. Andy Reocho

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  45. Andy Reocho

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