The new and even worse shitty t-shirt thread

You can pry these from my cold dead feet

 

Lol he literally died

 

Spencers Gifts classic

 

Not a shirt but

 

A cell phone pocket on your underwear

 

I've aimlessly tried to stick my phone in an underwear pocket that wasn't there a time or two

 

Is there something I don’t understand with that shirt? I’ve seen it a couple of times in here and what the fuck?

 

another candidate for the awesome shirt thread

 

What did I do?

 

Went grocery shopping

 

I don't get it

 

Sorry. That's the National Defense Service Ribbon. You get that for completing Basic Training.

 

Aha. Thanks.

 

Not anymore. It stopped being automatic on 31 Dec 2022.

 

Just saw a portly woman wearing a hoodie. The back read “I look better bent over”

 

Probably true

 

That doesn't really belong in this thread. It's a clearly satirical, and objectively hilarious shirt.

Not shitty at all

 

This one is more hilarious than shitty.

 

We don’t have an awesome tshirt thread ya dopes. This is it

 

What is it about hardware stores? Everytime I walk into lowes or home depot I have to take a shit

 

You need that shirt then

 

Book stores and state capitol buildings do this to me.

 

When I still worked on the retail side of building materials, about twice a year we would have someone take a shit in the display toilets. Always fun to tell the new guy he was on display cleaning duty and waiting for him to make his way to the kitchen and bath area.

 

Kopping this

 

For our #Arkansas Razorbacks posters.

 

Got to witness a guy in the grocery store get solicited to buy cookies from a girl scout and her mom while he was wearing one of these

 

Asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

 

these are the people he absolutely loathes and they worship him

 

lol