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  1. kn88

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    on the plus side, we're only 6 or 7 years away from being able to buy this dumbass out
     
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  2. Space

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    I don't understand what the staff is even trying to accomplish. Do they want to move the ball and score? I'm genuinely unsure. How the hell is TVD still in the game if you can't trust him to do literally anything? Move on. But na they do the same shit. Fuck them. It's rude to us as fans. It's rude to my time. I turned that garbage off
     
  3. Can I Spliff it

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    The funniest thing that can happen is....mario takes a knee now?
     
  4. CF3234

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    Injuries and an inability to forget the prior mistake
     
  5. CF3234

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    Don’t want to burn Emory’s shirt in mop up and jacurri has no reps. It’s a mess
     
  6. -Prime-

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    TVD should have went to Bama.
     
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  7. am16401

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    Man that’s not coaching this dude just stinks people excuse the shit show he put up against FSU two years ago because it got Manny fired but you’ve had multiple coaches/OC that have had the same problem with TVD. I mean fuck the dude sacked himself 3 times this game he just doesn’t really care
     
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  8. The Banks

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    Coached by the guy that inherited this guy:

    "The 25-year-old Herbert already has 15,681 passing yards in his career. That's the fourth most passing yards by a player in his first four seasons, trailing only Peyton Manning, Dan Marino and Dak Prescott, and Herbert still has more than half-a-season remaining."

    Thought that the team's offensive philosophy should be based around a power run game.
     
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  9. am16401

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    Man get out of here with that Herbert shit if he had Herbert right now or he’ll even Brad fucking Kaaya Miami would be undefeated
     
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  10. am16401

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    There’s a lot to blame Mario for including not benching this bum but TVD is who we thought he was a one trick pony if you don’t let him just throw deep against one on one coverage he can’t do shit
     
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  11. kinghill

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    probably right. I’m sure the tape would confirm.

    are the WRs getting open at all?
     
  12. am16401

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    They are wide open that first int was typical TVD shit guy is wide open against 2 deep coverage and X took Safely inside all he has to do is throw it to back pylon inside he throws a line drive that gets picked. There are always receivers wide open that’s what so infuriating. I want to just bitch about Mario and Dawson but when I see guys wide open I have to just say fuck what is this dude doing
     
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  13. CF3234

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    I get TVD is playing banged up, but this is incredible how soft he is mentally.
     
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  14. Fecta23

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    The point he’s making is Mario has a history of QBs regressing under him, not comparing Herbert to Van Dyke.
     
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  15. CF3234

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    We are up 13-10 if he just pulls the RPO and throws the easiest TD of his life.
     
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  16. LA window washer

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    Came to observe. But what the fuck. He had Herbert before lmao. What a ridiculous comment. Maybe a little moisturizer on your chin?
     
  17. am16401

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    A QB that won a conference title and was a top 5 NFL pick regressed sure ok hasn’t it been proven already that Miami and Cincinnati both made the right choices already. Mario is terrible game management, terrible with having his team focused and ready to play, terrible at understanding the flow of the game etc etc but his biggest flaw was not hitting the portal to bring in a competent QB to compete with TVD even after having a season with him to see how Mr Hyde he can be
     
  18. am16401

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    Wtf are you taking about dip shit Miami would be undefeated right now with any qb that wasn’t just throwing int like they were an old lady at Costco handing out free samples
     
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  19. LA window washer

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    Dipshit huh? Meet me in Tallahassee this weekend fuckboy. Think this is a real email attached here? I’ll cut your pancreas out Fuck ass bitch.
     
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  20. am16401

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    eat a dick pussy you ain’t going to do shit so run along hoe with all that yapping
     
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  21. Fecta23

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    you just aren’t getting this at all are you ?
     
  22. am16401

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    Getting what Mario fucking sucks and he’s everything I thought and said he would be but I’m not blaming him for Van Dufus other then the fact ole bitch tits not having the balls to bench him.
     
  23. LA window washer

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    This guys a kid.
     
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  24. am16401

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    Again fuck off hoe because you aren’t going to do shit you come in here talking shit to someone that never even said anything to you because guess what you’re a fucking nobody to me I don’t give a single fuck about you and have never interacted with you before because that’s how little I think about you so take your tough talk somewhere else pussy
     
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  25. am16401

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    Fucking clown ass FSU fan lol man better find someone else to play with
     
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  26. kn88

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  27. kn88

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    pancreas extractions and publix shootings aside, how much is it gonna cost to get the Tulane QB to portal back home?
     
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  28. theseasonisover

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    I didn’t like Mario’s scheme at Oregon, but in fairness Oregon has 4 WR’s right now better than Johnny Johnson who was Herbert’s best WR his senior year. (Dillon Mitchell declaring early for the draft was dumb)
     
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  29. Goose

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    You're all pussies swing through Cincy and I'll tighten your ass' up
     
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  30. CF3234

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    You need some professional help man
     
  31. am16401

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    Rumor was he was coming here if TVD would have left because they thought he was really leaving but I do t see why he would want to play for this clown
     
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  32. -Prime-

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    Why happen in cinci?
     
  33. CF3234

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    Team board
     
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  34. kinghill

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    IT'S GOIN DOWN IN TALLY BITCH
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  35. Duck2013

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    Everyone in this thread knows it but the Mario just doesn’t believe in modern offense. Won’t matter who that quarterback is.
     
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  36. LA window washer

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    Someone else to play with huh? As you keep saying “hoe” and shit like a 22 year old SoundCloud rapper
     
  37. kn88

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    No argument here. It's why a lot of us wanted Lane. Fuck, man
     
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  38. am16401

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    Seriously has any school hired alums or people with Miami ties more then Miami regardless how terribly it’s has failed over and over again.
     
  39. Nole0515

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    Michigan minus the sign stealing era
     
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  40. am16401

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    Yeah but Carr won them a title so they weren’t all terrible. not a single one of these “Miami” guy has ever done anything worth a damn (although I think Richt might have been decent here if his health didn’t give out on him after his second season). There has been no justification for continuing to go to this well.
     
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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    We have a miami guy on staff and its going p good
     
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  42. am16401

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    I feel like the other FL schools that had that Miami guy on staff and felt pretty good, all ended up regretting it but maybe the fourth time is the charm
     
  43. The Banks

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    Don't they have a pretty good NIL program?
     
  44. The Banks

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    And Lane is at least fun, Mario teams are just miserable to watch, win or lose.
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    lol calm down fuck boi
     
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  46. Duck70

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    oh fuck yeah, this is what expect on saturday nights during the fall
     
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  47. two

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    There is a great Publix parking lot right off Ocala not far from campus

    Meet there and I’ll vlog it for the board?
     
  48. CF3234

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    La window washer is low key one of the worst posters on TMB.
     
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  49. am16401

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    I’ve never even noticed the guy before that’s how uninteresting anything he’s ever posted must be then he comes in here disrespecting me in a reply and then gets all internet rage because I called him a dipshit lol. Man we’re all adults here we can disagree with disrespecting people.
     
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  50. CF3234

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    Also. Basketball season.
     
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