HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

wes tegg pls reward this abhorrent behavior with a ban

 

Wait until you see today’s P2C! [scroll up for more details]

 

Will be switching between the WVU game and this one. I think that’s best

 

The good news is that's less than half of our lineup that's a complete black hole. Only 45%! Optimisim!

 

Pussy

 

tegg degausser just dm’ed me to call me various racial slurs pls ban him

 

To make things worse, I did it while I knew he was having a wonderful time in Europe.

 

That’s perfectly acceptable and allowed. You’re bound to have a great night.

 

Ban me now until the end of game. I’m worse than our lineup has been.

 

It could be worse, you could be quick. I’ll ask Teggs to take you out to pasture but he’s anti euthanasia sadly.

 

I hate to bring this up. But when will the Tobias HJ from Monday night be available to cash out?

 

Only an incel would want to cash out at this point. Just keep playing.

 

Sure would be nice to not get our shit pushed in tonight

 

I made it 11 seconds

 

I like the comment below it, “the dollar general of fan bases”

 

Before u came?

Sick, dude

 

My wife could only be so lucky

 

That was zeberdee wife screaming on the right

 

does Strider always warm up in the outfield or only when he can’t handle the fans in the bullpen?

 

Can y’all keep it quiet for him? He’s on the record very seriously and unironically saying he hates loud fans.

 

I got tagged blame WED

 

He was complimenting your significant other. Show some class.

 

Let’s run with the narrative that he’s scared of the fans.

 

All of our starters warm up in the outfield by the bullpen fwiw. At least at home games

 

relax dude it was a joke since I got tagged in here.

guy 2 seats down from me is a Braves fan wearing a red Bowers jersey. showing as much courage as Orlando Arcia.

 

Turn your sarcasm meter on

 

Almost all pitcher do long toss in the OF

 

Poor guy is going to get vomited on

 

Not even remotely nervous rn

 

Let’s get some first inning runs, folks

 

Time to beat the shit out of the Phillies

 

Welcome to the dark side

 

I believe the boys have had an epiphany. They don't want this amazing season to go to waste and they're on the brink. They've decided to make snit look like a genius. Strider going to dominate then the relievers following him won't allow a run. The top of the lineup is about to go nuclear. Strap in boys

 

Cool zone on strike/ball 1

 

Lol at the statcast graphic showing pitch 1 in the zone

 

Already seen enough. Terrible ABs by our top three.

Fuck this team. Chokes.

 

Riley just swinging at everything

 

If you'd have told me Ronnie hits under 200, I'd have guessed sweep.

 

Time for Spencer to shove