Naked Dating Show on HBO

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  1. TC

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    ‘Naked Attraction,’ Brutal Full-Frontal Nude Dating Show, Quietly Added to Max

    Singles eliminate potential dates by scrutinizing and critiquing their nude bodies in controversial series: "This is the craziest s*** I EVER watched on TV."

    SEPTEMBER 24, 2023 9:42AM
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    It’s like being on Tinder, but so much worse.

    One of the U.K.’s most infamous dating shows (censored trailer below) was quietly added to the Max streaming service last week, and it’s already causing quite a stir.

    The streamer has imported six seasons of Naked Attraction, a game show that promises to “start where a good date often ends — naked.” In each episode, a single “chooser” critiques and eliminates six potential dates standing on a stage by scrutinizing their fully nude bodies, which are gradually revealed one part at a time (faces are revealed last). When only two potential dates remain, the chooser strips out of their own clothes too, giving the remaining two contestants the opportunity to critique them. The final couple then go out on a date, with their clothes on.

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    The episodes on Max are uncensored, but have added a warning at the beginning of each: “The following series is intended only for mature audiences. It contains full frontal nudity, coarse language, and graphic discussions about the human body. Viewer discretion is advised.”

    Naked Attraction can come across as rather jaw-droppingly brutal in the contestants’ graphic analysis and dismissal of people based on their most private of parts, with contestants being dismissed for every superficial reason you can imagine (“I don’t like her feet” … “His member is too small,” etc.). At the same time, each episode contains interstitials of informative sex education, and the show clearly tries to promote body confidence and positivity amid all the “hot or not” judgments. The show also includes contestants of diverse sexual orientations.

    Here’s a censored version of the trailer from when the show was brought to HBO Asia earlier this year:

    U.S. viewers are just starting to stumble onto the series, which was released without a trailer or media fanfare (Max listed it among dozens of titles coming to the streamer in September). “My fkn sister just put me on to this ‘naked attraction’ show and this is the craziest shit i EVER watched on tv,” wrote one viewer. “There is something so cringe about watching the body language of a naked man who has been rejected,” wrote another. “I kinda hate the way things are and shouldn’t be watching this (I’m contributing to the demand), but I’m fascinated by this.” Syndicated radio host Bert Weiss dubbed it “the most shocking show I’ve ever watched.”



    But many are defending show: “Despite the nudity, it isn’t supposed to be titillating or dramatic or anything. … The contestants are just normal people with normal flaws, and the format promotes an open healthy discussion of sex with the participants,” wrote a viewer on Reddit. “A lot of Americans might actually benefit from seeing this,” opined another. “There’s a surprising diversity of contestants, bodies and tastes, talked about pretty matter of factly.” And another: “It’s nice to see cuz the media & xxx has conditioned us to see bodies in a certain unrelatable way, usually too perfect/airbrushed.”

    And on ABC’s The View on Monday, host Sunny Hostin said, “I’m embarrassed to admit, [my husband Emmanuel] and I got so obsessed with this show we binged it yesterday … and I learned things I have never heard of in my life. It was one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever seen.”

    Ana Navarro joked, “This is even worse to me than Naked and Afraid. It’s Naked and Well Lit.”

    Yet conservative watchdog group the Parents Television Council slammed HBO for the show (to be clear, the show is on Max, which is the streaming home of HBO content, but the show is not made by HBO): “Naked Attraction should not exist on the Max streaming platform, and HBO should immediately remove this exploitative, pornographic program,” the group said in a statement released Monday. “Max has mediocre parental controls, enabling children to access some of the most explicit streaming content on the market. There is no doubt children will be able to easily access Naked Attraction, the purpose of which is to shock and titillate the audience with uncensored and explicit nudity. And in a new low for HBO, the show fully exploits its own participants, somehow convincing them that their exploitation for the purpose of dating is right and good … [HBO] gives the appearance of a trusted family brand by hosting Harry Potter and Sesame Street, but HBO has now lifted its own veil, revealing that it is and always was a pornography channel.”
     
  2. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    This is the show television was invented to produce.
     
  3. Hank Scorpio

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    Looking forward to the meat gazing
     
  4. Nug

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    Edit your post and give a tl;dr you HEATHEN
     
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  5. Celemo

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    so many nurses in my department are gonna watch the shit out of this

    EDIT: 6 seasons available currently lol
     
    #5 Celemo, Sep 27, 2023
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  6. beerleagueman

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    The Naked & Afraid effect
     
  7. Tarpon Nole

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    Still waiting on the fantasy suite from bachelor shows to be ppv
     
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  8. Mix

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    Its been around for a long time. When I was in a small airport hotel in London in 2018 this was on and watched a few eps. Its kinda funny.
     
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  9. TimJimothy

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    I'm not sure if I'd want potential mates to be looking at my ween or my face first :(
     
  10. GoodForAnother

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    that sounds terrible. I’ll check it out
     
  11. steamengine

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    It’s actually a pretty clever concept. Really turning the reality saying show concept on its head.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Some of the fellas on the show have some hogs
     
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    This is why I can’t let my wife watch it. She doesn’t need to know there are other men out there like me.
     
  14. MORBO!

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    "Can you guys please show them my personality and sense of humor first? Oh, so just the dong? Got it...shit"
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Must be pretty rough out there for my fellow growers not showers
     
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  16. DuffandMuff

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    Watched two episodes earlier. Fast forwarded to the female contestants.
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

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    lmao at the very first chick keeping this chubby white dude into her final two. go Brits
     
  18. Eric The Viking

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    “Before you move on to the next guy, can I get a fluffer out here?”
     
    #18 Eric The Viking, Sep 27, 2023
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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    There’s definitely some fluffing going on imo
     
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  20. Poetic

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    This is fantastic.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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    Saw this on IG reel with the caption of "when you look down after trimming your pubes" and cackled.

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  22. CF3234

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    Wife and I made it through the first episode. Brits are wild with their reality shows
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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  24. Papa

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    There's no way you agree to go on this show without at least a semi impressive unit.
     
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  25. bertwing

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    There’s no shame in my game baby
     
  26. GoodForAnother

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    I like how the host starts every episode with a new way of saying she’s bi
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

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    Watch the show. Lotta unimpressive flacid dongs
     
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  28. Corch

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    I had no idea that many Brits had uncut weiners.
     
  29. CloudBerry

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    I will wait to hear the expert opinions of our TexasTech posters
     
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  30. buckwild

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    Per Wikipedia....

    Circumcision rates vary widely, from over 90% in Israel and many Muslim-majority countries, 86.3% in South Korea, to 80% in the United States, to 58% in Australia, to 45% in South Africa, to 20.7% in the United Kingdom, to under 1% in Japan and Honduras.
     
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  31. Buns

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    1% in Japan?

    No wonder they blur their porn. Too many uncircumcised dicks even for the audience.
     
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  32. CF3234

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    Part 2 of episode 1. Lmao at how hard they tried to make the overweight girl feel good about herself as she was quickly eliminated in round one. She thought you were classically beautiful, but yeah, you are gone while all skinny men and women go to round 2.
     
  33. bhrangerfan0809

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    I like this show
     
  34. Baseballman86

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    Watched one random episode where they zoomed in on this dudes sack for a couple stray hairs to confirm whether or not he was a ginger. Turns out, he was, and she eliminated him immediately for it. This is entertainment folks
     
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  35. steamengine

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    Ashley in episode two is a bit of a rocket and the DJ chose the gal with the messed up grill over her

    #brits
     
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  36. Corch

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    I want to see the host naked.
     
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  37. DUCKMOUTH

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    Feel good show of the year then
     
    #37 DUCKMOUTH, Oct 2, 2023
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  38. GoodForAnother

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    it’s like the waitress at a strip club
     
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  39. GoodForAnother

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    female coworker: I need a show to watch on the plane tomorrow

    me: I have a show, but whether you watch it on the plane is your decision
     
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  40. Corch

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    Perfect analogy.
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

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    that made me upset
     
  42. JonathanCoachman

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    I’ve watched that British version. The people are too average. Would not fap. The Love Island insta people need to go on it.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    I mean, that’s the charm of the show.
     
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  44. JonathanCoachman

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    The men do make me feel great about my dick compared to porno dicks that’s for sure.
     
  45. Fidelio

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    I’ll wait for the “golden” version
     
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  46. JonathanCoachman

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    Maybe a country with more attractive people. The Brits can put together a great squad of hotties but their depth chart is woeful.
     
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    brazil plays the beautiful game
     
  48. steamengine

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    Counterpoint: this show gaining popularity in the US and Americans seeing how trashy most Brits actually are might be the only thing to do away with our monarchy obsession.
     
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  49. Boo MFer!

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    So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?
     
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  50. HotMic

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    The girl with dreads from episode one that picked the guy with the prosthetic had a smokin’ body.

    :diddydatass: