NFL Week 1 Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Sep 7, 2023.

  1. HoosDaMan

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    Incredible acting by Cook
     
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  2. HoosDaMan

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    Dak is still terrible
     
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  3. Tobias

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    not remotely catchable idk
     
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  4. goheels10

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    my initial reaction too.
     
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  5. Corch

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    What am I missing?
     
  6. dump

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    Simmons was a Falcon? Umm what Tirico
     
  7. Tobias

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    even a cowboy fan is telling you you’re wrong and just talking out your ass

    the entire line is a turnstile, the pick 6 was a saquon drop, fuck you use your brain
     
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  8. PABucks

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    You seem like a well-adjusted person
     
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  9. Tobias

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    sorry for telling a fellow buckeye that they’re objectively wrong that’s on me

    get an avatar freak
     
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  10. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    We're getting rekt
     
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  11. PABucks

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    Definitely well adjusted
     
  12. Tobias

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    can’t even talk shop with the boys this is biden’s america i suppose
     
  13. Handcuffed

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    daniel jones is having a melty
     
  14. Line 4 Guy

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    Jones is no bueno
     
  15. dump

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    Not good Danny Dimes
     
  16. Tobias

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    ok yeah that one is on danny 100%
     
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  17. Tobias

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    burn the tape!
     
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  18. MG2

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    This is UGA/TCU stuff
     
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  19. HoosDaMan

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    Yep. This is one of those games.
     
  20. Nug

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    Brandin Cooks has to be one of the most well-known locker room cancers in the NFL
     
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  21. Gritty Badger

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    The Giants and Vikings were total frauds last yr and not much has changed
     
  22. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Daniel Jones currently has more completions to the Dallas defense than the Giants offense
     
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  23. Killy Me Please

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  24. Tobias

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    yeah y’all are still clearly better and that defense is elite but man what a weird fucking game

    we are on to arizona folks
     
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  25. Irush

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    These guys stink
     
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  26. rut row

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    what do you even say at halftime?
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    Giants deserve to lose for the horrid hat Daboll is wearing
     
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  28. Tobias

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    typical lib wanting to forget 9/11
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    a real leader would wear a “punish Saudi Arabia” shirt but America isn’t ready for that conversation
     
  30. Gritty Badger

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    How much money is guaranteed in Jones’ deal?
     
  31. southlick

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    Unleash Deuce, McCarthy!
     
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  32. southlick

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    Earlier they said half
     
  33. Killy Me Please

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    Neal is gutter trash.
     
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  34. Tobias

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    man danny is struggling right now but jesus this is alarmingly bad line play from us and absolutely dominant play from dallas. doesn’t even have a prayer back there
     
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  35. dump

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    the fact there is still a football team called the New York Jets after 9/11 is the real tragedy

    but everyone outrages over the football team’s name in DC
     
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  36. Tobias

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    dump what you sipping on tonight
     
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  37. Killy Me Please

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    Only chance we had was to run it at them and keep it close. But expecting Daniel to drop back with Neal covering his right side is just not happening.
     
  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  39. dump

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    my favorite cocktail

    dr pepper mixed with bleach
     
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  40. Tobias

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    pvo: this game is flying by its almost halftime already. easy and tight 2.5 hours
     
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  41. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    what the fuck are you talking about
     
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  42. Tobias

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    one of his wildest bits yet just gotta appreciate a master at work
     
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  43. Killy Me Please

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  44. Gritty Badger

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    Neal at tackle experiment might need to end
     
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  45. Tobias

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    yet another bama bust
     
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  46. dump

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    thousands of NY citizens get murdered by two jets and yet they still have a team named the Jets
     
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  47. GoodForAnother

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    he was on the field once, abysmal coaching by McCarthy
     
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  48. Tobias

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    AT struggled as a rookie and figured it out and i was hoping for a similar progression but man he may just stink
     
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  49. IHHH

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    deep thoughts here, probably a little too deep if we are not lying to ourselves
     
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  50. dump

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    Giants suck at everything