You have 4 tasks that must be done a certain amount of times (either 6,12,18,or 24) in a given 24 hour period. These tasks are: miles, beers, doughnuts, and ejaculations. You can choose which task may be paired with which quantity. What's your game plan?
When you get done, you should dump a bucket of ice water over your head and challenge someone else to do it or give money to charity.
This was literally a thread on this board like a decade ago. Some guy did it for barstool. Wonder what that kid is up to these days.
For everyone over 30 this is the only possibility. Could maybe swap the beers and miles. Start at midnight, rub one out or have consensual sex. Go for a walk and drink 3-4, eat 1-2 doughnuts. Sleep 6-7 hours. Wake up, rub or sex, work up an appetite, Bud Lites for the #wokeclout and eat some nuts. Go for a long walk. Maybe booze. Come back, rest, one more nut (dough). Maybe JO. Now the work starts.
Also, I'd need to knock out the ejacs before I get too much in the sauce. Needs to be taken into account.
First time around I was pretty confident I could do 12 jack offs. Now I’m skeptical could make it to 6.
The only possible answer and it’s probably not doable but would be an attempt is 6 nuts 12 miles 18 beers 24 donuts strategy: - beers low % abv - donuts kristy kreme originals don’t fuck around with crazy donuts - 12 mile run - 6 nuts omg I can’t imagine wake up 6am 1 donut, 1 beer, 1 nut run 12 miles 1 donut and 1 beer during 12 mile run as fuel after the run pound 2 beers 2 donuts so then rest of day you have: 5 wanks 20 donuts 14 beers I mean fuck it’s hard but maybe doable
Sleeping a shit load previous day to wake up at midnight and pounds beers while slow walking is my strategy. Fuck running, get 18 miles and 24 beers done in same phase
The OP rules seem pretty basic. wake up: first 4 hours: 6 nuts ~12 Krissy Kremes ~8 beers get out of bed: stumble around town for roughly 12 hours (1mph) return home: 2 hr cold shower 5 hrs of Shit posting on the-t-mb TYPICAL, 1 hr bedtime routine of 6 donuts and 16 beers.
Getting off 6 times 12 miles walking/running, doesn't say you have to run them 18 doughnuts 24 beers, sad to say but this would be the easy one.
Bro it says “running” that means you can’t leisurely walk a 18min/mile pace you have to be trucking run/walk so like average at minimum 13min/mile pace