6-12-18-24 Challenge

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  1. DrTomOsbourne

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    You have 4 tasks that must be done a certain amount of times (either 6,12,18,or 24) in a given 24 hour period. These tasks are: miles, beers, doughnuts, and ejaculations.

    You can choose which task may be paired with which quantity.

    What's your game plan?
     
  2. Butthead

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    Lol ask your mom
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    Lech is fat
     
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  4. Saul Shabazz

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    I'll drop 59 loads and crack a cold one
     
  5. DrTomOsbourne

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    She said the 6 DEFINITELY has to be jacking off.
     
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  6. DrTomOsbourne

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  7. fattus

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    Can I drink liquor instead of beer?

    24 regardless
     
  8. Emma

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    6 offs
    12 donuts
    18 miles
    24 beers
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    24 miles
    18 beers
    12 doughnuts
    6 ejaculations

    Basically, my average Tuesday.
     
  10. DrTomOsbourne

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    This seems the most reasonable, especially if you can split up your runs
     
  11. Kevintensity

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    If they're Krispy Kreme donuts, 24 of those in a day would be doable
     
  12. TheBabyShrimp

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    When you get done, you should dump a bucket of ice water over your head and challenge someone else to do it or give money to charity.
     
  13. Fidelio

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    no chance I’m nutting more than 2x these days
     
  14. CF3234

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    In college this would have been easy.
    6 miles
    12 offs
    18 beers
    24 doughnuts.

    now, fuck that
     
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  15. GoodForAnother

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    it’s like I have a job. I have errands
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I run marathons so
    24 miles
    18 beers
    12 donuts
    6 nuts.
     
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    6 miles
    12 beers
    18 doughnuts
    24 ejaculations
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    after 6 nuts in a 24 hour shift you’re just shooting out air
     
  21. $P1

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    Has to be done on June 12th next year, obvs.
     
  22. spagett

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    Can you drive the miles while drinking beer, eating donuts and fapping?
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    Unless you’re trying to kill some of us, we need to lower everything by 1 for every year after 40.
     
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  24. —

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    This was literally a thread on this board like a decade ago. Some guy did it for barstool. Wonder what that kid is up to these days.
     
  25. Nug

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    For everyone over 30 this is the only possibility. Could maybe swap the beers and miles.

    Start at midnight, rub one out or have consensual sex. Go for a walk and drink 3-4, eat 1-2 doughnuts.

    Sleep 6-7 hours.

    Wake up, rub or sex, work up an appetite, Bud Lites for the #wokeclout and eat some nuts. Go for a long walk. Maybe booze.

    Come back, rest, one more nut (dough). Maybe JO.

    Now the work starts.
     
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  26. Nug

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    Also, I'd need to knock out the ejacs before I get too much in the sauce. Needs to be taken into account.
     
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  27. kinghill

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    what year is it? nice blast from the past
     
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  28. ~ taylor ~

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    Run to them.
     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    who am I, Robert Redford? what the fuck dude
     
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  30. $P1

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    Starting at 6pm...missed the layup here.
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    Should have just said 1800 hours
     
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  32. kinghill

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    calendar updated
     
  33. kinghill

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    beers can be a 4% beer right
     
  34. Voodoo

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    First time around I was pretty confident I could do 12 jack offs. Now I’m skeptical could make it to 6.

    :feelsbadman:
     
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  35. Pokes

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    55 hamburgers
    55 fries
    55 ejacs
    55 miles
    100 beers
    100 donuts
     
  36. DirtBall

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    24 of all 4. It’s a little thing called HUSKING.
     
  37. DirtBall

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    24 beers and donuts, pretty sure that’s called BRUNCH in the burbs.
     
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  38. Gunners

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    Feel disgusting even constructing how this is possible
     
  39. kinghill

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    The only possible answer and it’s probably not doable but would be an attempt is

    6 nuts
    12 miles
    18 beers
    24 donuts

    strategy:
    - beers low % abv
    - donuts kristy kreme originals don’t fuck around with crazy donuts
    - 12 mile run
    - 6 nuts omg I can’t imagine

    wake up 6am
    1 donut, 1 beer, 1 nut
    run 12 miles
    1 donut and 1 beer during 12 mile run as fuel
    after the run pound 2 beers 2 donuts

    so then rest of day you have:
    5 wanks
    20 donuts
    14 beers

    I mean fuck it’s hard but maybe doable
     
  40. kinghill

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    very disgusted after previous post
     
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  41. Gunners

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    Sleeping a shit load previous day to wake up at midnight and pounds beers while slow walking is my strategy. Fuck running, get 18 miles and 24 beers done in same phase
     
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  42. GoodForAnother

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    can I just eat 24 donuts and drink 18 beers and not do the other stuff
     
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  43. Odin

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    guys you can just drive 24 miles
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    The OP rules seem pretty basic.

    wake up:

    first 4 hours:
    6 nuts
    ~12 Krissy Kremes
    ~8 beers

    get out of bed:

    stumble around town for roughly 12 hours (1mph)

    return home:

    2 hr cold shower
    5 hrs of Shit posting on the-t-mb
    TYPICAL, 1 hr bedtime routine of 6 donuts and 16 beers.
     
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  45. Hogview

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    Getting off 6 times
    12 miles walking/running, doesn't say you have to run them
    18 doughnuts
    24 beers, sad to say but this would be the easy one.
     
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  46. kinghill

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    Bro it says “running” that means you can’t leisurely walk a 18min/mile pace you have to be trucking run/walk so like average at minimum 13min/mile pace
     
  47. kinghill

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    6 nuts would be the most difficult we all agree right
     
  48. Joey Freshwater

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    I feel like this is a great way to have a heart attack.
     
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  49. kinghill

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    Actually NOT doing this increases your chances of a stroke
     
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  50. Gunners

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    Dirtball says he can do it in first 4 hours
     
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