Stupid people w guns

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  1. Prospector

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    Not a 2A debate, not a mass shooting or bad police thread.
    Just as title says. Stupid people w guns thread.
     
  2. Prospector

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    Suburban man charged after accidentally shooting himself while dreaming
    Mark Dicara was dreaming that someone broke into his home, so he grabbed his gun and then shot himself in the leg. Once authorities arrived and put a tourniquet on his leg, the police discovered that Dicara is a felon and not allowed to have a firearm, so he's been arrested and charged in The Most American News Story Ever.
     
  3. Beeds07

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    I’m going to love this thread
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Adding “stupid” to the thread title seems redundant
     
  5. zeberdee

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    shots fired
     
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  7. WC

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    Don’t leave your gun in your car. Especially don’t do that if you like to leave your car unlocked.

    That is all.
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The police chief here in Houston said that the rise of car breaks in’s are people targeting vehicles with NRA or Come and Take It type of stuff on their autos because they’re looking for guns.
     
  9. WC

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    Yup, been that way for a few years. MAGA, Molon Labe stickers, the Wranglers with the American flag grills or windows. Basically anything that screams your a 2A person gets targeted.
     
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  10. lomcevak

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    Has been a big thing here in western SD. Dumbasses keep leaving cars unlocked and everyone is armed to the teeth.
     
  11. BrickTamland

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    The irony of breaking into a car with a “come and take it” sticker and taking the firearm therein is p sweet though.
     
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    #12 Shinzon, Jun 16, 2023
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  13. Hank Scorpio

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    Car thief: "don't mind if I do!"
     
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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s an invitation, not a warning.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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  16. Prospector

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  18. kinghill

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    a few posts up
     
  19. Fargin'

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    Old but classic and just so good. My boy and I scream "I blew my leg off!!!" anytime we get even the smallest self inflicted injury.

     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Got roped in to helping my neighbor move his dad's gun safe from his truck to inside his house last night. Had about 15 different rifles/shotguns, 2 AKs, an uzi, and a few handguns.

    This guy is nice but a complete idiot. The thought of him having an arsenal at his disposal is less than comforting.
     
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    Scripted and old too
     
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  22. Joey Freshwater

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    THATLL SHOW THAT INTRUDER! Nothing gets someone out of your home quicker than you shooting yourself in the leg.
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    Wish she’d died.
     
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    There’s no doubt that’s the behavior of a Fox News watching suburban mom absolutely terrified of her own shadow and a big city
     
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    You’re a Fox News suburban mom

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    I think this report is wrong. At best, it’s unconfirmed.
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    im going to go ahead and believe it because someone sneaking in a gun in their belly fat is about as American as it can get
     
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  35. Prospector

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    U.S. Park Police Officer Kills Colleague With Gun He Thought Was Unloaded

    A U.S. Park Police officer is facing charges of involuntary manslaughter after he fatally shot a fellow officer. Authorities said that 25-year-old Alexander Roy, 22-year-old Jesse Brown Hernandez, and two other unidentified individuals were drinking together at an apartment in McLean, Virginia, on Saturday (November 4) night.

    Just after midnight on Sunday, Roy was playing around with a gun he thought was unloaded when it fired and struck Hernandez in the upper body.

    "Roy unintentionally shot the firearm he believed to be unloaded, fatally striking Hernandez," the Fairfax County Police Department said in a statement. "Alcohol is believed to be a factor in the shooting."

    Officials said that Roy was reportedly dry-firing the weapon when he shot Hernandez.

    Hernandez was pronounced dead at the scene, and after a brief investigation, Roy was taken into custody. He is being held at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center and was denied bond.

    "We are aware of the incident involving off-duty United States Park Police (USPP) employees at a private residence in Fairfax County," the U.S. Park Police said in a statement. "The incident is under investigation by the Fairfax County Police Department, and all questions related to this investigation will need to be referred to them. Our focus right now is on supporting the family, friends, and coworkers of our employees involved in this tragic incident. USPP has nothing further to share at this time."
     
  36. VaxRule

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    Gang violence claims another one.