HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Why Kirby?

 

Well this one got ugly quick

 

Welp

 

Party time

 

Not ideal

 

Frustrating game. Leave so many on and then blow up on the mound in 1 inning

 

Ahhhh fuck off

 

Son of a bitch

 

That’s about right lmbo

 

Wow

Looking like one of those days

 

Bases loaded 1 out and getting nothing plus $ getting robbed will certainly do it

 

$ has hit multiple rockets today with nothing to show for it

 

One of those days. 1 bad inning and seemed to be 1 hit away all game. Bring on the Tigers.

 

Chipper mentioned on Thursday’s broadcast that $ has done a ton of work to fix his mechanics and now it’s mostly about pitch selection. Def seems to be the case as he’s been killing the ball for a couple weeks now. Pretty encouraging

 

Yeah he’s hitting good pitches well

His chase rate is still horrendous

 

Thinking about how good the Marlins would be today with ownership that cared about wins is always fun

 

Related:

 

They’re playing great baseball and yet it feels like they’re a small losing streak away from selling.

It’d be cool to see them buy and make a run.

 

Sure but what about adding Soler?

 

Joc would be more likely with Ozuna actually producing imo. Assuming this is just a reunion scenario

 

I would also be ok with this

 

Certainly wouldn’t hurt to get another lefty bat, but no idea how realistic Joc is

 

I know nothing about the Tigers. Who are their best players?

Obviously the AL Central sucks (record wise), but are they one of those teams that can jump up and bite you if you're not careful?

 

Just please don’t make this an Oakland A’s series. Tigers are god awful.

 

Team sucks. A's playing better than them.

 

The A’s are actually a very good team if you’re using the eye test

 

Enjoying Ben on the TV broadcast.

 

Detroit has this year and the following two paying Miguel Cabrera $30M. Dude barely plays at this point. Jesus what a horrible contract.

 

What genius GM looked at that body type and said, “yeah he’s going to age well into his late 30s and early 40s”

 

Wtf Charlie. Throw strikes. These guys are batting .160

 

Just the most frustrating pitcher to watch

 

Morton hurt?

 

Nice bounce back Charlie. Pls don’t be hurt

 

Good shit Charlie

 

I would be surprised if Ozuna bats his next go around. He's not moving his arm.

 

Atta babe Ronnie

 

113.3 off the bat there

 

Ron you sexy bitch

 

Sucks for Marcel. Maybe as locked in as he’s ever been for us

 

Jesus Travis that’s awful

 

Why did they pH for Ozuna?

 

Hbp. Don’t know how bad yet but it may have hurt his right wrist

 

Charlie giving up more and more loud contact

 

I think I could throw a TQS against this team

 

What’s the rule here?