Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. RalfBully

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    I mean, ALL players are getting the bag. LIV forced PGA to drastically up purses and I have to imagine they are going to go even higher with Saudi money.
     
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  2. Boom TittyMilk

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    Phil is probably crushing some cbd gum right now
     
  3. Gaknight

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    And fuck now they are going to have this whole dumb team concept?
     
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  4. Snakes

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    hopefully they just infuse all the saudi cash to improve the product (less ads, bigger purses, etc) and ditch all the other LIV bullshit.
     
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  5. MtOread

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    "I feel bad for our county, but this is great content" - Full Swing Season 2 producers
     
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  6. pez

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  7. JohnnyChimpo

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    Any word on whether they'll be allowed to wear shorts?
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Liv product was pretty bad. Also.. I like cuts.
     
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  9. ZeroPointZero

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    Just imagine how good the Aces are gonna be now
     
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  10. Paddy Murphy

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    LOL. Perfect.
     
  11. Snakes

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    only thing i hope they keep are the Dangerous Nights style videos before a big tournament.
     
  12. poor paul

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  13. phunkybuck

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  14. Arliden

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    This just seems like the PGA execs had to hold out and show it couldn’t be easily taken over by LIV in the beginning so the Saudis would have be forced to pay out the execs if they wanted golf. The grandstanding from the pga was just them upset they weren’t getting what DJ and Brooks were getting.
     
  15. Paddy Murphy

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    First sentence there I thought you were talking about this thread :laugh:
     
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  16. newengland

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    Probably better for the players in the long run but goddamn does the PGA tour look like the biggest fucking hypocrites
     
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  17. Paddy Murphy

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    Enough that he doesn’t have to worry about signing out the Tours jet from the FBO any more.
     
  18. MtOread

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    brb betting even more on Brooks to win the US Open
     
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  19. Quick

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    God those PGA guys that didn’t jump ship for boatloads of money have got to be so pissed. Brooks and them probably laughing so hard. LIV was awful. Glad they are all together again but holy hell at the shit show.
     
  20. Boom TittyMilk

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    Tiger’s worst decision since passing out on thanksgiving with his phone open
     
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  21. SmoochieWallace

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    This is fucking bananas.
     
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  22. newengland

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    Really wish I could find Monahan’s quote about taking money from LIV and human rights issues back when players first started leaving
     
  23. visa

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  24. ZeroPointZero

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    just please no more of this loser in season 2

     
  25. SmoochieWallace

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    PIF is going to the premier sponsor of the Tour. Amazing.
     
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  26. Bert Handsome

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    Holy Shit, Monahan is on CNBC with an exclusive with David Faber

    What a chickenshit move. Too scared to answer questions from Eamon Lynch?
     
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  27. poor paul

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  28. Fran Tarkenton

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    or read Jimmy Dunne's comments
     
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  29. RalfBully

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    Sorry FedEx. Thanks for those billions of dollars over the years, but beat it.
     
  30. poor paul

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  31. Gaknight

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    This one?
     
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  32. LA window washer

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    Wow. Will they just pay a shit ton to the players who stayed on the PGA now? Just to keep them quiet. Use the LIV Saudi money for that.
     
  33. Wee Bey

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    :yaoface::yaoface::yaoface::yaoface::yaoface:

    Damn that was quick y'all need to do some post editing
     
  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    the foreplay barstool demo is the most enthusiastic group today, this merger is for them.
     
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  35. HoosDaMan

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    Means orange man has a tour event again?
     
  36. poor paul

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  37. Gaknight

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    Not sure I have agreed with a thing this weirdo has ever said.
     
  38. visa

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    Zalatoris going to jump off a building
     
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  39. NineteenNine

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    Rory did say that Greg needed to get out of the way…
     
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  40. ohhaithur

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    In most mergers, contracts are binding. Are the LIV guys just going to make 10x the PGA guys to play in the same events?
     
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  41. ZeroPointZero

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  42. CUAngler

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  43. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    What makes a guy like Dunne get on board with this? Doesn't he have stupid money already?
     
  44. laxjoe

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    Poor golfers, shame on PGA yada yada yada blah blah blah

    WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CW?!? They just lost their live programming watched by dozen(s?) of people each month!!