Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    Wassup you name-dropping asshole?

    heard you was talkin shit

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  2. OZ2

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    Legit don’t know if I replied to this and was tagged in it. Was painting and doing weed drugs last night.

    it’s the fucking worst Celemo said it.

    but I love that fucking state and miss the fuck out of it.

    worst drivers in the lower 48 but otherwise there is a reason a bunch of people in a wagon went there.
     
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  3. The Blackfish

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    You got something against escorts?
     
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  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Said Bentley was in Birmingham and they took my restaurant recommendation but did not invite me.
     
  5. two

    two Hello
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    What Bentley?
     
  6. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Edwards' freebie. Keep up!
     
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  7. two

    two Hello
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    I’m more lost now
     
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  8. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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  9. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  10. two

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    Ahh yeah usually scroll past his posts because they’re either unbelievable or unbelievably douchey
     
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  11. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Yea I did the same thing on a plane a month ago and the Japanese girls behind me laughed

    American farts so big
     
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  12. Lip

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    CEO is a wildly overused word in America
     
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  13. Tarpon Nole

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    in this case, I believe him

    I am also CEO of my PE company
     
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  14. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    Nice. I’m the CEO of my family fantasy baseball league
     
  15. Tarpon Nole

    Tarpon Nole Well-Known Member
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    how many franchises you run? I was up to three a few years ago, but had to resign my posts due to other obligations
     
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  16. Lip

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    maybe the wagon drivers’ descendants never learned how to drive cars

    ever think of that?
     
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  17. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    :pffft: you were posting pictures of the ass of a private equity fund ceo on here for likes?
     

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  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Counterpoint: There’s plenty of people who run private equity funds asses who I’d like to see.
     
  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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  20. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i want to see if steve schwarzman even has one tbh
     
  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Joe, as a friend, I think you’re focusing on the wrong part of private equity. It’s not their asses that shouldn’t exist, it’s the profession.
     
  22. Degausser

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    I, for one, believe Eathan and encourage him to keep posting asses, whether they be CEOs or escorts or anything in between.
     
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  23. Tarpon Nole

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    it’s amazing this whole thing has gone on for this long, tbqh
     
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  24. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    steve cohen vs steve shwarzman

    whose ass is smaller
     
  25. Wee Bey

    Wee Bey racially ambiguous
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    Ethan should be a novelist with that imagination. If nothing else this board has shown there is an audience for it. Pull a Gillis and use entertaining TMB to segue into a SNL like role maybe?
     
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  26. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    It was quality content.
     
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  27. CUgator

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    Love a good Negroni when it gets warmer.

    nothing better than a good one or worse than bad one.
     
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  28. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  29. Bricktop the white

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    private equity guys live too fast to get really caked up, bonds guys know you need to fill up the saddle for the long haul.
     
  30. Lip

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  31. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    I used to be very handsome
     
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  33. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I wish. I’m washed af.
     
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  34. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i peaked when i was 18 ama
     
  35. PaulKemp

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    Walk into a public restroom to take a leak. There’s the shitter guy. I’d say like 1/4 times you run into the one who immediately and aggressively wipes and exits the stall. For a really awkward moment you have to acknowledge each other’s existence as you wash your hands. Just stay in the fucking stall for an extra 30 seconds you fucking freak. I’m not going to tell you good job or whatever. What you were doing was uncalled for
     
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  36. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    wait PE firms have Chief Escort Officers?
     
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  37. Baron

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    We were out to dinner tonight and saw a couple in HS that went to dinner for prom. They valeted and hopped in a black Fiero :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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  38. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    idk about calling the dude’s wife a sex worker, seems weird. BUT. I am pro sex worker and pro butts and pro lots of things.
     
  39. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Just realized that the name Ned Flanders is basically a geographic area. Ned (Nederland) and Flanders (The old name for most of what is now Belgium) Nederino would most certainly prefer his first name than Papist Flanders.
     
  40. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    I'm still baffled that people think this is a bit or something given how many posters on the board know me irl.

    I live a weird existence - I assumed people would enjoy the ridiculous shit that occurs in my life but it seems like it's predominantly just annoying people.

    Is what it is I guess.
     
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  41. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    idk about predominantly but the haters and losers of whom there are many are always vocal when we’re doing mental accounting of our social standing
     
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  42. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea I was saying that it seems like my posts predominately annoy people instead of my intent of just posting random shit that I found funny.
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    I think it annoys 2-3 posters. The rest of us enjoy it or are ambivalent. But it's the internet, so those 2-3 make the most noise.
     
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  44. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    post through it, it’s the only way :idk:
     
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  45. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    When you were in Birmingham did you try Milo’s? wes tegg
     
  46. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    I can do a namedrop that involves Yale who I wish could be as virtuous as a sex worker.

    I'll just say, I was listening to a podcast and the person got a mention as one of the worst Americans in the nations history. Jealous?
     
  47. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    HW?
     
  48. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    In fairness she's an Ole Miss diehard now - I'm not sure if that makes this situation better or worse.
     
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  49. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Close. Both were probably the most at fault for starting a catastrophic war.

    Johnnie C Calhoun is one of my grand pappies. Some freak tracked me down on Facebook when they changed the names of one of the colleges at Yale from Calhoun to something else and was legit angry that I said it should have happened years ago.
     
  50. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    good on you coach
     
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