Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. pez

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    I’m just amazed it was only posted only a day after it appeared on Twitter
     
  2. bertwing

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    Arkansas just passed what will be the most harmful education bill our state has ever seen. It’s seriously so embarrassing and I hate everyone involved. The only bright note from yesterday

     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck Huck
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s insane to see people, who cannot afford to send their children to private school, duped into thinking that they can now just send their kids to private schools instead in public ones. It benefits the parents who already have their kids in private schools and takes away from public schools. Tax payers are now footing the bill for the kids that are in private/religious schools with no benefit to themselves other than an imaginary carrot on a stick. I’m not sure what they think is going to happen to the small public schools who can barely afford to stay open as it is. Parents are just going to have to drive their kids a few towns over to school and back everyday. What a win!
     
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  5. zeberdee

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    she looks like a RHONJ reject

     
  6. Josey Wales

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    Lol woke companies hate you but I don’t n

    I bet the audio recordings from cocktail parties tell a much different tale.
     
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  7. Redav

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    Stealing from people like this is bad but then I remember the people she's prob stealing from.
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If this person strikes you as a person to trust with your nest egg, you don’t deserve it anyways. Better losing it all and needing handouts to own libs. They’d blow it all on beanie babies at some point.
     
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  10. BUstang

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    So CPAC is QVC now. I truly fucking hate boomers.
     
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  11. Redav

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    It always revolves around selling gold.
     
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  12. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    If you think putting your IRA into metals is a good idea you deserve to lose your money.
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    I bought Gold and Silver ETFs a while back essentially at their peak. Was awesome
     
  14. UCFkc123

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    I keep trying to explain this to my family (in FL, where something like this is likely gonna pass next year). Unless they start building hundreds of new private schools, the “vouchers” are just gonna go to the families that are already paying for private school.
     
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  15. Truman

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  16. BellottiBold

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    Chad Wolff, who illegally served in his position in the first place, is Nazi dogshit who should be rotting away chained to a wall
     
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  17. El Tiburon

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    Laugh now, but when the power grid goes down and we live in post apocalyptic world you’re all going to regret not having physical gold to eat!
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    I have food insurance
     
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  19. Vito Corleone

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    Gavin Newsome has some skeletons, but this one is always wilder than anyone else's
     
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  20. Dick Dollars

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    A bit on the nose innit

     
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  21. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  22. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    “Disney oversight board” is a bit much.
     
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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Is there somewhere I can really dig into this Disney stuff? I feel like I sort of get it but I’ve been reading that Florida will now takeover bond payments as part of this, so is Mearball taking on substantial debt to own libs? What are they gaining in this?
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    My understanding is that originally that was going to be the case but they scrapped that idea when they learned that and now just passed new legislation to where all of the board members of Reedy Creek are appointed by the governor, not Disney.

    DeSantis signs bill that gives him more control of Disney's special district

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/27/politics/desantis-disney-reedy-creek/index.html
     
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Times like this I wish Disney was as vindictive as I would be and close for a week. All these people who spent years planning these weird ass trips would be livid. Literally tell people they are undergoing structural changes because of meatball.

    They’d never do it but a boy can dream.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lemon?
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He’s gay so that’s an issue because these people are monsters.
     
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  29. Truman

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    He's a target for faux outrage all the time. There's a thread about him on the homeboard that pops up every few weeks complaining about something. idk.
     
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  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Let’s not forget that the protect the children movement is just a sanitized qanon movement.
     
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  31. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    What if qanon but brought to you by Chip and Joanna Gaines.
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    Close indefinitely and announce that they have some things to reevaluate in light of the recent developments.
    They'd break his fucking back.
     
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  33. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Don Lemon is recently trending because he was cited in the Dilbert guy’s racist tirade as a black guy that allegedly refuses to live among black people.
     
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  34. Truman

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    The funny thing about the Lemon stuff is that he says stupid shit all the time that's extremely cringey. But the stuff they get worked up over is when he's just blunt and to the point about double standards and racists ect.
     
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  35. IV

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    Would be incredible
     
  36. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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  37. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Ok so it’s a cult
     
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So they gonna just make all minorities leave 10 cities and declare them “free”
     
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  39. CaneKnight

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    Please get those mother fuckers out of Florida if they actually do this
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    "Personal vertical take off and landing vehicles"

    Yeah....no
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Twist: all 10 new cities will be in Florida
     
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  42. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    to be clear creating new federally subsidized cities would be great, great idea
     
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Alaska. Tons of land there
     
  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They’re all gonna be in Florida bro

    edit: dammit Where Eagles Dare
     
  45. ats

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    im fine with making reparations to Spain with regards to Florida
     
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  46. James Petigru

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    I don't know how were supposed to have a country if this the way things are going to be...like you can't have it so trans people have to change their clothes to cross a state border. Students in illinois are taught that slavery happened, while students next door in indiana are taught that the south was right, and also liberal, and also evil, but not for slavery reasons or whatever? This isn't what a country looks like.
     
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  47. TAS

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    The suburbs worked out so well, we'd be fools not to give these klanfolk another crack at it
     
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  48. LookslikeUofI

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    Police they will do the job the way they have to..
     
  49. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    No one thinks less of you for fucking Stormy Daniels, dude