I have a stalker. Any advice?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by westcoastbias, Feb 10, 2023.

  1. LA window washer

    LA window washer Well-Known Member
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    How much do I need to donate to ban her, and will I have enough left over to pay off the FBI for saying this?
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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    Piss off, cuntshits!!!
     
  3. jrmy

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    How much more to change this one to hedump
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    :crossedarms:
     
  5. BuckeyeRiot

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    Theydump
     
  6. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Adumpussie
    Dump + Aussie = A(dump)ussie
     
    #506 Homo Erectus, Feb 20, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2023
  7. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    SheDump
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    A-Loo-Dump
    DumpSheDump
     
  8. VaxRule

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    I hope he will understand.
     
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  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    We dump sounds like a company that does coin-operated public restrooms/toilets.
     
  10. Whammy Business

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    I thought most Aussies were cheeky and fun. This one's just cruel and tragic.
     
  11. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    “And that’s how we made our millions.”
     
  12. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    that fucking episode where he recites the Beatles lyrics in slow monotonous tone “She loves me…yeah…yeah…yeah..” :facepalm: I usually like the series but that was so stupid.
     
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  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    No new updates?
     
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  14. bigred77

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  15. BudKilmer

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    Should have just sucked his dick
     
  16. westcoastbias

    westcoastbias Well-Known Member
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    TRO got served and the court date is in two weeks. No contact in three weeks and he hasn’t shown up on camera.

    Feeling better about it
     
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  17. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    good for you. bad for the board, though.
     
  18. Lip

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    don’t worry - calm before the storm and what not
     
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  19. Gizmoandsooz

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    Shut up dickhead. You're now abusing me.


    Pull your own fucking heads in.

    ALL OF YOU.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Lip

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    I’ve already reported you to the ACIC because of your abuse on here

    you should be hearing from them shortly

    good day
     
    #520 Lip, Feb 25, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2023
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  21. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    This thread got weird.
     
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  22. Aaron Hernandez

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    I feel like the havoc she brings to every thread is greater than any poster in the history of the board.
     
  23. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    How quickly we forget the gubber
     
  24. Aaron Hernandez

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    Yeah, after I posted that I remembered gubber.
     
  25. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Don’t get complacent
     
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  26. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Baron

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    Wonder how the gubber is doing…

    Boo MFer! has he been posting on Facebook and his cats?
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    No cats lately but he seems to be growing flowers (and I don’t mean weed).

    D2461811-5D65-4FC4-AF0E-24D6A87E65EB.jpeg
     
  29. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    This made me laugh out loud.

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  30. bigred77

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    It's annoying as fuck
     
  31. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    that's because no fewer than a dozen different people enjoy responding to her

    it's the dumbest fucking thing and @mods should be giving 24-hour bans to everyone who replies and derails a thread
     
  32. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    If anything i get sick of the bullying from others who constantly think i'm some old poster.
     
  33. Gizmoandsooz

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    This. Big time. Dare you to do this mate.
     
  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Oy mate they’re just ‘aving a giggle
     
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  35. Gizmoandsooz

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    It's not funny. It's fucking childish
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    You can’t count footballmike out imo
     
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  37. bigred77

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    Try just shutting the fuck up
     
  38. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    I'm not sure what you're expecting from the internet. Mellow out a little, don't take things so seriously and occasionally play along with the jokes and everyone would calm down.

    If you can't do that then everyone is rightfully going to give you a ration of shit.
     
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  39. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    SheDumpo
    SheDumpas
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  40. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    She?
    Shedump?
    Shedumpaptomos?!

    DAMN YOU!
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Shedump shedumps, oh baby when she moves she moves
     
  42. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    How do you all not have this Australian girl on ignore? I instantly ignore all new posters who come in aggressively because there’s a 90% chance they are farva or lech.
     
  43. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Successful Attorney in Atlanta
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    Shedump lingered last in line for brains
    And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
    Small things so sad that birds could land
    Is shedump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

    Shedump, shedump
    She's off in her head
    Shedump, shedump, shedump
    She might be dead
     
  44. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Soft
     
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  45. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I always forget about the ignore feature
    Thank you for reminding me
     
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  46. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    your incomparable stupidity naturally derails every thread so idk maybe banning those people is a good idea
     
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  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Both of these users have been banned for bullying at the request of our forum ally AussieFooty

    and the FBI report is being drafted and should be submitted by midnight
     
  48. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    seriously, are you former poster @charlie kelly?
     
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  49. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Pulled a few strings @ Homeland and they got cleared + reinstated. You're welcome
     
    #549 Homo Erectus, Feb 26, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2023
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  50. bigred77

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    Did he break out again?
     
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