Dave Chappelle's Increasingly Less Righteous Rants

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  1. Fran Tarkenton

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  2. TrustyPatches

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    I don’t think Dave and Blackstar are on good terms with Kanye currently. Those guys are all close friends and Kanye has gone at Talib Kweli of late
     
  3. Lyrtch

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    chaotic good

     
  4. steamengine

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    Mike Schur right as usual about everything but Boston sports.
     
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    Touch grass, bro
     
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  8. poor paul

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  9. GoS

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    As a jew and someone who is actively pissed at Dave for being a turbodildo to trans folks (ie not a fan of new dave) I will say personally I was not offended.

    Not super sensitive about this shit I guess. Also I disregarded kanye's bullshit as the rants of an unwell person so maybe I don't represent the mainstream jewish person.

    It'd be interesting to do a survey of jewish folks to see how they took the monologue.
     
  10. poor paul

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    just watched the monologue for the first time. the jewish stuff wasn't even funny outside of like one moment, and he didn't really walk the line that well, it was pretty openly allowing his fans to explore kanye/kyrie ideas.

    there was some funny stuff in there outside of the jewish content, however. weird experience.
     
  11. AIOLICOCK

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    Not true.
     
  12. AIOLICOCK

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    Stavros isn't funny? The fuck? XD
     
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  13. TrustyPatches

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    Lol you quoting me is proving me true
     
  14. ashy larry

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    stavvy is elite. what in tarnation.
     
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    Stavros is fucking hilarious
     
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  17. TrustyPatches

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    Hilarious!!
     
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  18. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    I think Dave is funny. I think Dave is poignant. I also think he has a tough time imagining anyone has had it harder than black people. He lacks some empathy, but I don’t necessarily think it makes him a “piece of shit.”
     
  19. duc15

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    what a hilarious joke
     
  20. AIOLICOCK

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    Everyone is calling you an idiot, but don't worry, I'm a veteran of these types of situations, I know what to do.

    Just stop saying the dumb stuff you were saying. I've never actually tried that, but I hear it works.
     
  21. TrustyPatches

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    Fair
     
  22. electronic

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  23. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Portly executed “joke.”

    Edit: emphasize portly
     
  24. electronic

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    no whinier group of people on planet earth than stand up comedians
     
  26. electronic

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    Other than those not listed so far ~off the top of my head:

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    and I'm leaving a ton out. That's mostly from scrolling through my recent Netflix list.
     
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    James Acaster literally makes fun of comedians bitching about cancel culture and criticizing trans people as part of his act
     
  28. TrustyPatches

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  29. TrustyPatches

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    No offense to most of you but also most of you are at the least silly gooses and at the high end kind of miserable
     
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  30. Lyrtch

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    you're easily one of the most arrogant posters on this entire board
     
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  31. TrustyPatches

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    Hahahhahahahahshhaha
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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    you're a vibes guy, that's fine, it is very arrogant though thats just keeping it honest
     
  33. TrustyPatches

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    Brother if YOU are calling me arrogant then I absolutely have to be. You have to be the Jesus Christ absolute end game opinion in the matter
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    ok cool, hook em
     
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  35. TrustyPatches

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    I’m sorry if I don’t take most of y’all seriously. Half of y’all were libertarians 5 years ago.

    Just remember, empathy, at its core is putting yourself in someone else’s shoes, in their situation and believing you’d be as good or better than they were givin their resources. I feel like 97% of y’all don’t have that ability. I would put that at 100% because none of y’all make me believe otherwise to be honest. I just wanna believe a couple of y’all are honest actors
     
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  36. kinghill

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    oh damn I gotta check on tickets.
     
  37. kinghill

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    electronic
     
  38. Lyrtch

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    Again. Insane arrogance to constantly assume you're the only one.

    Also lmao at saying the libertarian part to me. Sensational.
     
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  39. TrustyPatches

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    Hey man I’m not questioning you as a leftist. I do not like you at all but I do appreciate your consistency. My issue (and im not saying this applies to you) is that the world is starting to make me feel like leaning left doesn’t mean what it once did. It’s not guided by morals and empathy anymore.
     
  40. kinghill

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    TMB is a large, 100% unempathetic group of unfriendly men.
     
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  41. ohhaithur

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    I'm not sure you know what you're even arguing anymore
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
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  43. electronic

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  44. electronic

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    I'm not sure what response I expected, but this one legitimately surprised me. So weird.
     
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  46. Upton^2

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    have you considered touching grass tho
     
  47. duc15

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    who deserves empathy here? Comedians?
     
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  48. Chipper>Jeter

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    Can I use the phase touching grass when I’m burning it? Or is that touched by grass?
     
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  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    smoke grass

    touch ass
     
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  50. DriveByBBQ

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    who doesn’t deserve empathy?
     
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