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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 4, 2022.

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  1. Tobasco

    6.2%
  2. Frank's

    8.8%
  3. Louisiana

    8.0%
  4. Crystal's

    18.6%
  5. Tapatio

    7.1%
  6. Cholula

    27.4%
  7. Valentina

    6.2%
  8. Sriracha

    8.0%
  9. Lech is fat

    9.7%
  1. Bo Pelinis

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    What the fuck
     
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  2. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Frank’s Red Hot also originated in Cincinnati in 1917. They had the main factory in Sharonville.

    The brand was sold in 1977, and I’m not sure when they stopped manufacturing here.
     
  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  4. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    same, although i've probably only said it out loud a handful of times.
     
  5. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    Cholula, the wooden cap makes me feel fancy
     
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  6. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    I can’t handle much heat so Sriracha is as spicy as I go.
     
  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Went on a guys trip about a decade ago with this ~350 Mexican guy who ate nothing but valentina on tortilla chips the whole weekend and I’ve kept it on deck ever since.
     
  8. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    I don’t like salsa or hot sauces on my breakfast foods. When I do use it though most likely using Cholula or Tapatio. Tabasco and Sriracha are bottom tier.
     
  9. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Nothing is OT

    [​IMG]
     
  10. LA window washer

    LA window washer Well-Known Member
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    Crystal’s :blessed:
     
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  11. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    that type of breakfast Cholula is the go to based on those options

    cry baby craigs is what I'd use for my non-national choice
     
  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    nobody cares, that was not the question.
     
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  13. Bo Pelinis

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    Chili garlic cholula is also better than reg cholula do not at me
     
  14. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Mammoth Stabber
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    Chipotle Cholula is the correct answer to the question.
     
  15. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Crystal. I had a bottle on the kitchen table for awhile but I haven't been able to find it since and I can't remember where I purchased it.
     
  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    it is undoubtedly incorrect because it wasn't in the photo provided. hth
     
  17. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i'll do whatever the fuck i want bro
     
  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    where do you live? Odd to hear people don't come across it in Nebraska, as I figure it is widely distributed alongside all other major players.
     
  19. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i put renfros jalapeno salsa on my breakfast hashes
     
  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    and we are all worse off for it.
     
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  21. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Phoenix metro. None of the major grocery store chains seem to have it although Louisiana is plentiful so I just use that most of the time. It's very odd.
     
  22. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    I miss Sparky’s :-(
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  24. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Cholula easy

    I’m surprised at how man ppl itt like Crystals tho it tastes watered down to me.
     
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  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  26. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    Weirdo
     
  27. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    i would always just rather use actual peppers.
     
  28. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i like them all to some degree but for eggs I really like vinegary hot sauces so crystal
     
  29. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Crystal is just pepper and vinegar
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    :lick:
     
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  31. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Tapatio is the way to go. I like doing a mixture of Tap and Secret Aardvark on scrambled eggs
     
  32. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    not gonna be very secret if you keep going around telling people about it.
     
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  33. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Salt and pepper
     
  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    Are you saying that's a bad thing?
     
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  35. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    meanwhile Tobasco is just vinegar and food coloring
     
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  36. ARCO

    ARCO I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
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    Crystal 1a, Tapatio 1b
     
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  37. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Can’t go wrong with Cholula, Louisiana, or Crystal’s
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s a better/thicker version of Tapatio. I honestly have every one of those sauces in my fridge plus more. Really depends on my mood but Valentina is the best for breakfast.
     
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  39. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    No? Those are just the only two listed ingredients
     
  40. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  41. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    I'm just gonna say it, there's a lot of posters in this thread adding an 's' to the end of Crystal.
     
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  42. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    [​IMG]
     
  43. TAXTAXTAX

    TAXTAXTAX Well-Known Member
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    Crispy bacon, then over light egg fried in the grease, topped with Sriracha is perfect, to me.
     
  44. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    and salt


    SALT
     
  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    ya, I goofed on the poll and tried to edit it. Not sure why I've called it Crystal's my whole life. Maybe because of the fast food chain? Or maybe it just feels better to make it possessive?
     
  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Peri-Peri sauce (kinda like wing sauce) is great on breakfast tacos. Reminds me of Torchy’s Tacos Diablo sauce.
     
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