Pet Names for Wives/GFs

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  1. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    I tagged him
     
  2. The Blackfish

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    And a much longer discussion in the Will Smith slaps Chris Rock thread, because why not.

    Also I call my wife Hal which is the first three letters of her name which is Halyeighy
     
  3. Tiffin

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    I'm sure Clown Baby is a wonderful FIL.
     
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  4. The Blackfish

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    Outside of his obsession with taking the family to Texas Roadhouse anytime we go out.
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    You can take the clown baby out of Texas…
     
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  6. ~ taylor ~

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    Pronounced 'həl-YEAH'?
     
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  7. Eathan Edwards

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    As far as I can tell my wife and gf pretty much exclusively refer to each other as "slut"
     
  8. wes tegg

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    I knew a couple in college who exclusively referred to each other as “puddin” and it always made me gag.
     
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  9. BlazingRebel

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    Just makes me think of Harley Quinn and the Joker’s relationship something tells me that relationship didn’t last
     
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  10. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea when Margot Robbie does something that's annoying - I can't fathom how much I would hate a normal person doing this.
     
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  12. Tobias

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    usually just stick with calling her "devine's mom"
     
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  13. The Blackfish

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    My old boss used to eat pudding for breakfast every morning so we all started calling him puddin’
     
  14. Eathan Edwards

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    Right on queue:

    Wife gets home with gf - "You won't believe what this little slut did today"

    I'm sure I'll probably believe it - but tell me more about what the little slut did today during your expedition to Trader Joe's.
     
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  15. VaxRule

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    Long story short: they had to buy all the cucumbers.
     
  16. TC

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    *cue
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    I'll be in cue and on queue - I don't give a shit and whatnot
     
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  18. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    When we were dating, my wife and I started calling each other Angel, a super-cheesy and ironic way to prove to ourselves that we were better than all those other couples.

    Fifteen plus years later, the irony has worn off yet we still call each other Angel. We played ourselves.
     
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    Mike Pence
     
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  21. kinghill

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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  22. Taques

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    i was very sick earlier in the week and my wife said that i looked like a grumpy toad
     
  23. Eathan Edwards

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    You've become your avatar basically
     
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  24. bigred77

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    That was my first thought too :laugh:
     
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  25. ned's head

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    I used to call my wife frumpy occasionally when she was grumpy because I thought it basically meant the same thing. She informed me of the real definition and now I've moved to doing every time she's grumpy
     
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  26. jplaYa

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    100% that guy plays Tarkov and watches LVNDMARK

     
  27. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I had a coworker who would only refer to his wife as Pookie. He also changed his tone to be really high pitched. She would constantly call him at work upset about some nonsense and he would respond on the phone like, "Oh no, what's wrong Pooookie?" In a room of 25 guys.

    It was gross and weird. Of course they're Disney weirdos too which probably explains it.
     
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    I had a roommate in college that acted like that with his GF.
    It was so fucking annoying, we would call him out on it and he acted like he had no idea his voice changed when she called
     
  29. Constant

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    Baby-talking a baby is weird. Baby-talking an adult is disgusting.

    Maybe a very little puppy. And only if you're saying, "who's a good boy?"
     
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  30. Eathan Edwards

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    We went on a double date (normal dinner I guess) - but the girl did this the entire meal feeding him and saying "who's a good boy".

    I did the fake phone call to walk out and texted my wife to just come up with an excuse to bail. She told them I had just lost a relative and then they saw me outside and asked omg what happened and I had no idea what she had relayed.

    I was not ready to improv and it went terribly.
     
  31. Lip

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    how hot was she
     
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  32. Eathan Edwards

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    Hot enough for this to occur in private - but not in public
     
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  33. Lip

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    I can see it
     
  34. hood b. goode

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    Shawty
     
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  35. jbr

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    My wife’s pet name is Amber. Her real name is Stephanie.

    When we first started dating, we went out with a coworker who is from Ecuador (and is ESL). I introduced her as Stephanie and he said “Nice to meet you, Amber”.

    Twelve years later and she’s still Amber.
     
  36. The Milkman

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    that would pour gas on the fire for me
     
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  37. Eathan Edwards

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    Fun fact about living with two women - their term of endearment to each other is slut but if they're aggressively upset with each other the term is princess.

    If "slut" did something I know it's casual conversation - if "this fucking princess" ever gets said I know I'm going to have to listen to a rant.

    All words are made up.
     
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  38. jbr

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    I’ve also started calling my wife a new pet name which she really doesn’t like and will certainly end poorly for me…but yolo.

    One of the cats sleeps on her pillow most nights. It’s a king size pillow so there’s plenty of room for them to share. The pillow sleeping cat is a long hair and prone to getting dingleberries stuck in his butt fur. One night, a few weeks back, he must have gotten poop stuck in his fur and took his spot on her pillow. She woke up with her face laying in a stripe of cat shit and me calling her Two Face.
     
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  39. UncleJesse

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    That's how you get pinkeye.
     
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  40. jbr

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    I also fart in her face while she’s asleep and blame it on the cat so there’s that too.
     
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