HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Country!

 

Nimble like a wampus cat

 

THAT SHIT WAS NICE RILEY

 

Those Maldonado and Altuve balls were both hit weakly by EV btw

 

LFG. Now go score

 

Living dangerously

 

Good work, Kyle

 

Fuck yeah fuckface

 

KYLE!!

 

hell yea boys.

 

Noice. Quick inning despite the hits.

 

Hell yes. We gotta hold serve for 15 more minutes. Once I get the steaks in the grill this shit is over.

 

I hear you, Kyle. Let’s go baby

 

Toby and myself could be at a real emotional crossroads with Fuckface after tonight.

 

We aight.

 

Is this really what you needed?

 

Pretty fucking incredible

https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/bump-when-high.72104/page-81#post-17238528

 

I should have known Greinke would push our shit in

 

Need to be a little more patient with Greinke.

 

I’ve seen enough of this shit

 

Maybe not that patient tho

 

Well this washed up fuck is making us look like shit right now.

 

What are we doing at the plate tonight?

 

Having a really hard time staying back it seems

 

At least we get to clear Dansby here

 

Shit. Decent contact there at least

 

Tough luck there. That was hung and Dansby was on it.

 

A .535 OPS this postseason for Swanson. Hopefully that is enough for the nontender after his regular season.

 

Greinke left that one hanging. Shit

 

Damn, Dansby laced that

 

If we can't hit Greinke's 90 mph fastball we are FUCKED when someone throwing 96-97 comes in from the Barn.

 

I feel like we need to get Jimmy Carter to the game tomorrow.

 

I thought he was in really bad shape

 

Chill bro. That’s not really how it works.

 

Not giving Kyle either side of the plate

 

This strike zone is tight tonight.

 

Oh I’m sure he is in no shape to actually go. The World Series is no place for any 97 year old.

 

Good luck with that

 

That zone was really damn tight

 

Think that’s a good walk tbh. Kyle made a lot of quality pitches.

 

Did Joe Buck just say Ian Anderson has the body of a 65 year old?

 

This dude is giving him nothing

 

Okay he’s squeezing him now

 

Wright suddenly can't find the strike zone

 

Third time albies has fucked up a double play

 

Don’t think we’d turn that anyway.