Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

same

 

She thirsty:

 

What she know about vinstone?

 

Pretty sure vinstone crushed her a couple times

 

Tommy John for Jake?

 

Honestly, most of on air sports analysis is saying the most obvious damned thing so that morons can nod their heads and say, "yep, I was thinking exactly that." That's why a guy like Romo is such a breath of fresh air and a known simpleton like Aikman can keep the same job forever.

 

Lynn Henning is the worst.

 

He's basically been a league average hitter in the minors in AA (104 wRC+) as a 23-year-old this year. So saying "he won't be Cal Ripken Jr." is accurate.

 

Lynn Henning makes me prejudiced against old people.

 

Tarik Skubal is good and it makes me happy.

 

Sheps call on that flyout to the warning track makes me dread what his call is going to be even more

 

RIP Bill Freehan

 

Manning sucks

 

This is the kind of game that makes me kind of glad we still suck because it doesn't annoy me as much. But it's still embarrassing and stupid.

 

Holland is such a bum

 

FUCK

 

That’s what they get for benching him that last day in Baltimore. He won’t ever hit a homer again

 

Pipeline Top 10. Roberto Campos is way too high, seems like they basing it on potential but he’s been dog shit this year, and doesn’t walk. Great signing Avila.

1. Torkelson
2. Greene
3. Jobe
4. Dingler
5. Madden
6. Pacheco
7. Smith
8. Campos
9. Santana
10. Kreider

 

Lol Avila fucked up, Mayer is #9...Jobe only 50. Really fucked up his rankings with that draft. Sucking even by his own standards

 

We have pretty tough remaining schedule. 3rd toughest in all of baseball. Avila definitely going to get top 10 pick again.

• 6 vs Toronto
• 7 vs Tampa
• 6 vs CWS
• 3 vs Oakland
• 2 vs Milwaukee
• 3 vs Cincinnati

 

Lynn calling out Shep

 

Shep just got excited like Castro hit a HR and a ball that was not only well foul, but also foul well short of the fence...

 

House full of people, watching on mute so it was cool seeing it and also not hearing Sheps call

 

Lmao. Just heard the call. What a disaster.

 

ICYMI (other angles)

 

This team fucks

 

If Ilitch lets us spend some money this off season we are going to be really fucking good next year. He’s going to need to increase the payroll by like $70 million though.

 

Greene has 3 hits and 5 RBIs today. Tork has been struggling, but just hit a nice double

 

So Miggy becomes the first player to hit number 500 as a Tiger and is only the 3rd player who hit 500 and played with the Tigers at some point in his career along with Gary Sheffield and Eddie Matthews, unless I'm missing someone. He needs 13 more home runs to pass Matthews and become the Tiger player with the most career MLB home runs.

Juan Gone is 4th at 434.

 

Hell yeah

 

My favorite Miggy moment ever

 

How long can he stay in Toledo for his rehab stint?

 

And why is he even there? Wasn't he on concussion protocol? If he was cleared to play what does a couple games in Toledo even do for him?

I think he's back tomorrow though

 

may have to do with Tigers playing in Canada

 

Who knows. He was struggling lately. Maybe just to get his confidence back?

 

Yo smeegsgreen how is trei Cruz doing?

 

Last I checked 4 errors made Sunday. Also went 0-4 with a K. At least colt keith looks good. He’s in high A.

 

Quintana is 2 for 25 in the Florida Complex League. Must be exhausting facing high schoolers every day