2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. Reggie Washington

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    Will be following his season with great interest. Mercer doesn't produce many potential stars.
     
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  2. electronic

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    I really like this team. Too young to do anything this year, but for the first time in years, I can’t actually see how these actual players could be competitive. Really need Sheffield and Dunn to pan out, or Gilbert to get ready in a hurry.

    Mallex Smith looks utterly lost though.

    I’m ready to sell all my belongings to drive the Kyle Lewis bus. Crawford looks awesome. White looks damn good. Shed Long is solid.

    I cannot wait for this post to look real dumb in a week.
     
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  3. Fancy

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    Wow
     
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  4. electronic

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    Dipoto's got to have 3-4 trades left in him before tomorrow's deadline, I'm guessing.
     
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  5. Fancy

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    Kyle Lewis, unanimous rookie of the year.
     
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  6. Fancy

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    The Kelenic stuff doesn’t bother me bc he just wants a big deal which we can offer if it makes sense.

    Mather needs to be gone. This guy is a mess.

     
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  7. Han Solo

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    Yeah that’s so fucking awful. I mean, most MLB teams all think this way too, but to have the balls to come out and say it is just awful.

    Shocking that this organization has the longest playoff drought in all of sports. I hope Julio makes billions of dollars and tells Mather to go fuck himself.
     
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  8. Fancy

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    It’s just so depressing that we have so many positive storylines and the ineptitude of leadership will still be a risk of destroying it all.
     
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  9. Fancy

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    super

     
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  10. Fancy

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    Okay this is good

     
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  11. Han Solo

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    I don’t see how they can possibly keep Mather around after this, while at the same time I fully expect them to keep him around.
     
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  12. Rammer Jammer

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  13. Rammer Jammer

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    Still just amazed he said any of this
     
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  14. Fancy

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    If you guys haven’t listened to this, you should. Ryan Divish is the man and he drops some heat in here.

     
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  15. Fancy

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    Can we get a thread change btw?
     
  16. electronic

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    Just do a new thread. I don’t have that login info anymore.
     
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  17. Fancy

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    You should do the honor my friend.
     
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  18. Handcuffed

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    lovely start to the season
     
  19. Fancy

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    Mid season form bby
     
  20. Handcuffed

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    look at these idiots
     
  21. Rammer Jammer

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    Great Win
     
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  22. psimp7

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    Is Kyle Lewis hurt?
     
  23. Fancy

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    Yep. Deep bone bruise
     
  24. Fancy

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    Never any doubt.

    Go Ms
     
  25. Fancy

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    5 hits, same ole Mariners

    9 walks though including two by Trammel and 3 by Fraley. Yes, please
     
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  26. electronic

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    The M’s have now won 13 out of the last 17 opening day games.


    Weird. Also, thank you Felix.
     
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  27. Fancy

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  28. Han Solo

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    Dipoto was right, he clearly needed some time in AAA to prove he can hang. I’m glad he got those...4 games...down in Tacoma.
     
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  29. Han Solo

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    I’m ready to have my heart broken again.

    I will also massively overreact to anything that happens tonight, good or bad.

    Go M’s.
     
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  30. Han Solo

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    The Mariners suck. Baseball sucks. Everything sucks.
     
  31. Fancy

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    Yeah so???
     
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  32. duc15

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    Catch the fever!
     
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  33. Fancy

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    You Gotta Love These Guys
     
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  34. duc15

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    Sodo Mojo
     
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  35. Fancy

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    True to the Blue

    (Fuck 12)
     
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  36. electronic

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    Refuse to refuse to lose.
     
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  37. Han Solo

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    I love baseball!
     
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  38. 3NolesFan3

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    Things are going better than expected
     
  39. Handcuffed

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    would prefer losing more games if it meant kelenic wasn't a big ole bust
     
  40. Nug

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    Go Ms
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  41. soulfly

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    If they lose you aren’t allowed to go back until you either update your fan or break your curse early next season. Sorry, those are the rules.
     
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  42. Handcuffed

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    i thought we were all ignoring this thread so as to not jinx anything

    way to go guys
     
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  43. Nug

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    This is like my 6th or 7th game this season brah. Best seats, tho.

    I've been to more than 10 MLB stadiums -- Safeco/T-mobile is right up there. Beer garden @ left-center fence is ripe.

    I probably need a Mariners logo, tho
     
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  44. Nug

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    Hey O
     
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  45. Fancy

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    My parents went to the entire series. Mad respect.

    this team certainly has that SODO MOJO ya know
     
  46. electronic

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    Would you say they are refusing to lose?
     
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  47. Fancy

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    Either way, you gotta love these guys
     
  48. Nug

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    There was a sign on the way outside the stadium that said "Run Differential is Fake News." It gave me a chuckle.

    One-game WC in Yankee stadium, bring it back for the division series LFG
     
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  49. Fancy

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    this right here

     
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  50. Nug

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    This shit was loud:


    I will officially support the Mariners against all MLB teams except the Braves.
     
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